Lauren Goodger #26 Face the shape of dairylea, begging stuff for free, baybeh now in 4D

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Here it is, summary; paps at it again and making her look bigger so she stopped going out before corona, got a lovely bracelet in mind for Laulie, appetite has now increased. Thinks about being healthy for all of one second and Charlie tells her not to be healthy because she is pregnant.
She is a total dick!!!!!!!!!!
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Neat bump? Yeah if the bump is bleeping Everest 🤣🤣
 
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I’m not on IG and the account is private so can’t use an IG viewer. Dying to see the absolute heinous tat they’ve put up 🤣 Less than 3k followers - how many of those will be journos or Tattlers wanting a nosy?

Hey @Katie8ee glad you’re getting all settled in. Killer post to return with. Your forensic skills are missed!
 
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Can I rant about this for a min....

I really like Zoe Bee products, she has a good brand and seems decent so wtaf is she supporting big loz... I just dont get it. Your selling natural beauty products and your liking Big old moon face, letting her endorse your products. I dont get it.

What reminded me of this was seeing that Zoe Bee follows the bloody wardrobe page.

Feel better for getting that off my chest :D
 
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I’m not on IG and the account is private so can’t use an IG viewer. Dying to see the absolute heinous tat they’ve put up 🤣 Less than 3k followers - how many of those will be journos or Tattlers wanting a nosy?

Hey @Katie8ee glad you’re getting all settled in. Killer post to return with. Your forensic skills are missed!
I’m not following her now. That was earlier today. I haven’t got the pics with prices.

Can I rant about this for a min....

I really like Zoe Bee products, she has a good brand and seems decent so wtaf is she supporting big loz... I just dont get it. Your selling natural beauty products and your liking Big old moon face, letting her endorse your products. I dont get it.

What reminded me of this was seeing that Zoe Bee follows the bloody wardrobe page.

Feel better for getting that off my chest :D
Now if only Zoe Bee was reading this forum. Using goodger demotivates people from using their products 😂
 

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Hi all, I’ve been lurking for a while but after reading today’s ‘column’ I feel inclined to post. I’m at exactly the same stage of pregnancy as BL (29 weeks today actually) and I just can’t get my head around the way she goes on. She repeatedly moans about the stresses of pregnancy etc... love, pregnancy isn’t a full time job! I am 36 (37 in a couple of weeks, I’m not a young gel like Loz 😬), I have a full time admin job with the NHS, a 2 year old daughter and 2 dogs to look after (and a husband but he does his part 😂). Does this absolute cretin not understand how arrogant and ridiculous she sound to us out in the real world? 😡

and FYI Loz, I eat 3 healthy meals a day and walk 20 miles a week with a toddler in a buggy. That permits me to eat chocolate... not a few strolls from my pit to the bog to shite out said elfy meals you fool 😂😂
Hiya. Welcome!! Feel free to let it all out.. we’re all on the same page here. lG is a bleeping clueless immature fake twit
 
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I think she missed the point of Hollys pictures completely 🤦🏻‍♀️ Holly is showing how people make themselves look unnaturally skinny and mislead you about how they really look! - not bigger is she actually brain dead!?!? Also if ‘paps’ get pictures of you looking big it’s beacuse you are big! It’s a picture, it’s you, it’s your body FFS she’s so dumb!

Why are all the items she’s posting to sell brand new and unused ..... me thinks she selling A+ replicas as authentic to make some fast money! Big Scammy Loz
'Even if I've got nice clothes on and natural make up'. Whaaat? When did that ever happen?
 
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The same scenario in 2017 😂
And selling her boyfriends stuff again😂😂😂. Does she know it’s illegal to sell fake stuff. And sell fake stuff and pretend it’s authentic. I hope she gets caught. Then Charlie can take the girl away from her and we can have hope she will be brought up normally 😂😂. Yay!!
 
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It just makes me mad which is hilarious 😅 So just to be clear she is selling a pair of second hand "never worn" ( my arse) shoes for £575 that I can buy NEW from Christian Louboutin DIRECT not even through Selfridge's for £545.

What the actual duck? I mean I just don't understand how these people manage to remember to breath.
If I was going to spend an immoral amount of money on shoes, I would just shell out for a new pair. Why would I pay full price for something worn by a z Lister?! I wouldn't give you a tenner for any of them, I don't care whose name is on the box.
 
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It's depressing shes concentrating so much on a perfect post pregacy body and not on maybe having you know , a happy, helfy baby? 🤷 Me, me, me, me
 
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Still don’t get why she’s got a mix of shoe sizes from 4 to 6.5. I could understand plus or minus one size depending on shoe and what fit you want.
 
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Hi all, I’ve been lurking for a while but after reading today’s ‘column’ I feel inclined to post. I’m at exactly the same stage of pregnancy as BL (29 weeks today actually) and I just can’t get my head around the way she goes on. She repeatedly moans about the stresses of pregnancy etc... love, pregnancy isn’t a full time job! I am 36 (37 in a couple of weeks, I’m not a young gel like Loz 😬), I have a full time admin job with the NHS, a 2 year old daughter and 2 dogs to look after (and a husband but he does his part 😂). Does this absolute cretin not understand how arrogant and ridiculous she sound to us out in the real world? 😡

and FYI Loz, I eat 3 healthy meals a day and walk 20 miles a week with a toddler in a buggy. That permits me to eat chocolate... not a few strolls from my pit to the bog to shite out said elfy meals you fool 😂😂
Came here to say the same thing! When I was pregnant with my son I worked 11 hour shifts right up until a week before my due date. I was on my feet the whole time, running up and down flights of stairs all day long, I never had a rest. It was hard but I did it. I didn’t lie in bed all day eating everything in sight. Yes, pregnancy’s not the easiest thing to go through but wow, she really loves to moan about it doesn’t she, you’d think she was the only pregnant woman on earth the way she goes on about it
 
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thanks for posting.

Her column is basically a justification response to Tattle and DM comments 😂😂😂. She has no content at all otherwise
Exactly this ☝, she doesn't live life, she just exists.

Interest in her outside of Tattle is declining fast, without 'trolls' she got 40 grid post comments and the DM ones are slowing down. No surprise though, who's going to be inspired by a grown woman who views being a prisoner in her own flat as a better alternative to avoiding paps who will publish an unedited photo?!

As others have said, lots of references to me-me and 'her baby' etc. Can't figure out if she is that self-absorbed or has just accepted she is going to be a single mum now 🤷‍♀️

I also hope as you guys do that she gets busted if the goods are fakes because she just gets away more any individual should and that partly reflects in who she is today and her sense of self-entitlement.

Hi Lozza 👋 don't you think it's time to get a hold of your life now because it's actually pitiful. At this rate poor Laulie won't get outside the door for fresh air unless there is money in it for you.
Why not do something about the body bits you are unhappy with (and not just say you will)? That way you won't be so horrified when you see the photos others take of you. Alternatively, be real, accept who you are and then we won't be shocked by the reality either (because it will match). Life is actually fun when you live it rather than pretend to!
 
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Hi all, I’ve been lurking for a while but after reading today’s ‘column’ I feel inclined to post. I’m at exactly the same stage of pregnancy as BL (29 weeks today actually) and I just can’t get my head around the way she goes on. She repeatedly moans about the stresses of pregnancy etc... love, pregnancy isn’t a full time job! I am 36 (37 in a couple of weeks, I’m not a young gel like Loz 😬), I have a full time admin job with the NHS, a 2 year old daughter and 2 dogs to look after (and a husband but he does his part 😂). Does this absolute cretin not understand how arrogant and ridiculous she sound to us out in the real world? 😡

and FYI Loz, I eat 3 healthy meals a day and walk 20 miles a week with a toddler in a buggy. That permits me to eat chocolate... not a few strolls from my pit to the bog to shite out said elfy meals you fool 😂😂
Welcome and well done for posting - it is scary to begin with. You are 100x a better mother than she will ever be. I'm surprised she hasn't employed someone to peel grapes and chuck them at her huge gob. I have not idea where she gets her skewed ideas from - she's surely seen enough tv chat shows to hear how tough it actually is. I wish you and your family well - applause to all NHS staff who are treating me wonderfully atm. 👏
 
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Still don’t get why she’s got a mix of shoe sizes from 4 to 6.5. I could understand plus or minus one size depending on shoe and what fit you want.
She is an actual hole, this comment is nothing to do with selling stuff it's her humble brag of I have so much money I have fancy designer shoes I forgot about. Reality is her feet are like hooves so she probably couldn't wear them but would be too lazy to return them to the store.

People with money don't sell their fanny for 50% off to folk on the internet while pregnant. Our Lozza,anything for a quick buck because she has the inability to graft a moment in her life.

We should have a DM article soon as it's usually on the same day as OK. I have had to come back and sit in my office as my phone was playing up so I got annoyed at it and decided I needed some scrunchie time to calm me 😂😂
 
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She’s definitely unloading fake shoes. She is always so cheaply dressed, only has one fake handbag, no proper coat etc. By would she have all this mint red soles in odd sizes?
 
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She is an actual hole, this comment is nothing to do with selling stuff it's her humble brag of I have so much money I have fancy designer shoes I forgot about. Reality is her feet are like hooves so she probably couldn't wear them but would be too lazy to return them to the store.

People with money don't sell their fanny for 50% off to folk on the internet while pregnant. Our Lozza,anything for a quick buck because she has the inability to graft a moment in her life.

We should have a DM article soon as it's usually on the same day as OK. I have had to come back and sit in my office as my phone was playing up so I got annoyed at it and decided I needed some scrunchie time to calm me 😂😂
Great to have you back!!

Bang on about Lozza bragging too! As someone else said, she wouldn’t be doing wank material if she had a pot to piss in or begging takeaways like Oliver Twist either
 
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Great to have you back!!

Bang on about Lozza bragging too! As someone else said, she wouldn’t be doing wank material if she had a pot to piss in or begging takeaways like Oliver Twist either
Great to be back! I have an exam tomorrow and I should be studying but meh I need a distraction 😂 managed to fix my phone tho ! Somehow I managed to delete all the configuration 💁 life without internet is a toughie 😂 plus side I now have a massive bath and now have two baths a day 🙈

I've been buying magazines as haven't had any internet and today Big Loz face was plastered on the front of one of them. Part of me was intrigued and another part of me couldn't bring myself to buy it.

If they are fake which to be fair would not surprise me she needs reporting. I am absolutel sure she got a pair of Loub's resoled by that Step Correct guy. It's all very dodgy, I wasn't even aware you could use Instagram as an eBay with no fees.
 
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Wonder if Charlie’s family know she’s doing pregacy porn? they will know about OF and Charlie’s past but knowing your unborn grandchild is being pimped out by your daughter in law is another thing.

Can just imagine Carol Wright thinking thank f*ck that’s not my grandchild in her belly. Then again no way would Mark be okay with everyone seeing his girlfriends bits, he didn’t even like her wearing low cut tops
 
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