It's the modern version of matching shellsuits and it's just as vile!
They say fashions come back but some should just stay fuckin gone! 
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They say fashions come back but some should just stay fuckin gone! 
These COMMENTS.
What does he model
These COMMENTS.
standing next to his own jizz in a sick doenst a model make!
Maybe you aren't really in love unless something matches, I tried growing a beard once to match my fella but it didn't work. Obviously we aren't in love. Even Skanky and her latest lad wear matching shite
. Even Skanky and her latest lad wear matching shite
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Some of the Facebook comments-
"Was walking round town earlier and could feel the excitement in the air. It's all people were talking about. After the problems of the last year, its just what everyone needed. Something for us to look forward to. Cant wait for Chesterfield to be dressed as Chavs. Thanks Derbyshire Times for giving us hope. I can't wait to dress like a xxxx"
"SO excited. The last time I was this excited was when I did two poos in one day. This is gash journalism"
"I have not been able to open my Bowles since I heard! It make you wonder how people have got through life without this, and just look how happy "They" themselves are in the picture! Yes, they look as "Constipated" as I am! Massive well done to all involved!!!"
"I’m overwhelmed with excitement
finely a chance to chav up and look like a pro!! I’ve waited 40 years for this! I almost did a little wee wee in my pants 
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"I haven’t been this excited since Keith Chegwin came to Grangewood for the Big Breakfast "
"Derbyshire Times have you been smoking crack? Why the hell would anyone be interested in this absolute rammel. I had a non wiping poo earlier, you should do a story on that! "
I would like to add these are ALL DIFFERENT commenters. I've read some out to my child and he has now decided to use "non wiping poo" as a new phrase. Thank you Chaz, Loz and Derbyshire Times!
"Was walking round town earlier and could feel the excitement in the air. It's all people were talking about. After the problems of the last year, its just what everyone needed. Something for us to look forward to. Cant wait for Chesterfield to be dressed as Chavs. Thanks Derbyshire Times for giving us hope. I can't wait to dress like a xxxx"
"SO excited. The last time I was this excited was when I did two poos in one day. This is gash journalism"
"I have not been able to open my Bowles since I heard! It make you wonder how people have got through life without this, and just look how happy "They" themselves are in the picture! Yes, they look as "Constipated" as I am! Massive well done to all involved!!!"
"I’m overwhelmed with excitement
finely a chance to chav up and look like a pro!! I’ve waited 40 years for this! I almost did a little wee wee in my pants ""I haven’t been this excited since Keith Chegwin came to Grangewood for the Big Breakfast "
"Derbyshire Times have you been smoking crack? Why the hell would anyone be interested in this absolute rammel. I had a non wiping poo earlier, you should do a story on that! "
I would like to add these are ALL DIFFERENT commenters. I've read some out to my child and he has now decided to use "non wiping poo" as a new phrase. Thank you Chaz, Loz and Derbyshire Times!
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Non wiping poo!!!! Those are some of the best comments I've readSome of the Facebook comments-
"Was walking round town earlier and could feel the excitement in the air. It's all people were talking about. After the problems of the last year, its just what everyone needed. Something for us to look forward to. Cant wait for Chesterfield to be dressed as Chavs. Thanks Derbyshire Times for giving us hope. I can't wait to dress like a xxxx"
"SO excited. The last time I was this excited was when I did two poos in one day. This is gash journalism"
"I have not been able to open my Bowles since I heard! It make you wonder how people have got through life without this, and just look how happy "They" themselves are in the picture! Yes, they look as "Constipated" as I am! Massive well done to all involved!!!"
"I’m overwhelmed with excitement
"I haven’t been this excited since Keith Chegwin came to Grangewood for the Big Breakfast "
"Derbyshire Times have you been smoking crack? Why the hell would anyone be interested in this absolute rammel. I had a non wiping poo earlier, you should do a story on that! "
I would like to add these are ALL DIFFERENT commenters. I've read some out to my child and he has now decided to use "non wiping poo" as a new phrase. Thank you Chaz, Loz and Derbyshire Times!
. Brutal!!There's so many brilliant ones.Non wiping poo!!!! Those are some of the best comments I've read
"Bet the designers at Christian Dior are beside themselves after this breaking news
""Stoked. So so stoked for this clothing line. Where has my life been going up to this point? Nowhere. Now I feel like with this clothing line being released, my life will have purpose. More meaning. Thank you Derbyshire Times for making me aware of this. Grade A Journalism on the points that really matter.... take a bow. Slow clap."
I've never looked at our Loz posts on Facebook and now I'm down a rabbit hole. Saturday night sorted.
Thanks for sharing! I'm belly laughing at all of themSome of the Facebook comments-
"Was walking round town earlier and could feel the excitement in the air. It's all people were talking about. After the problems of the last year, its just what everyone needed. Something for us to look forward to. Cant wait for Chesterfield to be dressed as Chavs. Thanks Derbyshire Times for giving us hope. I can't wait to dress like a xxxx"
"SO excited. The last time I was this excited was when I did two poos in one day. This is gash journalism"
"I have not been able to open my Bowles since I heard! It make you wonder how people have got through life without this, and just look how happy "They" themselves are in the picture! Yes, they look as "Constipated" as I am! Massive well done to all involved!!!"
"I’m overwhelmed with excitement
"I haven’t been this excited since Keith Chegwin came to Grangewood for the Big Breakfast "
"Derbyshire Times have you been smoking crack? Why the hell would anyone be interested in this absolute rammel. I had a non wiping poo earlier, you should do a story on that! "
I would like to add these are ALL DIFFERENT commenters. I've read some out to my child and he has now decided to use "non wiping poo" as a new phrase. Thank you Chaz, Loz and Derbyshire Times!
I bet that's what all the sweetcorn is for - a non wiping 
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Those comments have made me laugh out loud.
. Those comments have made me laugh out loud.
There are some comedians in Derbyshire who are obviously obsessed with bowel movements
Probably because all the drains flood with all the rain, they're scared of it re-appearing every time it's a bit grey overhead!There are some comedians in Derbyshire who are obviously obsessed with bowel movements
BUT they have not been deleted!! That is the incredible thing in the tale of garbage about these two berksSome of the Facebook comments-
"Was walking round town earlier and could feel the excitement in the air. It's all people were talking about. After the problems of the last year, its just what everyone needed. Something for us to look forward to. Cant wait for Chesterfield to be dressed as Chavs. Thanks Derbyshire Times for giving us hope. I can't wait to dress like a xxxx"
"SO excited. The last time I was this excited was when I did two poos in one day. This is gash journalism"
"I have not been able to open my Bowles since I heard! It make you wonder how people have got through life without this, and just look how happy "They" themselves are in the picture! Yes, they look as "Constipated" as I am! Massive well done to all involved!!!"
"I’m overwhelmed with excitement
"I haven’t been this excited since Keith Chegwin came to Grangewood for the Big Breakfast "
"Derbyshire Times have you been smoking crack? Why the hell would anyone be interested in this absolute rammel. I had a non wiping poo earlier, you should do a story on that! "
I would like to add these are ALL DIFFERENT commenters. I've read some out to my child and he has now decided to use "non wiping poo" as a new phrase. Thank you Chaz, Loz and Derbyshire Times!
I've noticed today's DM comments are still modded
All four of themI've noticed today's DM comments are still modded
I think they’re worried they’ll get called out for allowing bullying of a pregnant woman. I’m guessing the comments weren’t that favourable ?I've noticed today's DM comments are still modded
What’s the point in them putting the deformed pictures up then? They must be having a laugh too. Her pictures of her face make people laugh a lot I think.
And then there is my comment, His and Her bellend wear!Some of the Facebook comments-
"Was walking round town earlier and could feel the excitement in the air. It's all people were talking about. After the problems of the last year, its just what everyone needed. Something for us to look forward to. Cant wait for Chesterfield to be dressed as Chavs. Thanks Derbyshire Times for giving us hope. I can't wait to dress like a xxxx"
"SO excited. The last time I was this excited was when I did two poos in one day. This is gash journalism"
"I have not been able to open my Bowles since I heard! It make you wonder how people have got through life without this, and just look how happy "They" themselves are in the picture! Yes, they look as "Constipated" as I am! Massive well done to all involved!!!"
"I’m overwhelmed with excitement
"I haven’t been this excited since Keith Chegwin came to Grangewood for the Big Breakfast "
"Derbyshire Times have you been smoking crack? Why the hell would anyone be interested in this absolute rammel. I had a non wiping poo earlier, you should do a story on that! "
I would like to add these are ALL DIFFERENT commenters. I've read some out to my child and he has now decided to use "non wiping poo" as a new phrase. Thank you Chaz, Loz and Derbyshire Times!
Looks like the cage of baboons at the zoo.How many faces has she borrowed today? It has to be a record ?
And those baby clothes - bloody awful. Poor baby Gel
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