Thanks to @Elle for title suggestion.
A quick recap for any newbies since the last thread Zoe has....
Decorated her porch with hay bales, corn and a million pumpkins for autumn/halloween even though only her 3 friends and her postman will see it.
The hostess with the mostess hosted Mark a bday...
new thread, title suggested by @Elle
round up for newbies....
Zoe had a Christmas day with Mark in August
She harping on about conkers and autumn blah blah
She went to a car boot and saw her books but had to seek out Tanya Burrs and Joey's and post it on IG just like the bitch she is
So it maybe a new thread but shes still doing the same shit which is fuck all apart from playing Animal Crossing and making chocolate milkshakes with ice in :rolleyes: :giggle: . Strictly apparently want her on the show but NOWAY in hell would she do that! get off her sofa for more the 1 hour a...
NEW THREAD: thanks to @overandunder for the title suggestion, unfortunately had to be edited for length sorry about that. Full title: Shampooella: £40 a head, career's increasingly dead, another ghostwritten book whilst she cozies-up in bed
Title suggestion comes from @gloriouscheesecake 🤗
so whilst Alfie was in Tiffany looking for the perfect dog bowl for Nala.
Joe was on his way back to the UK to wife Naomi up 🤨
Even Zoe’s elf’s we’re off the shelf by the time they returned from New York 🤦♀️
Poor Zoe.....Forever waiting for...
New thread!!! Hope the title is ok, Continue here if so!!!
if you’re not feeling up to it,
just skip this thread completely!!!!!
Don’t overexert yourself by commenting or reading comments if you’re just not feeling up to it.
nobody wants ANYONE to feel like they’re under pressure, just...
New thread suggests comes from @btwizz94
I’ve just STRUGGLED through the latest Flog, edgy/cursing Zoe is painfully embarrassing...😂🤣
“fuck” “dickhead” talks of an unrolled condom.
Zoe is like that 16 year old that thinks it’s cool to sound like she’s one of the adults.
10 days in between...