Zoe Sugg #47 Roses are red, Papercuts sting, just like another year with no engagement ring.

[coconochanel]

New thread thanks to @GossWhore for the title suggestion. So recap...

Valentines day has been and gone and no engagement ring in sight... hence the thread title
Since becoming a mum she has no time to shower, wash her hair or do her makeup and hasn't got into a routine yet
but Alfie says he's got into a routine and has more time since doing so
although she manages to sit scrolling on her phone, watching tv and doing a youtube video where she does her makeup for 25 minutes confused? you will be!
She has already bought her and Marks Easter eggs.

and thats about it.

 

[QueenBW]

@ProphecyGirl asked in the last thread's next to last page if Zoe could maybe have postpartum depression. Of course, we're just speculating here, but to me she looks just as sad as she looked before the pregnancy so I don't think it's necessarily PPD. I think the pregnancy made her feel special and like she finally had what she wanted, or part of it (no ring still). But the reality of having a baby wasn't what she thought it'd be.

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

Well at least we can all breathe a sigh of relief that Aldo did not die and Tory his way up to heaven how would zozo cope

 

[StephenTJackson]

Well at least we can all breathe a sigh of relief that Aldo did not die and Tory his way up to heaven how would zozo cope

Yeah, can't stand the prick. But I'm glad he's not dead.

 

[Chinese_whispers]

If there was a barrage of people saying I’ve died I would post something about it. Considering neither Alfie or Zoe have said a thing today, not going to lie I was getting a little nervous (my sons dad died suddenly at 28, so I’ve been anxious about strangers )

poppy posted today! If her brother had suddenly died I doubt she would be filming anything - unless the outside is the wreckage

 

[Yupyupyup]

If there was a barrage of people saying I’ve died I would post something about it. Considering neither Alfie or Zoe have said a thing today, not going to lie I was getting a little nervous (my sons dad died suddenly at 28, so I’ve been anxious about strangers

They’re not saying anything because they’re getting engagement for it. They didn’t start the rumour but they get benefits from it going about, someone would have told them by now that people are chatting tit since comments are getting deleted.
Sorry to hear about your sons father though, losing someone suddenly is atrocious. Especially for the little ones

 

[coconochanel]

Alfie has deleted all those comments. Some people need help saying things like that. I mean he's a tory twit but I wouldn't wish ill on him.

 

[Chinese_whispers]

They’re not saying anything because they’re getting engagement for it. They didn’t start the rumour but they get benefits from it going about, someone would have told them by now that people are chatting tit since comments are getting deleted.
Sorry to hear about your sons father though, losing someone suddenly is atrocious. Especially for the little ones

that’s true. But staying silent would only fuel it I would think. I wouldn’t mind, I couldn’t give a tit about him any other time and his face pisses me off but as you said it would be sad for the little one.

back to Zoe. How has she "had no time to shower"?! Her mam has been there and Alfie is there too (god rest his soul ) She either is extremely, beyond a joke lazy or suffering from some form of depression.

 

[Laughingforlife]

Finally Jesus Christ

 

[fidgetjo]

Wow guys we got the third trimester vlog. Just a few days before ottie is 6 months old…

 

[Yupyupyup]

Wow guys we got the third trimester vlog. Just a few days before ottie is 6 months old…

It’s a good thing she doesn’t have a real job. Her time keeping skills are atrocious

 

[coconochanel]

I will give that bloody borefest a miss thank you!

 

[laykeadsy]

Ah, yes, exactly what I want to see on this lovely Thursday afternoon...a video filmed at least 7 months ago

Also, sooo happy to see the iced chocolate make a little cameo

 

[fidgetjo]

It’s a good thing she doesn’t have a real job. Her time keeping skills are atrocious

I know could you imagine going to your boss ‘sorry this piece of work is 7 months late’ you’d be fired

 

[GossWhore]

That little house on the prairie dress is hideous

 

[QueenBW]

That little house on the prairie dress is hideous

I was literally coming to ask what the heck is going on with that Sister Wives dress. Why does she insist on dressing like she's an 1800s pioneer's wife?

 

[Anneliese2199]

Her excuse: it didn’t feel festive Then Zoe why didn’t you upload this early January? She should just stop pretending she cares about YouTube/followers (or anything at all). All she does is try to protect her image and keep making money by doing the ABSOLUTE minimum or what’s less than that.

 

[fidgetjo]

‘I feel exhausted typing it, let alone doing it’ of course you do slobella…

 

[Juststopit]

She actually said she didn't realise she would spend so much time thinking about being pregnant when she got pregnant? Like she didn't realise how much it would affect her? Is she that dumb? Most people know it's kind of a big deal

 

[fidgetjo]

She actually said she didn't realise she would spend so much time thinking about being pregnant when she got pregnant? Like she didn't realise how much it would affect her? Is she that dumb? Most people know it's kind of a big deal

Everything she said about being pregnant when she was / what she said about motherhood so far makes her sound so naive. Imagine claiming this is all you’ve ever wanted but also acting like you know NOTHING about it. It doesn’t make sense to have ever have learnt anything before diving into it.