'Morning haters, have you heard I'm redoing a few rooms in the 'not a' Cotswold mansion? Im starting in the lounge, my slave aka husband Ali has painted the walls black I ordered a hideous Moroccan light fitting, switched up the chairs from my office, put some bits of twigs in a vase on my new...
New thread needed to be made so I quickly started this.
'So guys hope you are all well its great down in the old folks home. Since I last spoke to you, well me and tiny tears thats my husband if you didnt know we've become keen Gardeners we've swept the patio, taken down the fence and cleaned...
Title suggested by @PixelGirl 🥰
Let’s start a new thread with the one comment she can say to every single member of tattle life...
Because no, we don’t “follow” you girl,
but we see you, we see you!!! 😂🤣😂
and obviously the bag that she needs for moving between the kitchen and the living...
Ok I usually try to be funny, and even if I miss the mark I try 🤣😂
In my own head I’m fucking hilarious!!!
but it doesn’t really feel right,
if someone else wants to inject a bit of banter feel free.
We’ll definitely get back to it on the thread for sure 😉
But for now I’m gonna quote @Lola...
Thread title suggested (via the tattle life shed) by @Georgeeee
Good. Morning. Everybody...... (8.30pm 🙄)
Well if you listened to my 3 hour podcast you’ll know it’s not morning,
as much as I tried to make everyone think that 6am was my favourite time of the day it was a lie, because I revealed...
And sending FROW to hell!!!
top voted titles were @Lola Faith and @Georgieee but characters are limited so i tried 🙈
Good. Evening. Everyone....
And welcome back to the thread
**eyefucks one self** 🙄
I’ve had a few days off “work” due to my really, really shit skin 😑 **But remember to use my...
Good. Morning. Everyone.
So you’ll appreciate by now I like to redecorate, a lot.
Well my last thread was only 3 days*lie old 🙄 so I’ve decided to sell it on Facebook marketplace!
Even though it was gifted to me by tattle life I see nothing wrong with making some cold hard cash by selling it...
thread title suggests by @Georgeeee 😎
It’s a little bit of a belated welcome to 2020, I mean I usually don’t start back to work until mid March so for me, I suppose it’s not that belated.
I’ve been doing a L O T of thinking (hurt like a bitch)
and a lot of self reflection...
Desperately tried to fit everyone’s suggestions into one 🤣🤣
**eyefucks the camera **
And welcome back to my channel/thread,
I’ve had SUCH a relaxing few days and it’s just been so “cosy” and so “bliss”....(And other fucking annoying words nobody with a REAL JOB uses...)
Thread title suggested by @coconochanel ☺
So as you are aware,
I’ve decided not to show cawiee in the rest of vlogmas,
I might mention her when I get a shit PR package I wouldn’t dream of using!!
Because that will be part of her Christmas gift, but...
Thread title suggested by @coconochanel
Good. Morning. Everyone
(looks at clock - 3.30pm)
Welcome to vlogmas day 7!
(looks at calendar - November 3rd)
So my loves you have already seen me leave my LUX life behind and sleep on the streets of London!!!
I did this with my annoying AF puppy...
welcome to the newly decorated thread ladies!!!!!!
we were SO excited that we might eventually have a visitor over here!
so we’ve begged and hinted for Freebie online over the last few weeks and managed to completely decorate the thread YET AGAIN!!
It’s fabulous and we’re SO happy we did it...
New thread lovelies.
We HATED the look of the old thread so we’ve redecorated,
We’re selling off the old thread on Instagram stories. A few cat scratches (Probably lynx, definitely not fan fav Lumi!) some cat piss, some foundation stains, some fake tan, some #gifted gin stains...
New Thread on Lydia Elise Millen!
Our favourite not-really-in-Buckinghamshire beggar!
Thanks to @PixelGirl @Bashandcrash and @HolyMamaYoutubeDrama for the title inspo!
Our Lidl has had the most busy time lately. She has a wreath to make, people, and don't you know it takes so MUCH time, like...
Thanks to @dezign for the inspo!
Tattle Life here, your one and only source into the tragic, proud, difficult life of influenza Lydia Millen. Lydia's October shenanigans have reached new levels of cringe! But which of her multiple IG personalities will shine on a new season thread...
New thread!!!! Most voted seemed to be @Gemma_NYC !
Ali might be nominated for an E! Award but Lydia is a strong contender for the “Best Newcomer” award in the Tattle life ‘19 ceremony 😎
Cawiee, get making an award!!!