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* There was no vlog on Monday despite Lidl being ahead of her filming schedule....
* She was out of the office but blamed Mother Nature for bringing down the internet. We're not saying you are telling porkies but how come Ali managed to post shots of the bad weather at the Bunga?
* Lacking actual content Lidl resorted to nontent from two years ago, posting pictures from her "banquet in the garden". You're not trying to elevenerife Josie's wedding garden party are you, Lidl?
* We also had wistful evening walks in the "wildflower garden", morning coffee in the Greedhouse and birdsong and bumblebee nontent
* Meanwhile, both Ali and Lidl were posting images of the trip to Tuscany, which was a month ago.
* Lidl then popped up at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home wearing an expensive Emilia Wickstead dress.
* She looked sad as she cuddled the small, "cute” and fluffy dogs instead of showing the older, uglier dogs and less popular breeds that are harder to home.
* The hypocrite, who never considered adopting, preferred to pay £3k for Porter from an opportunistic home breeder who didn't insist on a home visit. Just. To. Copy. Josie. And. Vic.
* Opinion was divided as to the motives of Battersea but research showed that this was a tour that anybody can do...... and it wasLidl's Cawwie's idea #content
* She topped it off by asking people to donate. Where's your donation Lidl?
* The "garden dressing room" that "sits up high in the eves (sic)" of the Bunga, isn’t finished but she showed it anyway #nontent and continued to have a pop at the company who installed it.
* Lidl posted a weird photo of her face appearing among flowers from the "wildflower garden" that she made into a bouquet for her stepmother. Roses are not wild flowers...just sayin'!
Spot Lidl!
* In an about turn Lidl was singing the praises of her Holland Cooper "family" where she spent the dayin meetings and trying on trouser suits.
* Thanks to @Shoelaces for pointing out Lidl’s fashion tips - a dress has to gape to be a good fit, a swimming costume is good for swimming, cream and white do go together, and copying your friend’s (Lauren) style is always a good idea.
* We were disgusted that Lidl tried on a swimsuit sans underwear. Especially as she said she was on her period minutes before...ugh!
* Lidl has a secondhand Hermès Birkin 30 in crumpled beige canvas and tan Barenia leather. She hasn't posted yet but Parisian Sweet outed her by posting a photo of the bag on Lidl's dressing room chair - which was then taken down!
* Lidl's #greatlenths extensions were sourced from India, no doubt from poor women trying to feed their families.
* She was filmed jogging on tip toe with her (or rather their) hair cascading down her back (see above). Both Dachsunds were running.....in heat..... on tarmac...grhhhh!
* We are sick of Lidl calling lettuce "salad".....thanks @toomuchstuff for the book cover!
* Lidl received two accolades - Eriscasgirlyworld announced that Lydia was placed third in a list of the most voted "celebrity you never want to see again" - after the Kardashians and Meghan Markle! She also featured in a video about "quiet luxury"...ugh!
* Our self-confessed hairy, "mustache" (sic) sporting influencer was trying to flog a razor. We know you've had years of laser hair removal, Lidl!
* Splainer gifted Josie the Van Cleef & Arpels Alhambra necklace and earrings as a wedding gift. They are the larger version of Lidl's!
* We wondered if the new PR agency was at work when Lidl insisted we look at Google to see that her and Ali are not old money. Well, if you insist....actually no.....
* While Josie and Charlie were getting married, home alone Lidl was cosplaying Josie and regretting messing up that friendship...
Greedhouse - tick
Josie dress - tick
Sage green - tick
Hair half up half down - tick
Drop pearl earrings - tick
Sausage dog - tick
* She posted a sob story about how sad she was when she got the Greedhouse...yup, scamming Globy customers and bullying a pregnant hairdresser can do that! Karma is a witch!
* She then changed into a bridal white dress for more photos!
In other news
* Josie and Splainer married on June 16 in their village CofE church, followed by a garden party at their house. The three day event hosted 65 close friends and family including Emily Canham and Em Sheldon. Freddy and Robin Gymshark were bridesmaids.
* Ali was sending out mixed messages with his summer style of a lace shirt with plunging neckline, a medallion, a pout and a less than manly pose. But it beat the bathrobe, fluffy slippers and delicate ankles or the ginger shorts and woman's bike combos!
* According to Ali “developing yourself is a timeless skill but it’s key to the journey of surpassing yourself”, adding: “Finding meaning in that journey drives you to the finish line”. Actually Ali, finding meaning in that statement drives you to the loony bin!
* Vic appeared on Victoria Beckham's instagram wearing VB make up.
Thanks to @Namima @GreenTree @Peppypoopar @Julia123 for the screenshots.
* There was no vlog on Monday despite Lidl being ahead of her filming schedule....
* She was out of the office but blamed Mother Nature for bringing down the internet. We're not saying you are telling porkies but how come Ali managed to post shots of the bad weather at the Bunga?
* Lacking actual content Lidl resorted to nontent from two years ago, posting pictures from her "banquet in the garden". You're not trying to elevenerife Josie's wedding garden party are you, Lidl?
* We also had wistful evening walks in the "wildflower garden", morning coffee in the Greedhouse and birdsong and bumblebee nontent
* Meanwhile, both Ali and Lidl were posting images of the trip to Tuscany, which was a month ago.
* Lidl then popped up at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home wearing an expensive Emilia Wickstead dress.
* She looked sad as she cuddled the small, "cute” and fluffy dogs instead of showing the older, uglier dogs and less popular breeds that are harder to home.
* The hypocrite, who never considered adopting, preferred to pay £3k for Porter from an opportunistic home breeder who didn't insist on a home visit. Just. To. Copy. Josie. And. Vic.
* Opinion was divided as to the motives of Battersea but research showed that this was a tour that anybody can do...... and it was
* She topped it off by asking people to donate. Where's your donation Lidl?
* The "garden dressing room" that "sits up high in the eves (sic)" of the Bunga, isn’t finished but she showed it anyway #nontent and continued to have a pop at the company who installed it.
* Lidl posted a weird photo of her face appearing among flowers from the "wildflower garden" that she made into a bouquet for her stepmother. Roses are not wild flowers...just sayin'!
Spot Lidl!
* In an about turn Lidl was singing the praises of her Holland Cooper "family" where she spent the day
* Thanks to @Shoelaces for pointing out Lidl’s fashion tips - a dress has to gape to be a good fit, a swimming costume is good for swimming, cream and white do go together, and copying your friend’s (Lauren) style is always a good idea.
* We were disgusted that Lidl tried on a swimsuit sans underwear. Especially as she said she was on her period minutes before...ugh!
* Lidl has a secondhand Hermès Birkin 30 in crumpled beige canvas and tan Barenia leather. She hasn't posted yet but Parisian Sweet outed her by posting a photo of the bag on Lidl's dressing room chair - which was then taken down!
* Lidl's #greatlenths extensions were sourced from India, no doubt from poor women trying to feed their families.
* She was filmed jogging on tip toe with her (or rather their) hair cascading down her back (see above). Both Dachsunds were running.....in heat..... on tarmac...grhhhh!
* We are sick of Lidl calling lettuce "salad".....thanks @toomuchstuff for the book cover!
* Lidl received two accolades - Eriscasgirlyworld announced that Lydia was placed third in a list of the most voted "celebrity you never want to see again" - after the Kardashians and Meghan Markle! She also featured in a video about "quiet luxury"...ugh!
* Our self-confessed hairy, "mustache" (sic) sporting influencer was trying to flog a razor. We know you've had years of laser hair removal, Lidl!
* Splainer gifted Josie the Van Cleef & Arpels Alhambra necklace and earrings as a wedding gift. They are the larger version of Lidl's!
* We wondered if the new PR agency was at work when Lidl insisted we look at Google to see that her and Ali are not old money. Well, if you insist....actually no.....
* While Josie and Charlie were getting married, home alone Lidl was cosplaying Josie and regretting messing up that friendship...
Greedhouse - tick
Josie dress - tick
Sage green - tick
Hair half up half down - tick
Drop pearl earrings - tick
Sausage dog - tick
* She posted a sob story about how sad she was when she got the Greedhouse...yup, scamming Globy customers and bullying a pregnant hairdresser can do that! Karma is a witch!
* She then changed into a bridal white dress for more photos!
In other news
* Josie and Splainer married on June 16 in their village CofE church, followed by a garden party at their house. The three day event hosted 65 close friends and family including Emily Canham and Em Sheldon. Freddy and Robin Gymshark were bridesmaids.
* Ali was sending out mixed messages with his summer style of a lace shirt with plunging neckline, a medallion, a pout and a less than manly pose. But it beat the bathrobe, fluffy slippers and delicate ankles or the ginger shorts and woman's bike combos!
* According to Ali “developing yourself is a timeless skill but it’s key to the journey of surpassing yourself”, adding: “Finding meaning in that journey drives you to the finish line”. Actually Ali, finding meaning in that statement drives you to the loony bin!
* Vic appeared on Victoria Beckham's instagram wearing VB make up.
Thanks to @Namima @GreenTree @Peppypoopar @Julia123 for the screenshots.
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