Congratulations to our resident poet @Oops... for the thread title which received 45 votes 
* Yes, Lidl is now referring to the side of The Bunga as the "North Wing". According to Google it's actually the east end, but why be pedantic when we know it's where the Northamptonshire rubbish bins are stored?
* Lidl attempted to explain why her vlogs are out of synch. Seems she's working on a project that has "set her soul on fire". Must be one HELL of a project!
* She's been working on her laptop (in the living room) for 12 hours. "Sometimes I impress myself," said Lidl. That's nice as you never impress us! Try a real job.
* She forgot to mention her 8 inch hair growth that was NOT down to #hairburst vitamins. It's thanks to her #greatlengths extensions that are attached to the ends of her own hair. Should you be advertising #hairburst Lidl?
* She wasn't unhappy with her #gifted Michael Van Clarke haircut - that she would happily pay for - but she wanted to grow her hair. Why did you have a haircut then?
* Chatting, while curling her hair, she said: "I don't feel I'm damaging my hair with heat now." Well, no, that's because it's not your own hair, you idiot!
* As already reported, Lidl went to Chelsea Flower Show with new bff Lauren (the l. a. way).
* The gardening lovers left early and spent lunch and dinnertime in Mayfair restaurant and champagne bar Scott's eating chips, desserts and drinking.
* While at Chelsea Flower Show she "picked up" (was #gifted) a third Lulu Guinness bag, despite them not being something the "new Lydia" would buy.
* After travelling to Ravello, Italy for Ali's mate's wedding, they stayed inland from the wedding party at a #gifted hotel.
* The MGs spent a day fiming content there, instead of joining in the fun and left the pre wedding festivities - where they both wore white - early to travel back to their hotel.
* Despite a request from the bride and groom not to film the wedding they did #content, but then this is the woman who breaks the Royal Opera House rules to film the Nutcracker ballet.
* The pair then travelled to Tuscany where they met Lauren, the l.a. way. Lauren's stay was clearly not gifted as she showed, but failed to name the Hotel Borgo Santo Pietro once in her instagram.
* With Italian maternal grandparents Lidl couldn't resist attempting an italian accent and pronounciation but gave herself away when she explained that "trattoria" means "tree house"!
* Lidl says she is only interested in "quality food *cough*, connections and memories". Stop with the pizza and pasta then!
* She made a smoothie which gives the "complex vitamins she needs for her skin, nails and hair goals". She added a #hairburst vitamin capsule and a token 4 spinach leaves. If you ate "quality" food you wouldn't need the vitamins, Lidl!
@Peppypoopar gives us a glimpse into the future....
* The MGs trotted off to the Epsom Derby, courtesy of Aston Martin. There was no dress code, as they were not in the QEII premium enclosure, so Ali chose to wear a safari jacket....
* The MGs ate at a Michelin starred restaurant with Ali's family but were 2 hours late for the meal as "somebody" overslept....ugh!
* Lidl had been doing more "work" on the "new Lydia" with her life coach Jaqueline Hurst. Demand a refund!
* Lidl and Ali were cosying up to 5'4" Mimi Ikonn and her 6'3" hubby Alex, co-founders of #Intelligent Change, who hosted the pair in Ibiza recently.
* Lidl thanked them for a lovely lunch at the London Japanese restaurant Sumi. No pasta or pizza there, lovely!
* Garden lover Lidl discovered The Bunga's irrigation system had been turned off, three weeks into a dry, hot spell. She hadn't noticed....
* The last time it rained they were at Bicester shopping village and couldn't get out of the car because they were both wearing suede shoes
* Lidl and 3 "friends" went to a pottery decorating place #socialpottery for the day. Short of content Lidl?
In other news:
* Ali has had a "centre" island built for his dressing room. It is on casters so he can move it....so I guess it's just an island!
* It's made of Black American Walnut (er....American Black Walnut to you and me
) with a riveted top and hides the rug that hides the hideous floor.
* The design was aptly described as "medieval sacrificial altar" by a subscriber!
* It's nearly time for Josie and Splainer's wedding on June 16 where they have booked Harry and Meghan's wedding singers. No sign of an invite for the MGs!
* Vic and Grossie went to a Restoration Hardware event at Aynhoe Park, Banbury. Grossie confessed that RH is not her style but it's a day out!!!
* There was no sign of Lidl despite Aynhoe Park being the MGs wedding venue......#memories
* The wedding room there is now a caff....as Vic pointed out! Ooh, the shade!
* Vic is now working with Fendi.
Screengrabs thanks to @Irn bru @Peppypoopar @Julia123
* Yes, Lidl is now referring to the side of The Bunga as the "North Wing". According to Google it's actually the east end, but why be pedantic when we know it's where the Northamptonshire rubbish bins are stored?
* Lidl attempted to explain why her vlogs are out of synch. Seems she's working on a project that has "set her soul on fire". Must be one HELL of a project!
* She's been working on her laptop (in the living room) for 12 hours. "Sometimes I impress myself," said Lidl. That's nice as you never impress us! Try a real job.
* She forgot to mention her 8 inch hair growth that was NOT down to #hairburst vitamins. It's thanks to her #greatlengths extensions that are attached to the ends of her own hair. Should you be advertising #hairburst Lidl?
* She wasn't unhappy with her #gifted Michael Van Clarke haircut - that she would happily pay for - but she wanted to grow her hair. Why did you have a haircut then?
* Chatting, while curling her hair, she said: "I don't feel I'm damaging my hair with heat now." Well, no, that's because it's not your own hair, you idiot!
* As already reported, Lidl went to Chelsea Flower Show with new bff Lauren (the l. a. way).
* The gardening lovers left early and spent lunch and dinnertime in Mayfair restaurant and champagne bar Scott's eating chips, desserts and drinking.
* While at Chelsea Flower Show she "picked up" (was #gifted) a third Lulu Guinness bag, despite them not being something the "new Lydia" would buy.
* After travelling to Ravello, Italy for Ali's mate's wedding, they stayed inland from the wedding party at a #gifted hotel.
* The MGs spent a day fiming content there, instead of joining in the fun and left the pre wedding festivities - where they both wore white - early to travel back to their hotel.
* Despite a request from the bride and groom not to film the wedding they did #content, but then this is the woman who breaks the Royal Opera House rules to film the Nutcracker ballet.
* The pair then travelled to Tuscany where they met Lauren, the l.a. way. Lauren's stay was clearly not gifted as she showed, but failed to name the Hotel Borgo Santo Pietro once in her instagram.
* With Italian maternal grandparents Lidl couldn't resist attempting an italian accent and pronounciation but gave herself away when she explained that "trattoria" means "tree house"!
* Lidl says she is only interested in "quality food *cough*, connections and memories". Stop with the pizza and pasta then!
* She made a smoothie which gives the "complex vitamins she needs for her skin, nails and hair goals". She added a #hairburst vitamin capsule and a token 4 spinach leaves. If you ate "quality" food you wouldn't need the vitamins, Lidl!
@Peppypoopar gives us a glimpse into the future....
* The MGs trotted off to the Epsom Derby, courtesy of Aston Martin. There was no dress code, as they were not in the QEII premium enclosure, so Ali chose to wear a safari jacket....
* The MGs ate at a Michelin starred restaurant with Ali's family but were 2 hours late for the meal as "somebody" overslept....ugh!
* Lidl had been doing more "work" on the "new Lydia" with her life coach Jaqueline Hurst. Demand a refund!
* Lidl and Ali were cosying up to 5'4" Mimi Ikonn and her 6'3" hubby Alex, co-founders of #Intelligent Change, who hosted the pair in Ibiza recently.
* Lidl thanked them for a lovely lunch at the London Japanese restaurant Sumi. No pasta or pizza there, lovely!
* Garden lover Lidl discovered The Bunga's irrigation system had been turned off, three weeks into a dry, hot spell. She hadn't noticed....
* The last time it rained they were at Bicester shopping village and couldn't get out of the car because they were both wearing suede shoes
* Lidl and 3 "friends" went to a pottery decorating place #socialpottery for the day. Short of content Lidl?
In other news:
* Ali has had a "centre" island built for his dressing room. It is on casters so he can move it....so I guess it's just an island!
* It's made of Black American Walnut (er....American Black Walnut to you and me
) with a riveted top and hides the rug that hides the hideous floor.* The design was aptly described as "medieval sacrificial altar" by a subscriber!
* It's nearly time for Josie and Splainer's wedding on June 16 where they have booked Harry and Meghan's wedding singers. No sign of an invite for the MGs!
* Vic and Grossie went to a Restoration Hardware event at Aynhoe Park, Banbury. Grossie confessed that RH is not her style but it's a day out!!!
* There was no sign of Lidl despite Aynhoe Park being the MGs wedding venue......#memories
* The wedding room there is now a caff....as Vic pointed out! Ooh, the shade!
* Vic is now working with Fendi.
Screengrabs thanks to @Irn bru @Peppypoopar @Julia123
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thank you so much 
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