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(Excuse me while I set up two cameras and nonchalantly stroll into the garden in my dressing gown with my mug of coffee, frantically trying to memorise some long words and work out how to insert them in the recap. Any smelling mistakes are intensional!)
* Yes, some idiot has told narcissist Lidl that people are either dolphins or sharks, so she has decided she’s the former. Wrong answer! A quick Google reveals that dolphins are curious, sociable, open and a blend of extrovert and agreeable….the complete opposite of Lidl!
* The woman who has made Ali’s tummy bug all about how it affects her declared she has “levels of empathy that most people don’t have”. I think you mean “apathy”, Lidl.
* But seriously, it's a great way of FEELING bad for someone but not actually doing anything to help them #emetophobia
* She's counting how many times Ali's been ill in the last 11 years (5). It's not a competition, youwitch silly empath!
* She states she's an empath because she doesn’t like bullying. Doesn't apply when you're the one doing the bullying, does it Lidl? So…selective empathy then?
* Lidl complained she didn’t get to Wimbledon this year because Ali was sick. So it's Mr MG's invite and you’re his plus one Lidl? No brand invite as usual Lidl? Advantage Estee Lauder!
Remember your pregnant hairdresser Lidl and your friend Vic? Who's laughing now?
* She continues to respond to comments in a passive aggressive manner. When challenged that her vlogs are about “me, me, me” she threatens to write about “Betty down the road”. Where do we sign up Lidl?
* In a "Q&A" she posed “therapy speak” questions to herself and revealed that she’s special, she’s different. You mean you have an inflated superiority and self importance! Well, nine out of ten people think they are special and the rest are in therapy!
* Talking of therapy, we were treated to half an hour on the couch with Lidl. Except thatfriend therapist life coach Jacqueline Hurst was also on the couch, barefoot, blowing smoke up Lidl's a*se.
* Therapy is Lidl's biggest investment. It's not working. Get your money back. On the other hand it's paying for Jacqueline's Hermès cushions!
* Some comments were brutal but Tattle got the blame! Thanks @rexysmum! We thought we'd shown you the door? Don't let it hit you on the way out!
* The hen house has been fenced. We are still waiting for the hen......and the fox!
* Lidl is getting "rescue" chickens....OK, will they be the ones with no feathers, who've never seen daylight? Or the pretty ones with fluffy feet?
* The kitchen garden / garden kitchen is now finished, after a long wait for a #gifted worksurface. #caesarstone_uk obliged. The MGs are planning on inviting guests round for pizza and garlic bread. Hurry before the whole thing rots and the critters move in!
* The two guest bedrooms and the utility are getting a makeover. She's aware she keeps promising these things but it's hard when you are busywaiting for someone to do it for free.
* One of the two bedrooms is now known as the ‘Wisteria Room’ despite there being no wisteria in sight. Having two guest rooms in a three bed property is so confusing isn’t it Lidl?
* She’s putting an antique writing desk in the bedroom where she can "write". This is in addition to the eight other places! Quit the pretense! We know all the writing is done by Cawwie in the basement.
* Maybe Lidl will practice her calligraphy in the Wisteria Room? Better learn to spell first.
* The bedroom looks directly onto the “the courtyard”. That’s the tarmac drive to The Bunga in normal speak.
* Lidl describes her style as modern-traditional, feminine and timeless. She lectures us on not buying into trends…while buying linen, sage green, white broderie anglais shirt dresses, Hermes bags and belts, Valentino Rockstuds……yawn….
* Lily and Bean, who should know better, sent her monogrammed bags, tags and luggage. With the initials LMG we’re confident they will never be seen again and she can’t sell them!
* Meanwhile she pimped her £12 wicker basket with twillys, straps and padlocks. Just buy a Hermès Lidl. What, you can’t afford it?
* She modelled a revealing white swimsuit but came over all coy when showing the back, saying it's too "bummy". Funny that you routinely modelled Intimissimee lingerie with everything hanging out and didn’t bat an eyelid! Not to mention Ibiza.....
* She’s working on creating a lip balm that brings "intrigue and a pop of colour". I hope you are not going to model it with your tattooed lips Lidl #lipbalmgate
* Lidl and Cawwie attended the Bastille Day annual Summer Garden Party celebrations at Le Manoir aux Quat' Saisons, courtesy of @belmondlemanoir , and “enjoyed” themselves a bit too much. Might be something to do with the predrinks they had before they left.
* She criticises “static” videos yet spends 30 minutes standing in her dressing room, talking to camera.
* Lidl and Ali went to the @thewildrabbitkingham (owned by Daylesford) supper club in the Cotswolds. She wore the old Erdem sleeveless green and white dress she always wears.
* Where's Betty down the road? Bring on Betty!
In other news:
* Teeny tiny Ali and Dennis Cebulec enjoyed a “golden rooftop moment” while they were in Milan. They made a lovely couple. Shame he’s already taken by Francesca Lesch @franelle.
* Dennis’ trousers were so short and his unbuttoned shirt so low they almost met in the middle.
* Teefers revealed a secret – she owns Strawtop 2, the rental cottage adjoining Strawtop 1. Er...we've known for nearly a year. Tell us news, not history!
* The Barbie movie UK premiere took place attended by loads of influencers. Too pink for you, Lidl, or no invite?
* Jade Holland Cooper is praising "our favourite girl" Vic on instagram!
Thanks to @Allexie01 @Peppypoopar @K18 for the screenshots.
(Excuse me while I set up two cameras and nonchalantly stroll into the garden in my dressing gown with my mug of coffee, frantically trying to memorise some long words and work out how to insert them in the recap. Any smelling mistakes are intensional!)
* Yes, some idiot has told narcissist Lidl that people are either dolphins or sharks, so she has decided she’s the former. Wrong answer! A quick Google reveals that dolphins are curious, sociable, open and a blend of extrovert and agreeable….the complete opposite of Lidl!
* The woman who has made Ali’s tummy bug all about how it affects her declared she has “levels of empathy that most people don’t have”. I think you mean “apathy”, Lidl.
* But seriously, it's a great way of FEELING bad for someone but not actually doing anything to help them #emetophobia
* She's counting how many times Ali's been ill in the last 11 years (5). It's not a competition, you
* She states she's an empath because she doesn’t like bullying. Doesn't apply when you're the one doing the bullying, does it Lidl? So…selective empathy then?
* Lidl complained she didn’t get to Wimbledon this year because Ali was sick. So it's Mr MG's invite and you’re his plus one Lidl? No brand invite as usual Lidl? Advantage Estee Lauder!
Remember your pregnant hairdresser Lidl and your friend Vic? Who's laughing now?
* She continues to respond to comments in a passive aggressive manner. When challenged that her vlogs are about “me, me, me” she threatens to write about “Betty down the road”. Where do we sign up Lidl?
* In a "Q&A" she posed “therapy speak” questions to herself and revealed that she’s special, she’s different. You mean you have an inflated superiority and self importance! Well, nine out of ten people think they are special and the rest are in therapy!
* Talking of therapy, we were treated to half an hour on the couch with Lidl. Except that
* Therapy is Lidl's biggest investment. It's not working. Get your money back. On the other hand it's paying for Jacqueline's Hermès cushions!
* Some comments were brutal but Tattle got the blame! Thanks @rexysmum! We thought we'd shown you the door? Don't let it hit you on the way out!
* The hen house has been fenced. We are still waiting for the hen......and the fox!
* Lidl is getting "rescue" chickens....OK, will they be the ones with no feathers, who've never seen daylight? Or the pretty ones with fluffy feet?
* The kitchen garden / garden kitchen is now finished, after a long wait for a #gifted worksurface. #caesarstone_uk obliged. The MGs are planning on inviting guests round for pizza and garlic bread. Hurry before the whole thing rots and the critters move in!
* The two guest bedrooms and the utility are getting a makeover. She's aware she keeps promising these things but it's hard when you are busy
* One of the two bedrooms is now known as the ‘Wisteria Room’ despite there being no wisteria in sight. Having two guest rooms in a three bed property is so confusing isn’t it Lidl?
* She’s putting an antique writing desk in the bedroom where she can "write". This is in addition to the eight other places! Quit the pretense! We know all the writing is done by Cawwie in the basement.
* Maybe Lidl will practice her calligraphy in the Wisteria Room? Better learn to spell first.
* The bedroom looks directly onto the “the courtyard”. That’s the tarmac drive to The Bunga in normal speak.
* Lidl describes her style as modern-traditional, feminine and timeless. She lectures us on not buying into trends…while buying linen, sage green, white broderie anglais shirt dresses, Hermes bags and belts, Valentino Rockstuds……yawn….
* Lily and Bean, who should know better, sent her monogrammed bags, tags and luggage. With the initials LMG we’re confident they will never be seen again and she can’t sell them!
* Meanwhile she pimped her £12 wicker basket with twillys, straps and padlocks. Just buy a Hermès Lidl. What, you can’t afford it?
* She modelled a revealing white swimsuit but came over all coy when showing the back, saying it's too "bummy". Funny that you routinely modelled Intimissimee lingerie with everything hanging out and didn’t bat an eyelid! Not to mention Ibiza.....
* She’s working on creating a lip balm that brings "intrigue and a pop of colour". I hope you are not going to model it with your tattooed lips Lidl #lipbalmgate
* Lidl and Cawwie attended the Bastille Day annual Summer Garden Party celebrations at Le Manoir aux Quat' Saisons, courtesy of @belmondlemanoir , and “enjoyed” themselves a bit too much. Might be something to do with the predrinks they had before they left.
* She criticises “static” videos yet spends 30 minutes standing in her dressing room, talking to camera.
* Lidl and Ali went to the @thewildrabbitkingham (owned by Daylesford) supper club in the Cotswolds. She wore the old Erdem sleeveless green and white dress she always wears.
* Where's Betty down the road? Bring on Betty!
In other news:
* Teeny tiny Ali and Dennis Cebulec enjoyed a “golden rooftop moment” while they were in Milan. They made a lovely couple. Shame he’s already taken by Francesca Lesch @franelle.
* Dennis’ trousers were so short and his unbuttoned shirt so low they almost met in the middle.
* Teefers revealed a secret – she owns Strawtop 2, the rental cottage adjoining Strawtop 1. Er...we've known for nearly a year. Tell us news, not history!
* The Barbie movie UK premiere took place attended by loads of influencers. Too pink for you, Lidl, or no invite?
* Jade Holland Cooper is praising "our favourite girl" Vic on instagram!
Thanks to @Allexie01 @Peppypoopar @K18 for the screenshots.
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- I will continue to say “Lydia won’t shag you dear. It’s time to move on”
