Congratulations to @loisgriff for the thread title which received 21 votes (with thanks to @Sofie) 
* Thank you to all of you who voted in the poll. A grand total of 48% of votes went to Lidl's secret project being stationery inspired by her garden.
This is not photoshopped.
* MysticMeg Lidl had a feeling that something is about to change. We really hope so Lidl. Because. We. Are. Bored. We just hope you're not pregnant!
* After failing to score an invite to Josie and Charlie's wedding, we waited for congratulations from the Bunga. Hallooooo.....is anybody there...?
* Lidl worked hard to pretend she wasn't bothered. The day after the wedding she went to the Daylesford Summer Festival with Cawwie but saw Josie and Splainer/ needed a wee/ didn't want to queue (delete as applicable) and went to Farmhouse instead.
* The Josie dress has been worn so much it's practically walking around on its own. That's OK, we wouldn't miss you Lidl.
* "Today of all days" Lidl's wedding bodice came back from the cleaners. What a coincidence!!!
* She's posting pictures of ODLR wedding dresses. When's the vow renewal Lidl? You are so predictable!
* Our jet setter is now in Ireland with Cawwie, staying at the Ballyfin Demesne, a 5 star Relais & Châteaux Hotel.
* Weak wristed Lidl posted herself rowing barefoot across a lake. Your back should be to the pointy end Lidl! Tell us you've just taken the oars off Cawwie without telling us.... we see your tricks Lidl!
* She says she's in her "Gilded Age", is wearing virginal white and has a tragic opera playing. More like The Golden Girls and the Benny Hill soundtrack.
* Lidl "unboxed" her three-year-old "vintage" Hermes 30 canvas and tan Barenia leather bag, "bought in Italy". We've seen it already dear (thanks to Parisian Sweet), which is more than can be said for Mr MG. Surprise surprise Ali!
* Our tone deaf influencer hardly drew breath between announcing her £12k purchase and highlighting the plight of an animal charity. Tell you what Lids....cut out the middle man and just give them the cash!
* She's only got 10 handbags now and is keeping the "easy to come by" Chanel Flaps out but her "winter" Hermès are in a vault. You mean the fakes are in the basement!
* The MGs went to Ascot courtesy of LK Bennett London. Although paid to show off her outfit Lidl managed to make it all about Holland Cooper, whose waistcoat Ali was wearing.
* We're not surprised though. Lidl looked like...er...Lidl from the front and your Nana from the back!
* The willowy Laura Blair was with Karen Millen wearing a dress from Lydia x KM current collection. Hmmm.....awks.....have you moved on, Lidl?
* Despite acting as an HC ambassador Lidl was outed by Vic who showed her HC / Victoria label.
* She shared the "fabric install" day in her dressing room. Lidl was crying "happy tears" as the National Trust gift shop blinds and ottoman were unveiled.
* The fabric "set her heart on fire". Even her dress coordinated. You should have set the fabric on fire, Lidl!
* She signed up for a 12 month calligraphy course. Rule number 1. Don't attempt this in the Greedhouse in a heatwave!
* The Sunday Mail used Lidl's #savoygate as an example of influencers failing to read the room during the cost of living crisis.
* Lidl is veering between calling teeny tiny Ali a "hunk" and asking him to read out his school reports and mocking his lack of education.
* She's calling him Arthur as in "arfur a job". Better than no job, Lidl!
* After copying Lily Pebbles and blagging a free day at Social Pottery, Cawwie and Lidl went to @cgblockprinting to decorate runners and napkins. #desperateforcontent
* The outdoor kitchen with its pizza oven and Green Egg is still not open for business. Instead Lidl served (winter veg) parsnip soup in 28 degree heat.
Lidl in the Josie dress in the kitchen garden garden kitchen.
In other news:
* There was no invite for Lidl to the Rodial Beauty event at Louie London restaurant....
* ...and no invite to the Estee Lauder x Wedding Edition dinner at Bachanalia, Mayfair.
* Claire Chanelle had a hair appointment with Nicky...oh how they laughed.
* Freddy was in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot.
Thanks to @Here-For-The-Dresses @Namima @Julia123 for the screenshots.
* Thank you to all of you who voted in the poll. A grand total of 48% of votes went to Lidl's secret project being stationery inspired by her garden.
This is not photoshopped.
* Mystic
* After failing to score an invite to Josie and Charlie's wedding, we waited for congratulations from the Bunga. Hallooooo.....is anybody there...?
* Lidl worked hard to pretend she wasn't bothered. The day after the wedding she went to the Daylesford Summer Festival with Cawwie but saw Josie and Splainer/ needed a wee/ didn't want to queue (delete as applicable) and went to Farmhouse instead.
* The Josie dress has been worn so much it's practically walking around on its own. That's OK, we wouldn't miss you Lidl.
* "Today of all days" Lidl's wedding bodice came back from the cleaners. What a coincidence!!!
* She's posting pictures of ODLR wedding dresses. When's the vow renewal Lidl? You are so predictable!
* Our jet setter is now in Ireland with Cawwie, staying at the Ballyfin Demesne, a 5 star Relais & Châteaux Hotel.
* Weak wristed Lidl posted herself rowing barefoot across a lake. Your back should be to the pointy end Lidl! Tell us you've just taken the oars off Cawwie without telling us.... we see your tricks Lidl!
* She says she's in her "Gilded Age", is wearing virginal white and has a tragic opera playing. More like The Golden Girls and the Benny Hill soundtrack.
* Lidl "unboxed" her three-year-old "vintage" Hermes 30 canvas and tan Barenia leather bag, "bought in Italy". We've seen it already dear (thanks to Parisian Sweet), which is more than can be said for Mr MG. Surprise surprise Ali!
* Our tone deaf influencer hardly drew breath between announcing her £12k purchase and highlighting the plight of an animal charity. Tell you what Lids....cut out the middle man and just give them the cash!
* She's only got 10 handbags now and is keeping the "easy to come by" Chanel Flaps out but her "winter" Hermès are in a vault. You mean the fakes are in the basement!
* The MGs went to Ascot courtesy of LK Bennett London. Although paid to show off her outfit Lidl managed to make it all about Holland Cooper, whose waistcoat Ali was wearing.
* We're not surprised though. Lidl looked like...er...Lidl from the front and your Nana from the back!
* The willowy Laura Blair was with Karen Millen wearing a dress from Lydia x KM current collection. Hmmm.....awks.....have you moved on, Lidl?
* Despite acting as an HC ambassador Lidl was outed by Vic who showed her HC / Victoria label.
* She shared the "fabric install" day in her dressing room. Lidl was crying "happy tears" as the National Trust gift shop blinds and ottoman were unveiled.
* The fabric "set her heart on fire". Even her dress coordinated. You should have set the fabric on fire, Lidl!
* She signed up for a 12 month calligraphy course. Rule number 1. Don't attempt this in the Greedhouse in a heatwave!
* The Sunday Mail used Lidl's #savoygate as an example of influencers failing to read the room during the cost of living crisis.
* Lidl is veering between calling teeny tiny Ali a "hunk" and asking him to read out his school reports and mocking his lack of education.
* She's calling him Arthur as in "arfur a job". Better than no job, Lidl!
* After copying Lily Pebbles and blagging a free day at Social Pottery, Cawwie and Lidl went to @cgblockprinting to decorate runners and napkins. #desperateforcontent
* The outdoor kitchen with its pizza oven and Green Egg is still not open for business. Instead Lidl served (winter veg) parsnip soup in 28 degree heat.
Lidl in the Josie dress in the kitchen garden garden kitchen.
In other news:
* There was no invite for Lidl to the Rodial Beauty event at Louie London restaurant....
* ...and no invite to the Estee Lauder x Wedding Edition dinner at Bachanalia, Mayfair.
* Claire Chanelle had a hair appointment with Nicky...oh how they laughed.
* Freddy was in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot.
Thanks to @Here-For-The-Dresses @Namima @Julia123 for the screenshots.
bloody hilarious. Also glad you included a pic from her bling chavtastic wedding.
If Carrie stays she can get you rings, frocks and flowers....loads of flowers. Flowers would be nice...
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Pout, pout, pout, vanity, pout, vain, pout, tennis shot in clogs, pout...endless pouting...ENDLESS! Sir Lips Poutalot rides again.
