Cleaning with Mario #10 Cleaning with Maris Piper 🥔

[Be More Pacific]

New bespoke, plush and boujee thread time lads

Congratulations to @Exhausted Pigeon for the new thread title which got the most combined votes!

Carry on your discussions of our favourite surface cleaner and his Shark museum here

 

[Smirkymirky]

Hahahahahahaha this thread name is the best for Marion I've seen!!

 

[Rocketllama]

I swear these Marion threads are the best on tattle actually have me buckled laughing

 

[menopausalmargrit]

*pours a gin and settles in for the next installment*

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Flounces in, throwing Melvin dance moves, lights my Flash wax melt and sits on my throne of discarded toilet brushes.

 

[GiftedWaxMelts]

He wrote ‘used’ in his latest story, shouldn’t it be ‘yoused’?
Correct me if I’m wrong, still getting my head around the Marioisms!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Those ecoeggs are terrible, clothes come out smelling of nothing so he will not last long with them.

And, if he had all these allergies he wouldn’t be able to deal with all of those sprays he pours on everything. We all know he’s a bullshitter so don’t even know why that is annoying me so much.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Afternoon lads! Nice new thread, I shall just sit myself down over here on the plush bespoke purple sofa with the fanny cushions

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Blimey, boujie new thread name. Here was the inspo...

 

[Be More Pacific]

Blimey, boujie new thread name. Here was the inspo...
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Glad you clarified. It really makes no sense otherwise

I wonder what exciting times we have ahead with #dereksweekaff

 

[unhinched]

I’m not sure if it’s been mentioned yet because I haven’t really kept up with the threads but has anyone seen Derek’s tiktok it is seriously worth joining if you haven’t already for his super cringy videos. You won’t be disappointed!

 

[Rocketllama]

I’m not sure if it’s been mentioned yet because I haven’t really kept up with the threads but has anyone seen Derek’s tiktok it is seriously worth joining if you haven’t already for his super cringy videos. You won’t be disappointed!

Oh my god that’s made my day the water one

 

[ldn12345]

I’m not sure if it’s been mentioned yet because I haven’t really kept up with the threads but has anyone seen Derek’s tiktok it is seriously worth joining if you haven’t already for his super cringy videos. You won’t be disappointed!

what's his username?!

 

[Scarlettio23]

Bespoke conversation between Maris and Derek:

Maris: the haters huv made a new thread. Cleaning wae Maris Piper whit duz that even mean? *scrunches up face*

Derek: A hink it's a tottie they sell them in ma wurk.

Maris: is it? The trolls are always sayin ma hearts look like totties *makes tottie sign* f*kin trolls love me.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Why would anyone want to pay £12.99 for some glasses with a diamonte cockring around the base?

 

[DilysMcGillis]

Why would anyone want to pay £12.99 for some glasses with a diamonte cockring around the base?

I think you’ll find they’re bespoke

 

[NoodlesToodles]

Why would anyone want to pay £12.99 for some glasses with a diamonte cockring around the base?

12.99?! I honestly thought he made them himself as a craft project

 

[unhinched]

what's his username?!

It’s derekjohnstone

Oh my god that’s made my day the water one

I’ve just rewatched the water one

 

[Scarlettio23]

I think you’ll find they’re bespoke

Hi ma lovelies just want to show you these bespoke glasses. They are in the colour glass colour and they are in the scent glass inspired by double glazing. They are absolutely byooiful the scent really fills the entire room.

 

[Blurp]

It’s derekjohnstone

Sounds like he comes from a fitba mad family of Rangers supporters, taking advantage of the surname to name their wean after THE Derek Johnstone. What the hell does he have in common with Mairi, other than being wee and gay?