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joint title comes from @twilightgarden and @Noseycow2020
With thanks to @NOID-phal for flagging it
joint title comes from @twilightgarden and @Noseycow2020
With thanks to @NOID-phal for flagging it
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It’s a new dawn of day and practice makes ok ma lovelies 
What a spunky new thread. We’ll make it ok with oor practice. I’ll just sit here with my nae cheese cheeseboard and a pink tinny whilst only taking photos of my wee elf comatose. Do we think he’s murdered wee deek in the middle of the night and just poses him in different positions to prove to us tattlers he’s still alive? Mibbi that’s how he’s been up cleaning his wee postage stamp at 4am and the carpet needed cleaned again recently 
oanyway. Am away back inti ma ain lane. Veered oot a wee bit there and so morth. Am just saying it from ma point of view and how a see things but you do you and say hings how you see them. We could have taken this so much further but I just didnae want tae because am just so comfortable. Spine bright wae tattie hearts ma lovelies. That’s aw av goat tae tell yeez.
oanyway. Am away back inti ma ain lane. Veered oot a wee bit there and so morth. Am just saying it from ma point of view and how a see things but you do you and say hings how you see them. We could have taken this so much further but I just didnae want tae because am just so comfortable. Spine bright wae tattie hearts ma lovelies. That’s aw av goat tae tell yeez.
So because I don’t shove glitter up Maz’s arse he decided to block me from seeing his stovies on Christmas Eve. Not only that but my incognito account on insta is something to do with cleaning so for all he knows I could be a Hinch licker but because I don’t like his boujeeee posts I get a block! Good to know that’s how you spent your Christmas Eve Mario my ego is very hurt ma lovlie
Didn’t want to completely block me tho wanted to keep me a as a ‘follower’ got to keep them numbers up ent ya Mario seen as your loosing them for your lack of cleaning content and constantly talking about your 3 hours of work.
Didn’t want to completely block me tho wanted to keep me a as a ‘follower’ got to keep them numbers up ent ya Mario seen as your loosing them for your lack of cleaning content and constantly talking about your 3 hours of work.He really is an oddball, isn't he?So because I don’t shove glitter up Maz’s arse he decided to block me from seeing his stovies on Christmas Eve. Not only that but my incognito account on insta is something to do with cleaning so for all he knows I could be a Hinch licker but because I don’t like his boujeeee posts I get a block! Good to know that’s how you spent your Christmas Eve Mario my ego is very hurt ma lovlie
Oh ma lovelies am so honoured to have inadvertently contributed to a thread title!
Am away to have some celebratory crissss, a wodge of Spam and a jar of pickled onions.
mwah mwah lovelies
Can’t wait to see the delights Mario will bring us in 2021
Am away to have some celebratory crissss, a wodge of Spam and a jar of pickled onions.
mwah mwah lovelies
Can’t wait to see the delights Mario will bring us in 2021
See he's saved that awful night attire gown to his stories lol always read it as showered pussy
Looks like he has sliced raw tatties on there tooOh ma lovelies am so honoured to have inadvertently contributed to a thread title!
Am away to have some celebratory crissss, a wodge of Spam and a jar of pickled onions.
mwah mwah lovelies
Can’t wait to see the delights Mario will bring us in 2021
My god he is such an old women. This is literally something my mum would wear. Saying that I think even she might think it’s a bit oapish for herSee he's saved that awful night attire gown to his stories lol always read it as showered pussy
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This could be a trick I think someone said on another thread he was trying to pull a Colleen to find out who the tattlers wereSo because I don’t shove glitter up Maz’s arse he decided to block me from seeing his stovies on Christmas Eve. Not only that but my incognito account on insta is something to do with cleaning so for all he knows I could be a Hinch licker but because I don’t like his boujeeee posts I get a block! Good to know that’s how you spent your Christmas Eve Mario my ego is very hurt ma lovlie
All I can see is his knob. Feel ill.See he's saved that awful night attire gown to his stories lol always read it as showered pussy
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You had take us all doon that lane with ye didn’t ye
I going to have nightmares, thought you lot might as well join me.You had take us all doon that lane with ye didn’t ye
Reminds of the Golden Girls lol. The shoulder pads etc.Looks like he has sliced raw tatties on there too
My god he is such an old women. This is literally something my mum would wear. Saying that I think even she might think it’s a bit oapish for her
This could be a trick I think someone said on another thread he was trying to pull a Colleen to find out who the tattlers were
I feel queasy and strangely in the mood for a walnut whip
Let’s prey he has stocked up on his disposable loo brushes
@NOID-phal needs to stay in their ain laine..... I clicked awn the photo and nearly threw up ma After Eight!You had take us all doon that lane with ye didn’t ye
as long as we don’t get a live demonstration ma luvlie. I pray he spares us that at least
Cheese in tube! Is he eating that or using it for something else?
Now I’m not posh but soup then prawn slop, followed by a dollop of pickle, some dried up crackers and the end of a mouldy bit of cheese, some tiny pickled onions then cheese out of a tube. He’ll be shitting through the eye of a needle.
That’s not a cheese board that’s the winner of Scotland’s Rate my Plate competition.
( If they have one)
Now I’m not posh but soup then prawn slop, followed by a dollop of pickle, some dried up crackers and the end of a mouldy bit of cheese, some tiny pickled onions then cheese out of a tube. He’ll be shitting through the eye of a needle.
That’s not a cheese board that’s the winner of Scotland’s Rate my Plate competition.
( If they have one)
He really is the gift that keeps giving, bless him
Anyone else feel like Mario is keeping Derek hostage in that wee flat over Christmas (maybe just me) 
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