Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day

[NOID-phal]

He's confirmed he's a cleaner. Has *his* scent out as an oil. No word on Tom Ford's opinion. He's having panelling put in his sitting room, and wardrobes made.
We think Derek is alive, but suspicions linger.

Thread title by @jo14 there were posts with more likes, but they were rude, you filthy animals.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Auch wit a treat fur a Friday night.

Ive got a couple of earns tae run then I’ll park Ma arse doon with a fabulousa martini in the taste desperate.

 

[jo14]

Yaasss!! Thanks my lovelies! Away back to my bespoke lurking lane I go.....

 

[Noseycow2020]

Sitting doon and getting some class ma lovelies for this new day of dawn thread in the scent banter

 

[NOID-phal]

Yaasss!! Thanks my lovelies! Away back to my bespoke lurking lane I go.....

Post ma lovelie, youse are funny.

 

[pssst!]

A new thread. Yay! I feel like going round to paisley and helping myself to a tipple from his drinks trolley to celebrate

 

[Bigbird2]

I’ve wheeled my bespoke trolley into the sitting room, Having a very large gin, I’m in my ain lane, let’s go ma lovelies.x

 

[twilightgarden]

A new thread. Yay! I feel like going round to paisley and helping myself to a tipple from his drinks trolley to celebrate

I’ll have some bespoke joos from his decanter in the colour purple and flavour plastic

 

[pssst!]

I’ll have some bespoke joos from his decanter in the colour purple and flavour plastic

Hell in that case I'll have a double Ava May reed diffuser with my own bow

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Hell in that case I'll have a double Ava May reed diffuser with my own bow

That just ended me hen. Want a wee shot of oil on the side Ma lovelie?

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Poor Marion hasn’t had a minute to day

 

[pssst!]

When I watch Mazda's stories I feel like replying with TLDR but I'm too invested in cringing myself a new wee hole when I watch him

 

[GiftedNotFree]

This thread title is He’d take objection though... as we aw know, he was born in the Shire! So aye.

Ps. Moira doesn’t have a drinks trolley!!! He’s got A BAR. Karmer on your arses.

 

[twilightgarden]

Hell in that case I'll have a double Ava May reed diffuser with my own bow

Don’t forget your charum of your choice ma lovely
Spine bright

 

[Noseyrosie62]

I’ve wheeled my bespoke trolley into the sitting room, Having a very large gin, I’m in my ain lane, let’s go ma lovelies.x

For some reason when I read this I had visions of Marion as a air hostess pushing his trolly down the aisle offering gin and nibbles. Of course it’s Ryanair as that’s the only airline that would have him ma lovelies.

 

[mrsbucket]

Poor Marion hasn’t had a minute to day

I think you mean mintue ma lovelie. So aye xx

 

[Noseybonk]

A new thread.... . I am in bed with joos, criss and a no cheese cheeseboard to celebrate, so aye

 

[twilightgarden]

For some reason when I read this I had visions of Marion as a air hostess pushing his trolly down the aisle offering gin and nibbles. Of course it’s Ryanair as that’s the only airline that would have him ma lovelies.

Haha can you imagine! Do they still have a height requirement? Poor Maz would be too wee I think. I always ask for someone to help me put my baggage in the locker , I can imagine Maz trying to launch it in and complaining about it hurting his ‘shooders’
He’d probably try and sell ‘his’ scent on the duty free trolley once he’s finished selling joos and criss and maybe a cheeky hot chocolate

 

[Step-by-step]

Loving the new thread title
Just polished off the entire contents on my drinks trolly /bar, so currently having some jooz & cris
I’m rather concerned about Dezza, we ain’t saw him in absolute ages
But anyhow ..reversing back in ma ain lane ma lovelies, trying to avoid karma on my arse...so aye, but I’m absolutely Fine .......Layers, spine bright, tons of love mwah mwah
M

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Haha can you imagine! Do they still have a height requirement? Poor Maz would be too wee I think. I always ask for someone to help me put my baggage in the locker , I can imagine Maz trying to launch it in and complaining about it hurting his ‘shooders’
He’d probably try and sell ‘his’ scent on the duty free trolley once he’s finished selling joos and criss and maybe a cheeky hot chocolate

If you asked him to do that ma lovely he would have you escorted off the plane for stepping out your lane, no debates x