Yankees In The South Gossip Forum

Congratulations to @Piping Hot for your title. You'll get the same prize that YITS gives to its viewers: NOTHING! Or maybe by Christmas... Will and Dawn are sailing away from covering The Smokies. Here's Yankee in the South before the Carnival Vista: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz The...

Congrats @Furmingos

Congratulations to our awesome friend @Nate's Top Button for the genius thread title. Very clever. Chef's kiss. Better than Baked Alaska. Did you know that Baked Alaska is merengue? And don't get me started on steak tartare. More on that later.... Before we get into it, I gotta say that this...

Congratulations to @Murray9000 for the hilarious and disgusting thread title. Of course Will, during a trip to Dollywood of all places, had to make an unnecessary "Dutch Oven" joke and blame it on Dawn. And he wonders why Dollywood kicked him off the media list. Of course Dawn usually is the...

Congratulations to @Ridgedy Noodles for the title 🎉 I'll leave the recap to someone else as I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for Will's answer to the trolls and parody channels Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/yankee-in-the-south-33-for-once-i-wish-will-would-finish-a.44138/

Congratulations to @curious_penguin for coming up with the very creative y'know what I'm sayin'? It's like...y'know what I mean? And thanks to @WesterunCoaster for the helping out with...oh, thanks Marie Bruzdowski. You didn't have to do that. Before we begin we should thank @MountainQueen for...

Thanks go to @Its Got Flavur for the new thread title. They do such a wonderful job in doing recaps, so hopefully they'll be on and give us another if they like. Let the lies continue from YITS.

It was a three-way tie. I would normally not choose mine own title but since I was two of the three and the other option was super long, I chose one of mine that was picked by @Nate's Top Button. Had the other option been shorter for all to see when posted, I would have chosen it...

Thanks to first time winner @curious_penguin We love having new people participate. Feel free to continue to expose Will and Dawn for their lies and gluttony any time. And the assist from our favorite half rodent/half woman @CrazySquirrelLady With... *Mike Ox Long and The Screaming Goat...

Congratulations to the @CrazySquirrelLady for the thread title. Did I tell you about the time I was attacked by a squirrel on a porch? I have? What's that? I tell that story every time? What about Odin Von Zero? Oh, him too? I make that joke every time? Oh. My. Goodness. I'm up to no good and...

Congratulations to @Where's My Postcard? A moment of silence for the late, great Suzanne Somers. A breakout star in "American Graffiti". Who was probably overlooked as a great comedic actor because she was so beautiful. She also stood up for herself on the set of "Three's Company", made her...

Yankee in the South #27 Suzanne Somers passed away inside The Apple Barn when it closed down Thanks @CrazySquirrelLady for the new title. If someone could do a summary of the last thread, it would be appreciated. Also, I realized I neglected to tag Yankee in the South to connect the threads. I...

Congratulations to the Cinderella Boy @Murray9000. What an incredible Cinderella story! This unknown, comes out of nowhere, to lead the pack at Tattle. He's at the final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2-iron, I think. It's in the hole! The Cinderella Boy did the...

Thank to @Nate's Top Button You have my favorite name of anyone on Tattle. Does your name come with a RSVLTS shirt, an obnoxious dalmatian and a sad apartment? We're gonna ride like one ride, eat a table full of food all by ourselves, get shit-faced drunk and try to pretend I'm not full of...

Let's hear it for @Where's My Postcard? for the very out of the box (but in the well) idea for a title thread. If I can offer you a bit of advice, gentle reader. If you ever find yourself unable to sleep, never start recapping the activities of two people who look like they were engineered in...

Thanks to @Willsaprick for the descriptive, hilarious and disgusting thread title. Seriously inspired. A genius title. Are you ready, Dawn?!! "AHHHHHH! WHY DID HE DO THAYT?!?" No, Dawn. It's not time for histrionics, yet. We'll get to the traumatic event in a moment. But first: Are you ready...

Congratulations @CrazySquirrelLady! For winning this thread's title contest, you win two tickets to see the new movie that's taking Gatlinburg by storm: "The Little Murdmaid"! A fine submission, CSL. I'm not going to lie. I'm disappointed that it wasn't "Mike Ox Long" but it would have been...

Thanks to @Where's My Postcard? for the title. It's YITS "FIRST-TIME on MSC CRUISE'S" (Will's spelling) Why is there an apostrophe? Why is there a dash in "FIRST-TIME"? Because Will had some college, manage a factory and is a Wall Street genius. That's why! Had you asked me a month ago...

Thanks to @Furmingos for the new thread title. I know that this forum wouldn't be the same without Furmingos. Are you ready, Dawn? Let's do this! *sideways thumbs up* The thread title is the statement of a woman who was having a great time on her birthday week doing exactly what she wanted to...

Thanks to the handsome, hilarious and intelligent @Its Got Flavur for the brilliant title. Oh, wait. That's me. Sorry, I didn't have my "professional glasses" on. Do my sunglasses make me look like I should be on "A Bug's Life"? Perfect. You ready? Let's do this! *sideways thumbs up* As you...

Congratulations to our friend from Seattle @scopeyscope on the title. Good luck on finding a house! Maybe a relative can find a $60,000 repo and buy it for you. Er...I mean work hard and save after 50 years in business at age 35. There is always the Amish... Anyway, I digress.... Will seems to...

Never gonna give YITS up. Never gonna let YITS down. Someone sent Will and Dawn a Rick Astley joke card. It only took them about an hour to figure out that it was a joke. They didn't know Rick Astley or 'Rick rolling', the phenomenon that's been around for about 20 years. YITS got up in arms...

Thanks to @Furmingos for the title The big news: Will and Dawn are terrible friends. They took over CATS house on NYE, talked about themselves, criticized their gracious hosts, only brought donuts on coupon and then left and didn't help clean up. - Dawn got a puzzle. It was Jabberjaw. Dawn...

Yes, someone really did make a Yankee in the South BINGO card. @Furmingos gets the credit. Will is so predictable that you can play BINGO while watching a YITS Livestream. The latest lies from Will: - He showers once a day. - Dawn showers twice a day. - That is when she's not waving her...

Title courtesy of @Its Got Flavur ! Ready for a new thread and more of the fun filled adventures lies and bullshit of the Willy and Dong Show!!