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  1. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #55 Workin' 9 to 905

    Yankee in the South #55 Workin' 9 to 9:05 🎶 *Dolly Parton upbeat intro with fake sobbing faintly in the background*🎶 🎵 Risin' at noon, that's Will and Dawn. Scarf down Weigel's MTN Dew and long John. Will don't shower. Dawn just ignores her life... Headin' back home Weed wack the lawn. Then...
  2. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #54 Yaknowwutimsayin? No, Because You're An Illiterate Moron

    Congratulations to @Murray9000 for a thread title that's.... Yaknowwutimsayin. @Murray9000 is very.... Yaknowwutimsayin? He's just so.... Considering how often Will says, "Yaknowwutimsayin?" and then trails off, I'm kinda surprised it hasn't been a title before now. Yaknowwutimsayin? It's...
  3. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #53 Putting the “Pig” in Pigeon Forge What do Will & Dawn Have in Common with The New Trailer? 'Bout 1200lbs

    We had a 3-way tie for the thread title. Since the trailerette is the headline this month, I tried to combine one from @TheeGhost & @salty tiki and mine. But we need to acknowledge the always funny @Murray9000 "Camping In An MRI Tube....For Dummies" and "William Evans Grace: 2026 YouTube I...
  4. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #52 Dawn is High.....Will is Bi?

    Warning: this recap may be a little bit much for decent people. I don't care what consenting adults do. I support freedom and their choices. I have gay people who I love and respect in my family. These are jokes about stereotypes and things I would suspect (or not suspect ) Will doing, not meant...
  5. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #51 January, February...May

    Congratulations to @Murray9000 , known for their dry and sly wit. The title is about Dawn known for her dumb and half wit. And, at almost 53 years old, she doesn't know the third month of the year. The same third month it's been for all of her 52.9 years. It's that time of the year, May...
  6. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #49 Take Will Instead

    The good news: we've got our last thread title of the year. The bad news: Ryan, Brie and the kids will be praying for our. eternal souls. I don't think even they have enough pull with The Big Guy to successfully plead our case. A reminder to everyone who posts here: Pack sunscreen before you...
  7. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #48 Beets By Dawn

    Gimme a beet! No. Her first name ain't baby. It's Dawn Grace! Mrs. Woo if you're Adam! Nnnnasty! But enough about Will's face and what he claims is a lazer treatment for his rosacea. It looks to me like he just popped all the whiteheads on his face, but what do I know? I'm not his...
  8. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #47 Carnival Glory Hole

    Congratulations to the always suave and charming @Its Got Flavur for the very bougie and sophisticated thread title. I'm here in my new unpractical Jeep Gladiator with an ugly paint job that I can't afford. Let's just turn on the radio here. Oh, I love this song! Wait. This isn't Journey...
  9. Murray9000

    YITS #46 Jeepers Creepers

    I hope this works. Does anyone see this? Congrats to @ShortYellerJeep for the new title. Not here to replace you @Its Got Flavur , just to keep your duties warm. When you return, you can give your excellent recap. Cliff Note version recap of the last thread: At the beginning of the thread YITS'...
  10. Its Got Flavur

    YITS #45 Mountain Dew Wishes and Pork Rind Dreams

    🎶 When you want someone who's low key funny... 🎶 🎶 WHO YA GONNA CALL?!? 🎶 🎵 @Murray9000 !!! 🎵 🎶 Someone with jokes on the money! 🎶 🎵 WHO YA GONNA CALL? 🎵 🎶 @Murray9000 !! 🎶 Congratulations to one of the most wry members of this community. "We've got squirrels, birds and bears all eating...
  11. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #44 Welcome to Wednesday Sunday!

    Congratulations to @BoPeeps78 Little Bo Peep. Will is cheap. YITS ran away for a cruise. Along came a dino Who lived at The Island As YITS gorged at The Blue Moose. While we must credit Bo, we must give a zombie-sized trophy again to Dawn Grace for her amazing charisma and prose as she...
  12. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #43 Dolly is looking good that she had. Plenty to say.

    While technically my submission was chosen, I really had nothing to do with it. I didn't come up with anything witty, clever or satirical. All I did was literally copy and paste a YITS Facebook post. So actually the person we need to thank is Will or Dawn Grace. Of course Will will claim that it...
  13. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #42 Tokyo Grift

    Arigato gozaimasu to @Piping Hot for the 2 funny and 2 hilarious thread title. Everyone here? We're FAMILY!! FAMILY sticks together! And Will and Denise? Oh, nevermind... Piping Hot, just like ramen, like wagyu beef, oknomiyaki and convenience store fried chicken. 🎶 "Turning Japanese, YITS...
  14. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #41 This Message Board Changes More Than Will's Underwear

    Who came up with this title? What? I did?!? I don't even want to thank myself for that disgusting title. Nobody wants to think about Will's underpants with the reinforced seat. Of course if you go to the Sevierville Walmart looking for husky men's underwear, you won't find this title there...
  15. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #40 Will is a Pain in the Buttion

    "You like me! You really like me!" - itsgotflavur Folks, thanks for the honor of the final thread title of 2024. Dawn, are you ready? Sideways thumbs up. Now cue our new opening from @Furmingos 🎶 Yer all invited to come along With grifter Will and his puppet Dong. Ridin' all over Tennessee...
  16. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

    Congratulations to @Johnny_Carneeno and @scopeyscope for the title. Today's recap is brought to you by Crest Soap. Crest Soap: How bad is Will's hygiene? He doesn't know the most famous brand of toothpaste in the world. Crest Soap: When your teeth are dirtier than your sweaty baseball cap and...
  17. Its Got Flavur

    Yankees in the South #38 Dong Voyage!

    Congratulations to @Piping Hot for your title. You'll get the same prize that YITS gives to its viewers: NOTHING! Or maybe by Christmas... Will and Dawn are sailing away from covering The Smokies. Here's Yankee in the South before the Carnival Vista: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz The...
  18. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #36 Baked (in) Alaska

    Congratulations to our awesome friend @Nate's Top Button for the genius thread title. Very clever. Chef's kiss. Better than Baked Alaska. Did you know that Baked Alaska is merengue? And don't get me started on steak tartare. More on that later.... Before we get into it, I gotta say that this...
  19. Its Got Flavur

    Yankees in the South #35 The Only Oven that Dawn Knows How to Operate is a Dutch Oven

    Congratulations to @Murray9000 for the hilarious and disgusting thread title. Of course Will, during a trip to Dollywood of all places, had to make an unnecessary "Dutch Oven" joke and blame it on Dawn. And he wonders why Dollywood kicked him off the media list. Of course Dawn usually is the...
  20. Cocobean9

    Yankee in the South #34 Look at the size of my mom’s taco!”

    Congratulations to @Ridgedy Noodles for the title 🎉 I'll leave the recap to someone else as I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for Will's answer to the trolls and parody channels Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/yankee-in-the-south-33-for-once-i-wish-will-would-finish-a.44138/
  21. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #33 For once, I wish Will would finish a

    Congratulations to @curious_penguin for coming up with the very creative y'know what I'm sayin'? It's like...y'know what I mean? And thanks to @WesterunCoaster for the helping out with...oh, thanks Marie Bruzdowski. You didn't have to do that. Before we begin we should thank @MountainQueen for...
  22. Hereforthesh

    Yankee in the South #32 Dawnarrhea

    Thanks go to @Its Got Flavur for the new thread title. They do such a wonderful job in doing recaps, so hopefully they'll be on and give us another if they like. Let the lies continue from YITS.
  23. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #31 Will thinks he's Dick Clark, but He's Really just a Dick

    It was a three-way tie. I would normally not choose mine own title but since I was two of the three and the other option was super long, I chose one of mine that was picked by @Nate's Top Button. Had the other option been shorter for all to see when posted, I would have chosen it...
  24. Its Got Flavur

    Yankee in the South #30 Live from Sevierville! It's Sunday Night Lies!

    Thanks to first time winner @curious_penguin We love having new people participate. Feel free to continue to expose Will and Dawn for their lies and gluttony any time. And the assist from our favorite half rodent/half woman @CrazySquirrelLady With... *Mike Ox Long and The Screaming Goat...