Congratulations to our friend from Seattle @scopeyscope on the title. Good luck on finding a house! Maybe a relative can find a $60,000 repo and buy it for you. Er...I mean work hard and save after 50 years in business at age 35. There is always the Amish...
Anyway, I digress....
Will seems to have alienated the incredibly nice and always smiling Chris About T-shirts and Mindy. CATS did a fun collaboration with Chad and Natasha. It was actually relevant, light-hearted and fun. Maybe we'll see more.
Will has been driving around, yelling at livestock, reading signs poorly and showing up outside stores that are closed. He calls these 'Backroads Uh-ventures'. I call them boring.
It seems that the only time that Will and Dawn eat out is when they have a gift card from a national chain. They have been to Cracker Barrel, Cheddar's, Texas Roadhouse, Longhorn and Outback Steakhouse. It was at Outback where Will got the large ribeye steak and Dawn got the grossest looking meatloaf of all time. It was two hamburger patties covered in spicy sauce. It literally said it on the menu, but YITS didn't notice, of course. Menus are so complicated. You know that the CEO of Outback yells at his or her underlings, "Make me the most complicated menu you can make and then make it five times worse!"
Did Will piss off Dollywood? It sure seems like he did. Local vloggers and media were invited for a preview. YITS wasn't there. Will said he didn't get the email. I doubt it was an oversight. I personally think it's because he questioned the construction schedule and the safety of the new roller coaster.
Dollywood made some major announcements on it's opening day. Every vlogger on the planet was there and released videos the same day. Ryan from AIOT even asked Dolly a question. Not Will. He couldn't even get his livestream to work. I'm sure it wasn't his fault. It never is. YITS had to leave early. How many times have we heard Will say he's staying in town because of Buc-ee's and Big Bear Mountain? On the opening day of Dollywood, Will says he has other plans and has to leave early. Some stan needs to quit sending them tshirts and hats and send him a calendar.
Will and Dawn went to Madame Tussauds Wax Museum or, as Will calls it, Muh-dam Two-Sods. Will and Dawn are definitely two sods.
Will kicked his legs around like he was dancing an Irish jig to Stevie Wonder. Did you know that Will has been to Ireland? Twice. If he hasn't told you, give it a minute. He'll tell you. And then he'll tell you again.
Is YITS still going to England? Will keeps talking about England. He mentions such important cultural tidbits like Five Guys is the fastest growing burger chain in England. Uh... thanks, Graham Norton. Because I want to fly across the ocean to eat at a place that's down the street.
Speaking of trips that won't happen, after hinting about a multi-gen family trip paid for by his mom, Will says that they will be home for Dawn's birthday. Even Mom doesn't fall for Will's bullshit. Poor Dawn. With Chris and Mindy not paying the bills, she won't get anything special for her 50th birthday. The smart money is on Texas Roadhouse. Will will get the ribeye. Dawn will get...a free birthday sundae?
The good news is that Smoky Mountain Follies has produced two videos recently. One on the NYE debacle, one on the "grey area" of the National Parks permit. SMF has a Patreon. Hopefully we'll see more regular content.
Will and Dawn talk about how nice the weather has been lately. Still not riding their bikes though. It's like Little Red Riding Hood. It's always too hot or too cold, but never just right.
Will is back to being a self-made man. He worked hard, scrimped and saved. He never bought anything major. What you see are the fruits of his labor. Except for claims that he owed boats when he met Dawn and the time he said that he owns a dragster. Make up your mind, Will.
Will is excited to reach 100,000 YouTube 'suscribers'. He's got big plans. He keeps telling the woman at Crimson Creations that he is going to order a bunch of custom cups from her. He's going to have hundreds of give aways and a big party. Will can't afford the postage let alone the items. It's the usual big talk from Will. Looking forward to the excuses and him putting his plaque on the wall in the studio during a prize-less and party-less livestream. Then his already giant head will explode.
What can we expect? Will YITS go to England? It sure seems like they don't have the cash. Will starts his major ten-day series on... something lame probably. I expect more cheap content, more boring back road trips and excuses. Lots and lots of excuses. Ryan from AIOT is making plans and working strategically. Will makes excuses.
Anyway, I digress....
Will seems to have alienated the incredibly nice and always smiling Chris About T-shirts and Mindy. CATS did a fun collaboration with Chad and Natasha. It was actually relevant, light-hearted and fun. Maybe we'll see more.
Will has been driving around, yelling at livestock, reading signs poorly and showing up outside stores that are closed. He calls these 'Backroads Uh-ventures'. I call them boring.
It seems that the only time that Will and Dawn eat out is when they have a gift card from a national chain. They have been to Cracker Barrel, Cheddar's, Texas Roadhouse, Longhorn and Outback Steakhouse. It was at Outback where Will got the large ribeye steak and Dawn got the grossest looking meatloaf of all time. It was two hamburger patties covered in spicy sauce. It literally said it on the menu, but YITS didn't notice, of course. Menus are so complicated. You know that the CEO of Outback yells at his or her underlings, "Make me the most complicated menu you can make and then make it five times worse!"
Did Will piss off Dollywood? It sure seems like he did. Local vloggers and media were invited for a preview. YITS wasn't there. Will said he didn't get the email. I doubt it was an oversight. I personally think it's because he questioned the construction schedule and the safety of the new roller coaster.
Dollywood made some major announcements on it's opening day. Every vlogger on the planet was there and released videos the same day. Ryan from AIOT even asked Dolly a question. Not Will. He couldn't even get his livestream to work. I'm sure it wasn't his fault. It never is. YITS had to leave early. How many times have we heard Will say he's staying in town because of Buc-ee's and Big Bear Mountain? On the opening day of Dollywood, Will says he has other plans and has to leave early. Some stan needs to quit sending them tshirts and hats and send him a calendar.
Will and Dawn went to Madame Tussauds Wax Museum or, as Will calls it, Muh-dam Two-Sods. Will and Dawn are definitely two sods.
Will kicked his legs around like he was dancing an Irish jig to Stevie Wonder. Did you know that Will has been to Ireland? Twice. If he hasn't told you, give it a minute. He'll tell you. And then he'll tell you again.
Is YITS still going to England? Will keeps talking about England. He mentions such important cultural tidbits like Five Guys is the fastest growing burger chain in England. Uh... thanks, Graham Norton. Because I want to fly across the ocean to eat at a place that's down the street.
Speaking of trips that won't happen, after hinting about a multi-gen family trip paid for by his mom, Will says that they will be home for Dawn's birthday. Even Mom doesn't fall for Will's bullshit. Poor Dawn. With Chris and Mindy not paying the bills, she won't get anything special for her 50th birthday. The smart money is on Texas Roadhouse. Will will get the ribeye. Dawn will get...a free birthday sundae?
The good news is that Smoky Mountain Follies has produced two videos recently. One on the NYE debacle, one on the "grey area" of the National Parks permit. SMF has a Patreon. Hopefully we'll see more regular content.
Will and Dawn talk about how nice the weather has been lately. Still not riding their bikes though. It's like Little Red Riding Hood. It's always too hot or too cold, but never just right.
Will is back to being a self-made man. He worked hard, scrimped and saved. He never bought anything major. What you see are the fruits of his labor. Except for claims that he owed boats when he met Dawn and the time he said that he owns a dragster. Make up your mind, Will.
Will is excited to reach 100,000 YouTube 'suscribers'. He's got big plans. He keeps telling the woman at Crimson Creations that he is going to order a bunch of custom cups from her. He's going to have hundreds of give aways and a big party. Will can't afford the postage let alone the items. It's the usual big talk from Will. Looking forward to the excuses and him putting his plaque on the wall in the studio during a prize-less and party-less livestream. Then his already giant head will explode.
What can we expect? Will YITS go to England? It sure seems like they don't have the cash. Will starts his major ten-day series on... something lame probably. I expect more cheap content, more boring back road trips and excuses. Lots and lots of excuses. Ryan from AIOT is making plans and working strategically. Will makes excuses.
