Thanks to first time winner @curious_penguin
We love having new people participate. Feel free to continue to expose Will and Dawn for their lies and gluttony any time.
And the assist from our favorite half rodent/half woman @CrazySquirrelLady
With...
*Mike Ox Long and The Screaming Goat Band*
It's Yankee in the South!
Starring:
Will and Dawn Grace!
Denise420! *mumbles*
The Other Will!
Jabberjaw!
But not Chris and Mindy!
With "help" from Tony 5000!
Ladies and gentlemen:
@Its Got Flavur !
*walks down the stairs*
*points at crowd*
Thank you!
It's great to be here hosting YITS Sunday (& Every) Night Lies!
I've dreamed of hosting ever since I went to college and ran a factory and lived in Detroit and lived in the country and owned a lake house and a boat and a dragster.
We started the new year with not a ball drop, but balls being cut off.
Audience: *Oooooooh*
Will and Dawn were so selfish and insufferable that Chris and Mindy finally had enough of their boorish behavior and decided to no longer bankroll all of their couples' activities. While Dawn lost friends and money, she was happy because she gained a Jabberjaw puzzle.
"Landshark." No, wrong shark.
You may have forgotten, because it's been a few hours since Will reminded you, but Will and Dawn went to London and Paris. Will, Dawn and Will's sister Jamie shared a top floor, small room with three single beds and a tiny bathroom with washcloths for towels. London had Big Ben and big butts.
Will and Dawn went to castles, Picadilly Circus, and Stonehenge. They spent a few hours in Paris just long enough to get video of themselves in front of the Eiffel Tower for their travel open. While in Europe they ate at McDonald's, Hard Rock and other burger places. French fries count as French culture, right?
"You cheeky monkey!"
"Oh, Simon!"
Will and Dawn have spent too much time in Tennessee. How do I know? Because they think the weather in the southern U.S. is the same as London. It's the middle of winter and all Will and Dawn brought were windbreakers. Mr Research Will knew that Five Guys was the fastest growing burger chain in England but he didn't know enough to wear a winter coat in February/March. Freezing in the open air of a double decker bus.
They went to the National Gallery. Will saw artists he only knew because of TMNT, Ruh-noor (Renoir) and paintings with that "Van Gough look". At The Louvre Mr Religion didn't recognize"John Baptist". What did Dawn say after being exposed to all this culture? That she hated walking up all the stairs. Poor Dawn, working her feet to the bone.
"I tell ya. It's always something!"
It's not a bone, but Will worked a pole for Adam the Woo. Adam told Will to spin on a stripper pole inside a (short) bus. Faster than you can say "def-uh-nuh-ly", Will was on the pole looking like pork carnitas spinning on a skewer.
Back home in The Smokies, Will and Dawn took us to get new glasses, buy presents for their contests and to run errands they think is content. I can't wait for Will's colonoscopy vlog. Then Will's channel will truly be the YITS SHITS.
In 2023, Dawn celebrated her 50th birthday! Fifty years of working her fingers to the bone. Such great moments like not being able to cook anything over six minutes because that's only as high as the automatic buttons on her microwave go, trying to make The Rick Astley card stop playing music by putting it in the freezer and thinking that a million dollar life insurance policy costs a million dollars. That's 50 years of life experience.
To celebrate 50 years of contributing nothing of value, Will took her on a cruise. Not just any cruise, The MSC Seaside. The ship that just weeks before failed its sanitation inspection. Among the violations: housekeeping failed to clean vomit and fecal incidents and crew members touching food without washing hands. Delicious! Especially considering that Will and Dawn went to the buffet and...pretty much nothing else. 50-year-old Dawn enjoyed Nassoo, that famous port in the Bahamas.
*Puts both hands over nose*
Dawn's birthday has everything: an aircraft carrier, Gatorland and a another bleeping lighthouse. What's that you say? Those are Will's favorite things? Well, they did go to Universal Studios home of the new Velocicoaster (YITS didn't ride it), Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure (nope) and The Wizarding World of...I'm going to stop you right there. If it wasn't nostalgic, YITS didn't ride it. Luckily, Will let Dawn buy a Minion's popcorn bucket. He even helped her with opening it up because she couldn't figure it out how to open it. Some people have trouble with a Rubik's Cube; Dawn has trouble figuring out a popcorn bucket.
Who needs Dawn, when you have Denise? Will fawned over her when Denise came to The Smokies to see her daughter Jennifer team with The Million Dollar Man. Wait. No. I'm being told that was Andre the Giant. Nevermind. Denise's daughter actually graduated from college. No, Will, not your fake made up college, a real college with buildings and professors and things you've never seen before called "books".
To celebrate Jennifer being the only member of the family who's not a burden on society, Will and Dawn ate pizza. A very rare occurrence. You'd have to go to a really nice gas station before you'd see Will and Dawn eat more pizza. Or a pizza shack on a bike trail. Or in the snack bar connected to the climbing tower they call The Space Needle. There's always Big Daddy's. If Adam the Woo is in town, Dawn has to fawn all over him at the Mellow Mushroom. Then there was that time when Will, Dawn and Denise420 drove hours out of their way to go to....a Pizza Hut. I'm sure Dawn and Denise420 (who were wearing dark glasses inside for some reason) don't remember eating there but, trust me, they did. Not bad for people who don't like pizza. 2023: The Year of Absolutely No Pizza at All. Zero. None. Yucky. YITS hates it pizza and don't you forget it.
"He only had seven pork chops while rooting for 'Da Bears!'"
Christmas carol time:
The first Dawn well...
We got to see the well that Dawn called home...well...fell into as a child. We also got to see her homes growing up, the shack where her grandfather sharpened chainsaws and the apartment where she left her water running and almost drowned her downstairs neighbor. Good times...unless you are the downstairs neighbor.
But back to Denise420. (I know Will thinks about her back.) Didn't he say that he hit on Denise that first night at The Roche Bar? Lucky for society she shut him down. Denise's daughter passed higher ed. If Will and Denise had a kid, it would only pass gas.
Will took Denise to The Applewood Farmhouse, Parrot Mountain and gave her the most comfortable bed in their Dirty Myrtle Love Shack. While unfurling the Murphy bed, Will said himself it was the most comfortable bed. How he knows that has scarred me more than Adam The Woo's friends-with-benefits charade with Daphne.
Will needed to take Denise to Dirty Myrtle because, he claimed, she had never been to the beach. A few weeks later, in Denise's home town, we see a beach! Will lied, probably to get his SIL in a swimsuit (a massive swimsuit, but a swimsuit nonetheless). There were a few days that weren't vlogged. They don't call the Murphy Bed a pullout bed for nothing.
There are times in history that are so significant you ask this question:
Where were you when Buckwheat was shot?
Where were you when Will, Dawn and Denise "almost got killed"?
The horror of an SUV high-centering in the median near the brand new Buc-ee's in Sevierville. You'd think Will would be excited, but the lines are too long even for brisket sandwedges (gasp!).
Will and Dawn went on an "uh-venture", driving all over the backroads, into Canada and down into New England and Mid-Atlantic states. No. I'm not doing that! It was boring as tit! They did nothing interesting. They even went to Salem, Massachusetts when everything was closed. Pointless. That's all you need to know.
Why couldn't Toonces have been driving Will and Dawn?
Mr Moneybags says they aren't going to stay again at the fanciest place in the world: The Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island. Apparently, Will has had enough of doilies everywhere and people who use their napkins. I look forward to the bike ride where they stop for ice cream, candy, taffy and then tell us how they are still on their diet.
Speaking of diet...I've gone longer not talking about it than Will and Dawn have. I don't know if you have heard but Will and Dawn are trying to lose weight. Will said they were only going to talk about it once, as long as you count August 2nd to right now as one time.
If talking about your diet caused you to lose weight, Will and Dawn would have lost 43lbs. Oh, that's what they claim to have lost? I could claim I lost a million dollars. Doesn't make it true. They look virtually the same and they have eaten sooooo much garbage. From eating passes at theme parks, fair food, ice cream, friend chicken, smothered pork chops, fritters, gas station pizza, Coney dogs and Krispy Kreme donuts. YITS have a calorie counting app on their phone. It doesn't count fat, sugar or salt. It also calculates your weight loss. They don't get on a scale. They just enter fake numbers and get fake results.
Will and Dawn inhaled Krispy Kreme 'Elf' themed donuts. They have never seen the movie 'Elf'. Dawn doesn't even know who Will Ferrell is. It's no 'Bunny PJs Movie'. They just wanted donuts. Some diet. YITS sit on a throne of lies and sugar and lard. Grifters! I know them!!
If only Will Ferrell had been on a TV show...
YITS has been "searching for Christmas." That basically means driving around looking at free lights or going to a theme park and looking at lights or going to a Christmas exhibit and missing 80% of the references. Will decided to copy his vlogging heroes by going to a hillbilly junkyard for 50 minutes of drugged out puns. Merry Christ-meth, everyone!
Will took us to his old elementary school. He doesn't remember math or English. All he remembers is having a Transformer toy confiscated at school. It's no surprise Will doesn't remember learning. Because he didn't learn anything. The sign said "Burger School". Will would have paid attention if it was hamburger school.
That's some weird and wild stuff...
We got to drive through the saddest light display ever. At least Denise and Dawn enjoyed the pretty colors. Even during the December 17, 2023 Sunday Livestream Will said Dawn has seen a lot of things in the sky. I'm sure she does. Whoa...
So as 2023 comes to a close, what about the things we didn't see?
- No Dis-uh-ney Cruise
- No Alaska Cruise
- No trip to Florida
- No camping
- No friendship with Chris and Mindy
- No new deck
- No major weight loss
- No studio remodel
- No OBS system
- No graphics
- No pictures
- No videos
- No interviews
- No 93,000 sus-cribers contest
- No prizes from Crimson Creations
What do we have? Livestreams subtly begging for gift cards and presents. Will pretending that they go to church regularly and celebrate Christmas. The truth is Dawn doesn't get any gifts from her husband, so she's like a toddler sitting by the CHIMLEY opening up the only presents she gets from sus-cribers. They pretend to care about Jesus. They pretend to care about their sus-cribers. They pretend to care about Christmas. The truth is YITS only care about themselves.
Merry Grift-mas Everyone!
We love having new people participate. Feel free to continue to expose Will and Dawn for their lies and gluttony any time.
And the assist from our favorite half rodent/half woman @CrazySquirrelLady
With...
*Mike Ox Long and The Screaming Goat Band*
It's Yankee in the South!
Starring:
Will and Dawn Grace!
Denise420! *mumbles*
The Other Will!
Jabberjaw!
But not Chris and Mindy!
With "help" from Tony 5000!
Ladies and gentlemen:
@Its Got Flavur !
*walks down the stairs*
*points at crowd*
Thank you!
It's great to be here hosting YITS Sunday (& Every) Night Lies!
I've dreamed of hosting ever since I went to college and ran a factory and lived in Detroit and lived in the country and owned a lake house and a boat and a dragster.
We started the new year with not a ball drop, but balls being cut off.
Audience: *Oooooooh*
Will and Dawn were so selfish and insufferable that Chris and Mindy finally had enough of their boorish behavior and decided to no longer bankroll all of their couples' activities. While Dawn lost friends and money, she was happy because she gained a Jabberjaw puzzle.
"Landshark." No, wrong shark.
You may have forgotten, because it's been a few hours since Will reminded you, but Will and Dawn went to London and Paris. Will, Dawn and Will's sister Jamie shared a top floor, small room with three single beds and a tiny bathroom with washcloths for towels. London had Big Ben and big butts.
Will and Dawn went to castles, Picadilly Circus, and Stonehenge. They spent a few hours in Paris just long enough to get video of themselves in front of the Eiffel Tower for their travel open. While in Europe they ate at McDonald's, Hard Rock and other burger places. French fries count as French culture, right?
"You cheeky monkey!"
"Oh, Simon!"
Will and Dawn have spent too much time in Tennessee. How do I know? Because they think the weather in the southern U.S. is the same as London. It's the middle of winter and all Will and Dawn brought were windbreakers. Mr Research Will knew that Five Guys was the fastest growing burger chain in England but he didn't know enough to wear a winter coat in February/March. Freezing in the open air of a double decker bus.
They went to the National Gallery. Will saw artists he only knew because of TMNT, Ruh-noor (Renoir) and paintings with that "Van Gough look". At The Louvre Mr Religion didn't recognize"John Baptist". What did Dawn say after being exposed to all this culture? That she hated walking up all the stairs. Poor Dawn, working her feet to the bone.
"I tell ya. It's always something!"
It's not a bone, but Will worked a pole for Adam the Woo. Adam told Will to spin on a stripper pole inside a (short) bus. Faster than you can say "def-uh-nuh-ly", Will was on the pole looking like pork carnitas spinning on a skewer.
Back home in The Smokies, Will and Dawn took us to get new glasses, buy presents for their contests and to run errands they think is content. I can't wait for Will's colonoscopy vlog. Then Will's channel will truly be the YITS SHITS.
In 2023, Dawn celebrated her 50th birthday! Fifty years of working her fingers to the bone. Such great moments like not being able to cook anything over six minutes because that's only as high as the automatic buttons on her microwave go, trying to make The Rick Astley card stop playing music by putting it in the freezer and thinking that a million dollar life insurance policy costs a million dollars. That's 50 years of life experience.
To celebrate 50 years of contributing nothing of value, Will took her on a cruise. Not just any cruise, The MSC Seaside. The ship that just weeks before failed its sanitation inspection. Among the violations: housekeeping failed to clean vomit and fecal incidents and crew members touching food without washing hands. Delicious! Especially considering that Will and Dawn went to the buffet and...pretty much nothing else. 50-year-old Dawn enjoyed Nassoo, that famous port in the Bahamas.
*Puts both hands over nose*
Dawn's birthday has everything: an aircraft carrier, Gatorland and a another bleeping lighthouse. What's that you say? Those are Will's favorite things? Well, they did go to Universal Studios home of the new Velocicoaster (YITS didn't ride it), Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure (nope) and The Wizarding World of...I'm going to stop you right there. If it wasn't nostalgic, YITS didn't ride it. Luckily, Will let Dawn buy a Minion's popcorn bucket. He even helped her with opening it up because she couldn't figure it out how to open it. Some people have trouble with a Rubik's Cube; Dawn has trouble figuring out a popcorn bucket.
Who needs Dawn, when you have Denise? Will fawned over her when Denise came to The Smokies to see her daughter Jennifer team with The Million Dollar Man. Wait. No. I'm being told that was Andre the Giant. Nevermind. Denise's daughter actually graduated from college. No, Will, not your fake made up college, a real college with buildings and professors and things you've never seen before called "books".
To celebrate Jennifer being the only member of the family who's not a burden on society, Will and Dawn ate pizza. A very rare occurrence. You'd have to go to a really nice gas station before you'd see Will and Dawn eat more pizza. Or a pizza shack on a bike trail. Or in the snack bar connected to the climbing tower they call The Space Needle. There's always Big Daddy's. If Adam the Woo is in town, Dawn has to fawn all over him at the Mellow Mushroom. Then there was that time when Will, Dawn and Denise420 drove hours out of their way to go to....a Pizza Hut. I'm sure Dawn and Denise420 (who were wearing dark glasses inside for some reason) don't remember eating there but, trust me, they did. Not bad for people who don't like pizza. 2023: The Year of Absolutely No Pizza at All. Zero. None. Yucky. YITS hates it pizza and don't you forget it.
"He only had seven pork chops while rooting for 'Da Bears!'"
Christmas carol time:
The first Dawn well... We got to see the well that Dawn called home...well...fell into as a child. We also got to see her homes growing up, the shack where her grandfather sharpened chainsaws and the apartment where she left her water running and almost drowned her downstairs neighbor. Good times...unless you are the downstairs neighbor.
But back to Denise420. (I know Will thinks about her back.) Didn't he say that he hit on Denise that first night at The Roche Bar? Lucky for society she shut him down. Denise's daughter passed higher ed. If Will and Denise had a kid, it would only pass gas.
Will took Denise to The Applewood Farmhouse, Parrot Mountain and gave her the most comfortable bed in their Dirty Myrtle Love Shack. While unfurling the Murphy bed, Will said himself it was the most comfortable bed. How he knows that has scarred me more than Adam The Woo's friends-with-benefits charade with Daphne.
Will needed to take Denise to Dirty Myrtle because, he claimed, she had never been to the beach. A few weeks later, in Denise's home town, we see a beach! Will lied, probably to get his SIL in a swimsuit (a massive swimsuit, but a swimsuit nonetheless). There were a few days that weren't vlogged. They don't call the Murphy Bed a pullout bed for nothing.
There are times in history that are so significant you ask this question:
Where were you when Buckwheat was shot?
Where were you when Will, Dawn and Denise "almost got killed"?
The horror of an SUV high-centering in the median near the brand new Buc-ee's in Sevierville. You'd think Will would be excited, but the lines are too long even for brisket sandwedges (gasp!).
Will and Dawn went on an "uh-venture", driving all over the backroads, into Canada and down into New England and Mid-Atlantic states. No. I'm not doing that! It was boring as tit! They did nothing interesting. They even went to Salem, Massachusetts when everything was closed. Pointless. That's all you need to know.
Why couldn't Toonces have been driving Will and Dawn?
Mr Moneybags says they aren't going to stay again at the fanciest place in the world: The Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island. Apparently, Will has had enough of doilies everywhere and people who use their napkins. I look forward to the bike ride where they stop for ice cream, candy, taffy and then tell us how they are still on their diet.
Speaking of diet...I've gone longer not talking about it than Will and Dawn have. I don't know if you have heard but Will and Dawn are trying to lose weight. Will said they were only going to talk about it once, as long as you count August 2nd to right now as one time.
If talking about your diet caused you to lose weight, Will and Dawn would have lost 43lbs. Oh, that's what they claim to have lost? I could claim I lost a million dollars. Doesn't make it true. They look virtually the same and they have eaten sooooo much garbage. From eating passes at theme parks, fair food, ice cream, friend chicken, smothered pork chops, fritters, gas station pizza, Coney dogs and Krispy Kreme donuts. YITS have a calorie counting app on their phone. It doesn't count fat, sugar or salt. It also calculates your weight loss. They don't get on a scale. They just enter fake numbers and get fake results.
Will and Dawn inhaled Krispy Kreme 'Elf' themed donuts. They have never seen the movie 'Elf'. Dawn doesn't even know who Will Ferrell is. It's no 'Bunny PJs Movie'. They just wanted donuts. Some diet. YITS sit on a throne of lies and sugar and lard. Grifters! I know them!!
If only Will Ferrell had been on a TV show...
YITS has been "searching for Christmas." That basically means driving around looking at free lights or going to a theme park and looking at lights or going to a Christmas exhibit and missing 80% of the references. Will decided to copy his vlogging heroes by going to a hillbilly junkyard for 50 minutes of drugged out puns. Merry Christ-meth, everyone!
Will took us to his old elementary school. He doesn't remember math or English. All he remembers is having a Transformer toy confiscated at school. It's no surprise Will doesn't remember learning. Because he didn't learn anything. The sign said "Burger School". Will would have paid attention if it was hamburger school.
That's some weird and wild stuff...
We got to drive through the saddest light display ever. At least Denise and Dawn enjoyed the pretty colors. Even during the December 17, 2023 Sunday Livestream Will said Dawn has seen a lot of things in the sky. I'm sure she does. Whoa...
So as 2023 comes to a close, what about the things we didn't see?
- No Dis-uh-ney Cruise
- No Alaska Cruise
- No trip to Florida
- No camping
- No friendship with Chris and Mindy
- No new deck
- No major weight loss
- No studio remodel
- No OBS system
- No graphics
- No pictures
- No videos
- No interviews
- No 93,000 sus-cribers contest
- No prizes from Crimson Creations
What do we have? Livestreams subtly begging for gift cards and presents. Will pretending that they go to church regularly and celebrate Christmas. The truth is Dawn doesn't get any gifts from her husband, so she's like a toddler sitting by the CHIMLEY opening up the only presents she gets from sus-cribers. They pretend to care about Jesus. They pretend to care about their sus-cribers. They pretend to care about Christmas. The truth is YITS only care about themselves.
Merry Grift-mas Everyone!
