Congratulations to @curious_penguin for coming up with the very creative y'know what I'm sayin'? It's like...y'know what I mean?
And thanks to @WesterunCoaster for the helping out with...oh, thanks Marie Bruzdowski. You didn't have to do that.
Before we begin we should thank @MountainQueen for the artwork.
This is the bestest...I mean the most talentedest...the most beautifulest painting we've seen in...well... it's been a minute.
Is it time to recap already? I had to look back at check. Seriously. What the duck did they do?
Did you know that they went on a cruise? Oh, you did? Did you know it was New Years? Oh, you knew that, too. On the good side, it stopped Will from mentioning England. On the downside is that - gasp - at least the food in England is better than anything in a Sevier County gas station.
For starters Will and Dawn took on a trip through what's new in Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg. There was literally nothing new and no real information. Just Will repeating things he's said many times before and lying about things he didn't know. Will said that the Titanic Frozen Custard Attraction was opening up in a few weeks. He was shocked that there was inventory already on the shelves. Weeks was actually a couple of days, but that doesn't stop Will from pulling things out of his ass. Even funnier when AIOT already did a thorough preview and the of owners wouldn't let Will stick his head in the door until the grand opening. When YITS did waddle in, they called custard "ice cream". No surprise why AIOT is quickly closing in on YITS and should be passing them and getting the coveted plastic YouTube plaque.
Looking back over the past few weeks, most everything YITS covered is food: Pizza Roma (weeks after AIOT), Cracker Barrel, El Machete, a huge bag from Wing Stop, custard and gas station pizza and burgers. All staples of any weight loss program.
Will says they walk and "work out". Please. All they do is lift the fork. Will's face is getting fatter again. Notice how they haven't lied lately about how much weight they have lost? They may try to lie again, but the results are as plain as the extra chin growing on his face.
Lately YITS has taken to reviewing the finest food at gas stations. It started at Buc-ee's and has spread to Casey's Pizza and Calloway's burgers and chicken fingers. Will got a double cheeseburger, a side of Mac and cheese and a SECOND side of Mac and cheese with bacon on top of it. The bacon wasn't even cooked into the Mac and cheese. There was just a big pile of bacon on top. Will justified it by saying it's locally made. Obviously no one in the Smokies grows local broccoli or apples. Only bacon and cheeseburgers.
One video didn't revolve around food: going RV shopping. Why not just go shopping for yachts? You can't afford those either.
According to Will they are getting some work done on the house. After looking at appliances, it turns out that they are getting their basement cleaned and organized. That's not something you can do yourself? Why did they look at appliances? I hope they drag the broken down pickup away. YITS are so lazy they can't even clean their own house.
This is going to be the shortest recap because this is the laziest YITS has ever been. I know I say this every time, but this time - wow - all they did was eat.
YITS is preparing to go on yet another trip to Florida. This time Mama Sidelines is paying. Will "booked" a timeshare. Which makes me think he booked his mom's name. She'll do the "seminar" and then they'll stay at the two separate places for the "free trial". I'm telling you, it's something like that. Notice he didn't use term "pay"? Will is such a liar.
However, Will is preparing us for more of the same: Gatorland, I-Drive and walking around Celebration hoping to get a Wiff of Adam the Woo's farts.
And thanks to @WesterunCoaster for the helping out with...oh, thanks Marie Bruzdowski. You didn't have to do that.
Before we begin we should thank @MountainQueen for the artwork.
This is the bestest...I mean the most talentedest...the most beautifulest painting we've seen in...well... it's been a minute.
Is it time to recap already? I had to look back at check. Seriously. What the duck did they do?
Did you know that they went on a cruise? Oh, you did? Did you know it was New Years? Oh, you knew that, too. On the good side, it stopped Will from mentioning England. On the downside is that - gasp - at least the food in England is better than anything in a Sevier County gas station.
For starters Will and Dawn took on a trip through what's new in Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg. There was literally nothing new and no real information. Just Will repeating things he's said many times before and lying about things he didn't know. Will said that the Titanic Frozen Custard Attraction was opening up in a few weeks. He was shocked that there was inventory already on the shelves. Weeks was actually a couple of days, but that doesn't stop Will from pulling things out of his ass. Even funnier when AIOT already did a thorough preview and the of owners wouldn't let Will stick his head in the door until the grand opening. When YITS did waddle in, they called custard "ice cream". No surprise why AIOT is quickly closing in on YITS and should be passing them and getting the coveted plastic YouTube plaque.
Looking back over the past few weeks, most everything YITS covered is food: Pizza Roma (weeks after AIOT), Cracker Barrel, El Machete, a huge bag from Wing Stop, custard and gas station pizza and burgers. All staples of any weight loss program.
Will says they walk and "work out". Please. All they do is lift the fork. Will's face is getting fatter again. Notice how they haven't lied lately about how much weight they have lost? They may try to lie again, but the results are as plain as the extra chin growing on his face.
Lately YITS has taken to reviewing the finest food at gas stations. It started at Buc-ee's and has spread to Casey's Pizza and Calloway's burgers and chicken fingers. Will got a double cheeseburger, a side of Mac and cheese and a SECOND side of Mac and cheese with bacon on top of it. The bacon wasn't even cooked into the Mac and cheese. There was just a big pile of bacon on top. Will justified it by saying it's locally made. Obviously no one in the Smokies grows local broccoli or apples. Only bacon and cheeseburgers.
One video didn't revolve around food: going RV shopping. Why not just go shopping for yachts? You can't afford those either.
According to Will they are getting some work done on the house. After looking at appliances, it turns out that they are getting their basement cleaned and organized. That's not something you can do yourself? Why did they look at appliances? I hope they drag the broken down pickup away. YITS are so lazy they can't even clean their own house.
This is going to be the shortest recap because this is the laziest YITS has ever been. I know I say this every time, but this time - wow - all they did was eat.
YITS is preparing to go on yet another trip to Florida. This time Mama Sidelines is paying. Will "booked" a timeshare. Which makes me think he booked his mom's name. She'll do the "seminar" and then they'll stay at the two separate places for the "free trial". I'm telling you, it's something like that. Notice he didn't use term "pay"? Will is such a liar.
However, Will is preparing us for more of the same: Gatorland, I-Drive and walking around Celebration hoping to get a Wiff of Adam the Woo's farts.
