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Sometimes vegan (eats flesh and dairy while on holiday - which is twice a week even during covid) and allegedly a wellness infuencer who was signed gleam futures.

Was engaged to Joe Woodward, the son of the rugby coach Sir Clive Woodward but they broke up during lockdown - maybe due to her hiding peanut butter from him and freaking out over wanting toast. Doesn't really stand for anything, will advertise anything. Although will never declare freebies or affiliate links. Thinks influencers are gross and she's better than other influencers. Drives a gifted jaguar to press trips and gifted yoga breaks. Doesn't use public transport - takes taxis everywhere and refuses to wear a mask even when sick.

Her second engagement was to Dublin based Business Mentor and Life Coach Jamie White, they spent some time in Bali together but the relationship appears to have ended not long after attending a couples retreat that included cock worship.
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  1. chandlercheesecake

    Niomi Smart #5 Onwards, upwards, but not Woodwards

    Continuing from here - https://tattle.life/threads/niomi-smart-4-where-did-joey-goey.8941/page-51 Title thanks to @El-la RECAP: Niomi has pretty much confirmed that her and Joe have split, with Joe being the one to break the engagement off. She has been keeping herself busy, hanging out with...
  2. Oohthedrama

    Niomi Smart #4 where did Joey goey?

    Title thanks to @lilamay 😂 so what’s happening with Niomi? bitch is mad and it shows. 🤣😂 she totally got dumped. and while we all sympathise 😬 it’s nice to finally get an answer. So long joe, but look on the bright side niomi, your thread is on FIRE and your Instagram engagement has never been...
  3. B

    Niomi Smart #3 Trouble in paradise, did Joey flee? We don't know yet but await the fennel tea!

    New Thread! Had to take out the iconic fennel tea line as i'd run of of space but thankyou to @lilamay. Recap - - More boring vlogs about her boring perfect life, though she did ask a friend to be a bridesmaid. - Moved into her brother in laws flat in London with Joe, went ham redecorating...
  4. earlgrey

    Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back

    TLDR / Recap Niomi is as boring as ever. The most 'exciting' thing to happen was a weird editing glitch in a video where she started talking and messed up her words so stopped and her face went completely emotionless but she forgot to cut it out. Her diet is worryingly restrictive and it...
  5. emmer_moans

    Niomi Smart - Fake Vegan Selling Harmful Toxic Petrochemical Products

    Adding a thread for Niomi. Discuss here ? I must admit I'm a bit bored of Niomi's content. Her recent video on Brixton really only showed the gentrified parts rather than the well known and loved cultural gems. I do believe Niomi, as one of the Instagram/YT set, lives in a curated bubble of...