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Sometimes vegan (eats flesh and dairy while on holiday - which is twice a week even during covid) and allegedly a wellness infuencer who was signed gleam futures.

Was engaged to Joe Woodward, the son of the rugby coach Sir Clive Woodward but they broke up during lockdown - maybe due to her hiding peanut butter from him and freaking out over wanting toast. Doesn't really stand for anything, will advertise anything. Although will never declare freebies or affiliate links. Thinks influencers are gross and she's better than other influencers. Drives a gifted jaguar to press trips and gifted yoga breaks. Doesn't use public transport - takes taxis everywhere and refuses to wear a mask even when sick.

Her second engagement was to Dublin based Business Mentor and Life Coach Jamie White, they spent some time in Bali together but the relationship appears to have ended not long after attending a couples retreat that included cock worship.
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  1. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #24 Not-So-SmartSkin, posing naked to prove I’m thin, Joe put our photos in the bin

    New thread you guys! The winning title by @AliceInUnderpants 🎉🥳🎉🎉 with 48 votes, slightly changed because Tattle doesn't accept very long titles. (Original: Not-So-SmartSkin, hanging on boats to prove I’m thin, Joe’s put all photos of us in the bin) (Extra)Special mention to the second title...
  2. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #23 The chronicles of Nio-Me, Myself and I

    New thread ladies and gentlemen <3 Title by: @palmer :love: I don't think Niomi would still relevant if it wasn't for us tattlers!! Recap: - a thousands Ads with Dior with the most cringy poses ever - Dior just sent her a 2k £ bag and she just wants to cry.. We want to cry too Nimbobs wa...
  3. coriander

    Niomi Smart #22 Vinyasa flow, not over Joe, 6am walks with nowhere to go

    New thread! Thanks @Pundertaker for the title :ROFLMAO: Would anyone like to do a recap?
  4. judgejohndeed

    Niomi Smart #21 I'm a YewChewber. I'm an Influenca.

    Title by @Ramster93! Anyone want to do a recap?
  5. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #20 I’m on the right path, I manifested him in the bath

    Thanks @judgejohndeed for the thread's name with 50 votes ;) I'm reposting this genius post by @PreciousVenus as a recap of the last thread... it's the most liked post and it made me wet myself 😂 Last thread link <3
  6. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #19 It’s not sustainable but I love it

    Thread title by @judgejohndeed with 58 votes 😉 Nothing much happened to be honest I don't really know what to put as a recap for the last thread.. this is the best recap by @palmer : "... we're 11 weeks into 2021 and Niomi has posted a total of 3 videos since the new year, including two...
  7. Yel

    Niomi Smart #18 I ain't hungry, but I sure am thirsty

    Thread title by @Pundertaker I'm not sure if that much happened in the last thread, nimbobs had some baths and overshared? Then there was some chat on bean burgers. Most liked of last thread -...
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  8. StephenTJackson

    Niomi Smart #17 I’m not an influencer! But please buy these vitamins and mop

    NEW THREAD - from a post by @sitkx that @judgejohndeed said would be a good thread title.
  9. Shutterbug99

    Niomi Smart #16 Why am I hungry I had a banana, and why is Freddie following Anna?

    Thanks to @bolimepipi for the thread title! I can't say Nims has done anything of note to warrant a recap, but here goes: Lockdown has been spent prancing around the tacky mansion in various states of undress. Nims is still heartbroken and madly manifesting, while Joey is shacked up with 'cool...
  10. whatktdid

    Niomi Smart #15 Felt cute, might spread Covid later

    Congrats on the winning thread title @Jackie Daytona! 🎉 Anyone able to create a summary of Niomi's superspreading ways from the last thread?
  11. palmer

    Niomi Smart #14 wearing a mask is such a drag, but have you seen my calfskin mulberry bag?

    Title by @bolimepipi! Not much has changed since the last thread. Niomi still won't wear a mask, although she now gets paid to advertise "ethical" masks for the rest of us to wear. Oh and she's finally treated herself to something nice (because she never gets nice things otherwise!): a very...
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  12. Yel

    Niomi Smart #13 wallpaper of books in the study, no real books

    thread title inspired by @imsorryabtthisacct after the Smart family study Thread 12 roundup Time heals all wounds. I'm all healed, I've moved on and I'm genuinely happy! I turned it on its head and wouldn't allow it to ruin me! 10 seconds later: Passive aggressive post on Joe being an...
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  13. judgejohndeed

    Niomi Smart #12 Back at home drinking alone, dressing sexy with no one to bone

    Winning title courtesy of @Tshads404 !
  14. judgejohndeed

    Niomi Smart #11 posing like a baddie, snogging dettol daddy, but Nimbobs is still saddy

    Winning title by @Gflo93! Niomi Smart #11 posing like a baddie, snogging dettol daddy... come on Nimbobs we know you’re still saddy (had to shorten to make it fit :()
  15. palmer

    Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze

    New thread for Niomi "Putting Myself First" Smart Title by @sarah17020661 The list of people Nimbob has been socializing with (despite COVID guidelines) keeps growing: Her mom, Verity Her stepdad, Paul Her little sister, Daisy May Her grandma, Terrina Terrina's husband, Ian Her aunt, Holly...
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  16. StephenTJackson

    Niomi Smart #9 Self love from above. Is she a loon? No it's the moon.

    NEW THREAD, title from @Coldfeet.
  17. StephenTJackson

    Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales

    NEW THREAD. Title from @Taetae95 - I had to butcher the grammar for the title to make it fit.
  18. Yel

    Niomi Smart #7 by her Royal decree, Joey is free

    Thread title by @anonymousgossip I tried to fit this one in but it was too long: she’s not princess Diana and anyone who can take a bite of a raw unripened cucumber and look straight at the camera and say “delicious” is a psychopath that can move on from a long term relationship without...
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  19. Yel

    Niomi Smart #6 it’s smoothie bowl weather but they’re not together, feel new tea was the end of Joe’s tether

    Thread title by @judgejohndeed I'm not sure much happened on the last thread other than some good videos and pics. Niomi posted bikini photos and burnt some paper 🤷‍♀️ Let's not argue with each other over folic acid 😬
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  20. chandlercheesecake

    Niomi Smart #5 Onwards, upwards, but not Woodwards

    Continuing from here - https://tattle.life/threads/niomi-smart-4-where-did-joey-goey.8941/page-51 Title thanks to @El-la RECAP: Niomi has pretty much confirmed that her and Joe have split, with Joe being the one to break the engagement off. She has been keeping herself busy, hanging out with...
  21. Oohthedrama

    Niomi Smart #4 where did Joey goey?

    Title thanks to @lilamay 😂 so what’s happening with Niomi? bitch is mad and it shows. 🤣😂 she totally got dumped. and while we all sympathise 😬 it’s nice to finally get an answer. So long joe, but look on the bright side niomi, your thread is on FIRE and your Instagram engagement has never been...
  22. B

    Niomi Smart #3 Trouble in paradise, did Joey flee? We don't know yet but await the fennel tea!

    New Thread! Had to take out the iconic fennel tea line as i'd run of of space but thankyou to @lilamay. Recap - - More boring vlogs about her boring perfect life, though she did ask a friend to be a bridesmaid. - Moved into her brother in laws flat in London with Joe, went ham redecorating...
  23. Elle

    Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back

    TLDR / Recap Niomi is as boring as ever. The most 'exciting' thing to happen was a weird editing glitch in a video where she started talking and messed up her words so stopped and her face went completely emotionless but she forgot to cut it out. Her diet is worryingly restrictive and it...
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  24. emmer_moans

    Niomi Smart - Fake Vegan Selling Harmful Toxic Petrochemical Products

    Adding a thread for Niomi. Discuss here ? I must admit I'm a bit bored of Niomi's content. Her recent video on Brixton really only showed the gentrified parts rather than the well known and loved cultural gems. I do believe Niomi, as one of the Instagram/YT set, lives in a curated bubble of...