Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze

[palmer]

New thread for Niomi "Putting Myself First" Smart
Title by @sarah17020661

The list of people Nimbob has been socializing with (despite COVID guidelines) keeps growing:

1. Her mom, Verity
2. Her stepdad, Paul
3. Her little sister, Daisy May
4. Her grandma, Terrina
5. Terrina's husband, Ian
6. Her aunt, Holly Naomi Smart
7. Her cousin, Arabella Sky Cowan
8. Her best friend, Charlotte Bainbridge
9. Kelly Eastwood (aka the London Chatter, her new landlord)
10. Rosanna Falconer
11. Rosanna's husband
12. Venetia La Manna
13. Sarah Ann Macklin
14. Caggie Dunlop
15. Camilla Elphick
16. Lauren Clark (her Gleam manager)
17. Briony Gaffer (her other Gleam manager)
18. Bradley Simmonds (muscle guy)
19. The mysterious new guy she's gone on dates with (maybe multiple guys?)
20. Amelia Liana
21. Georgia Luisa Allegra Meramo (her photographer)
22. Georgia's boyfriend
23. Guy Hollis
24. Yasmine Cheikh

Plus:

1. hairdresser
2. facialist
3. yoga instructor
4. pilates instructor
5. clairvoyant
6. movers
7. barista

To be continued...

 

[emm]

New thread for Niomi "Putting Myself First" Smart
Title by @sarah17020661

The list of people Nimbob has been socializing with (despite COVID guidelines) keeps growing:

1. Her mom, Verity
2. Her stepdad, Paul
3. Her little sister, Daisy May
4. Her grandma, Terrina
5. Terrina's husband, Ian
6. Her aunt, Holly Naomi Smart
7. Her cousin, Arabella Sky Cowan
8. Her best friend, Charlotte Bainbridge
9. Kelly Eastwood (aka the London Chatter, her new landlord)
10. Rosanna Falconer
11. Rosanna's husband
12. Venetia La Manna
13. Sarah Ann Macklin
14. Caggie Dunlop
15. Camilla Elphick
16. Lauren Clark (her Gleam manager)
17. Briony Gaffer (her other Gleam manager)
18. Bradley Simmonds (muscle guy)
19. The mysterious new guy she's gone on dates with (maybe multiple guys?)
20. Amelia Liana
21. Georgia Luisa Allegra Meramo (her photographer)
22. Georgia's boyfriend
23. Guy Hollis
24. Yasmine Cheikh

Plus:

1. hairdresser
2. facialist
3. yoga instructor
4. pilates instructor
5. clairvoyant
6. movers
7. barista

To be continued...

not to mention anyone she was in contact with on her trip to Cambridge....

 

[Mtattl]

Hey the title winner was
@bolimepipi with 28 likes

''niomi smart #10 morning yoga and drinking with nazi snobs, you've been busy haven't you dimbobs''

 

[palmer]

Hey the title winner was
@bolimepipi with 28 likes

sorry it was too long to fit so i just went with the next one

 

[kitsune]

New thread for Niomi "Putting Myself First" Smart
Title by @sarah17020661

The list of people Nimbob has been socializing with (despite COVID guidelines) keeps growing:

1. Her mom, Verity
2. Her stepdad, Paul
3. Her little sister, Daisy May
4. Her grandma, Terrina
5. Terrina's husband, Ian
6. Her aunt, Holly Naomi Smart
7. Her cousin, Arabella Sky Cowan
8. Her best friend, Charlotte Bainbridge
9. Kelly Eastwood (aka the London Chatter, her new landlord)
10. Rosanna Falconer
11. Rosanna's husband
12. Venetia La Manna
13. Sarah Ann Macklin
14. Caggie Dunlop
15. Camilla Elphick
16. Lauren Clark (her Gleam manager)
17. Briony Gaffer (her other Gleam manager)
18. Bradley Simmonds (muscle guy)
19. The mysterious new guy she's gone on dates with (maybe multiple guys?)
20. Amelia Liana
21. Georgia Luisa Allegra Meramo (her photographer)
22. Georgia's boyfriend
23. Guy Hollis
24. Yasmine Cheikh

Plus:

1. hairdresser
2. facialist
3. yoga instructor
4. pilates instructor
5. clairvoyant
6. movers
7. barista

To be continued...

wow that makes me feel very sad, the last time I socialised with someone was my mum and dad and that was over a month ago. Luckily I have my husband and cat but I need to get out more, oh wait I'm not allowed anyone in my house or to go into anyone else's house, the pubs and restaurants are shut and I'm not allowed to travel out of my health board region. This also means nobody can come see me I'll just have to live vicariously through Nimbob.

 

[emm]

wow that makes me feel very sad, the last time I socialised with someone was my mum and dad and that was over a month ago. Luckily I have my husband and cat but I need to get out more, oh wait I'm not allowed anyone in my house or to go into anyone else's house, the pubs and restaurants are shut and I'm not allowed to travel out of my health board region. This also means nobody can come see me I'll just have to live vicariously through Nimbob.

If my cat is anything like yours they actually seems pissed of i am at home more I want one of these stupid infleuncers to be hit with a huge fine

 

[Callan]

I haven't seen my parents in person since March and we all live in NY.. she should be arrested and fined for her asshole egotistical behavior.

 

[coriander]

wow that makes me feel very sad, the last time I socialised with someone was my mum and dad and that was over a month ago. Luckily I have my husband and cat but I need to get out more, oh wait I'm not allowed anyone in my house or to go into anyone else's house, the pubs and restaurants are shut and I'm not allowed to travel out of my health board region. This also means nobody can come see me I'll just have to live vicariously through Nimbob.

Haven't been near my my mum or any indoor establishments since March, also living vicariously through Nimbob

 

[EGuyUK]

So now she's on a Bare Minerals workshop. They should ditch her.

 

[Coldfeet]

So now she's on a Bare Minerals workshop. They should ditch her.

Don't give up the day job Dimbobs. Oh hang on ..............

 

[EGuyUK]

So now she's on a Bare Minerals workshop. They should ditch her.

Oh and it's all gifted items. She must have so much gifted makeup?!

Including nude lipstick. What about her own one from another brand?

 

[bolimepipi]

Hey the title winner was
@bolimepipi with 28 likes

sorry it was too long to fit so i just went with the next one

thank you i appreciate the honorable mention

 

[Rosie19958]

Lurker here but just saw this on Jim's insta, when Marcus and Niomi were still a thing

 

[milanolo]

If autumnal queen Zoe is able to follow lockdown rules during one of her most favourite times of the year and function without her 3rd limb that is Mark, Niomi really has no excuse:

 

[Coldfeet]

Lurker here but just saw this on Jim's insta, when Marcus and Niomi were still a thing

Wow!!She really looks like Audrey Hepburn there!

 

[Ama123]

New thread for Niomi "Putting Myself First" Smart
Title by @sarah17020661

The list of people Nimbob has been socializing with (despite COVID guidelines) keeps growing:

1. Her mom, Verity
2. Her stepdad, Paul
3. Her little sister, Daisy May
4. Her grandma, Terrina
5. Terrina's husband, Ian
6. Her aunt, Holly Naomi Smart
7. Her cousin, Arabella Sky Cowan
8. Her best friend, Charlotte Bainbridge
9. Kelly Eastwood (aka the London Chatter, her new landlord)
10. Rosanna Falconer
11. Rosanna's husband
12. Venetia La Manna
13. Sarah Ann Macklin
14. Caggie Dunlop
15. Camilla Elphick
16. Lauren Clark (her Gleam manager)
17. Briony Gaffer (her other Gleam manager)
18. Bradley Simmonds (muscle guy)
19. The mysterious new guy she's gone on dates with (maybe multiple guys?)
20. Amelia Liana
21. Georgia Luisa Allegra Meramo (her photographer)
22. Georgia's boyfriend
23. Guy Hollis
24. Yasmine Cheikh

Plus:

1. hairdresser
2. facialist
3. yoga instructor
4. pilates instructor
5. clairvoyant
6. movers
7. barista

To be continued...

• Caggie Dunlop??

 

[openbook1]

• Caggie Dunlop??

Yes, they are friends.

 

[judgejohndeed]

She’s saying it like it’s a joke but...the face, she doesn’t think it’s a joke she loves herself so much it’s so weird!

 

[palmer]

She’s saying it like it’s a joke but...the face, she doesn’t think it’s a joke she loves herself so much it’s so weird!

Genuinely thought for a moment that the backlash from Friday night had finally had an impact on her and she was going to stop showing herself hanging out with people (to be clear -- I didn't think she would actually stop seeing people, but I did think she would avoid posting it online so openly). But NOPE!! Not even! She's still carrying on as normal and completely ignoring the backlash. She really doesn't care at all, does she? Complete slap in the face of her viewers. Such an arrogant, entitled witch.

 

[Tshads404]

She’s saying it like it’s a joke but...the face, she doesn’t think it’s a joke she loves herself so much it’s so weird!

So cringey... and my gosh she looks SO skeletal in those makeup application stories (and I don’t think it’s the contouring). So worrisome!