Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales

[StephenTJackson]

NEW THREAD. Title from @Taetae95 - I had to butcher the grammar for the title to make it fit.

 

[Whowhowho2020]

Another mask pic. Hi Niomi!

 

[bumblebee212]

Please send your thoughts and prayers to Niomi who's late for yoga! We hope you get through this difficult time, Niomi!!

 

[milanolo]

Please send your thoughts and prayers to Niomi who's late for yoga! We hope you get through this difficult time, Niomi!!

And this comes just after breaking two nails earlier this week. It's just tragedy after tragedy for our Niomi, how ever will she cope?

 

[CheshireLove]

Please send your thoughts and prayers to Niomi who's late for yoga! We hope you get through this difficult time, Niomi!!

Why is she always running late? She’s never on time!

All she has to go is hop from (I guess) Notting Hill Gate to Parsons Green. That’s it. And she’s late?

She wouldn’t survive in the real world.

 

[emm]

Why is she always running late? She’s never on time!

All she has to go is hop from (I guess) Notting Hill Gate to Parsons Green. That’s it. And she’s late?

She wouldn’t survive in the real world.

yet ahe always has the time to vlog about being late

 

[Rdhj]

Went to check what the benefits of the fennel tea are and I guess now we know why Niomi likes it so much and was sad that Joey didn't want to drink it. Besides some other therapeutic effects it can suppress appetite, relieve flatulence (from all those protein powder smoothies haha) anddd it is a libido booster for man!

 

[sarah17020661]

I wonder if there’s any double meanings here

 

[Buffalonian0809]

I am so over her at this point. She looks ridiculous posting about being late to yoga while there is a pandemic on, people are juggling commuting, work, family, etc. She is insufferable.

 

[kittymeowlondon]

hope joe is ok. he seems sweet.
i went to that coffee shop niomi went to cos its in my area and it is attached to an office and the barista is v v sweet.

 

[Ndep611]

I actually have a joe update. He was sitting in the pret by mornington crescent station this morning on his laptop. He looks back to his pre niomi days as he looked good and had his hair cut to how it was before lockdown.

 

[gossiper08]

I actually have a joe update. He was sitting in the pret by mornington crescent station this morning on his laptop. He looks back to his pre niomi days as he looked good and had his hair cut to how it was before lockdown.

Yay for joe!! I hope he finds someone better than niomi (which won’t be that hard)!

 

[PixelGirl]

I actually have a joe update. He was sitting in the pret by mornington crescent station this morning on his laptop. He looks back to his pre niomi days as he looked good and had his hair cut to how it was before lockdown.

You can see him briefly in his second Insta Story with the broken mirror

 

[Lockd0wn]

Oops! I hope hes not superstitious!

 

[kittymeowlondon]

Oops! I hope hes not superstitious!

i had an ex who punched mirrors so this is ok really....
can also signify a change or new start so good really.

 

[QueenDecember]

Oops! I hope hes not superstitious!

JOE IS ALIVE

 

[Lockd0wn]

JOE IS ALIVE

This made me lol

He is alive & looks pretty good to be fair!

 

[mg95]

I see Niomi’s balcony decor is long gone. Wonder if the mirror was a remnant. Maybe she has manifestation powers lol

 

[Over_this]

I actually have a joe update. He was sitting in the pret by mornington crescent station this morning on his laptop. He looks back to his pre niomi days as he looked good and had his hair cut to how it was before lockdown.

Oh my god- he really does look like his pre-Niomi days doesn’t he?! Good for him!

 

[Taetae95]

Wow! Whatever happened with them aside, Joe was looking more haggard as time went on so good for him if he's got some pep back