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Sometimes vegan (eats flesh and dairy while on holiday - which is twice a week even during covid) and allegedly a wellness infuencer who was signed gleam futures.

Was engaged to Joe Woodward, the son of the rugby coach Sir Clive Woodward but they broke up during lockdown - maybe due to her hiding peanut butter from him and freaking out over wanting toast. Doesn't really stand for anything, will advertise anything. Although will never declare freebies or affiliate links. Thinks influencers are gross and she's better than other influencers. Drives a gifted jaguar to press trips and gifted yoga breaks. Doesn't use public transport - takes taxis everywhere and refuses to wear a mask even when sick.

Her second engagement was to Dublin based Business Mentor and Life Coach Jamie White, they spent some time in Bali together but the relationship appears to have ended not long after attending a couples retreat that included cock worship.
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  1. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #29 miso happy, miso thin, miso single, miso dim!

    Happy 29th thread yaaall just as the number of Nimbob's years on planet earth.. Title thread by the amazing @Pundertaker inspired by @lilamay (almost 40 votes :love:) Special mention to: - Niomi Smart #29 Colon cleanses and #gifted cars can’t cure lonely Lie-omi by @Tshads404 😂 - Niomi Smart...
  2. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #28 Still smarting over dreamy Joe, giving fascist Forky a go.

    Good morning loves.. Time for a new pawfect thread! Thank you for the pawfect title @Hannah Banana and for the inspo @ILikeToWatch So the last thread was almost all about the WE away with her new fling the non official relationship reveal with Forky Bradley whateverhisnameis.. they spent the...
  3. Callan

    Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

    Hi friends, here's our new thread and a small recap for all the latest Niomi related excitement. - Seems that Niomi is still not over her broken engagement with her IG posts and stories that often seem targeted at dreamy Joey. - Heavily promoting her new fake bestie personal...
  4. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #26 More sponsored trips away, more opportunities for nimboobs on display.

    @ECH asked and @Hannah Banana delivered! Thank you for the amazing thread title! Recap: THE MOVE - THE VIDEO! Finally Princess NimBOOBs moved to the new house, and we haave been graced by a video about her meltdowns, how she's doing this alone (aka without a boyfriend because she did have a...
  5. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #25 Like a fried haired cockatoo, legally bland and talking poo

    No real thread titles were made but this last minute suggestion was really good so let's go with it! It's by @Coldfeet 😍 So recap.. oh man.. the recap of nothing! she went on a podcast blahblah she finally came back from her family holiday still no videos still minimum effort on instagram...
  6. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #24 Not-So-SmartSkin, posing naked to prove I’m thin, Joe put our photos in the bin

    New thread you guys! The winning title by @AliceInUnderpants 🎉🥳🎉🎉 with 48 votes, slightly changed because Tattle doesn't accept very long titles. (Original: Not-So-SmartSkin, hanging on boats to prove I’m thin, Joe’s put all photos of us in the bin) (Extra)Special mention to the second title...
  7. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #23 The chronicles of Nio-Me, Myself and I

    New thread ladies and gentlemen <3 Title by: @palmer :love: I don't think Niomi would still relevant if it wasn't for us tattlers!! Recap: - a thousands Ads with Dior with the most cringy poses ever - Dior just sent her a 2k £ bag and she just wants to cry.. We want to cry too Nimbobs wa...
  8. coriander

    Niomi Smart #22 Vinyasa flow, not over Joe, 6am walks with nowhere to go

    New thread! Thanks @Pundertaker for the title :ROFLMAO: Would anyone like to do a recap?
  9. judgejohndeed

    Niomi Smart #21 I'm a YewChewber. I'm an Influenca.

    Title by @Ramster93! Anyone want to do a recap?
  10. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #20 I’m on the right path, I manifested him in the bath

    Thanks @judgejohndeed for the thread's name with 50 votes ;) I'm reposting this genius post by @PreciousVenus as a recap of the last thread... it's the most liked post and it made me wet myself 😂 Last thread link <3
  11. LolitaBlah

    Niomi Smart #19 It’s not sustainable but I love it

    Thread title by @judgejohndeed with 58 votes 😉 Nothing much happened to be honest I don't really know what to put as a recap for the last thread.. this is the best recap by @palmer : "... we're 11 weeks into 2021 and Niomi has posted a total of 3 videos since the new year, including two...
  12. Yel

    Niomi Smart #18 I ain't hungry, but I sure am thirsty

    Thread title by @Pundertaker I'm not sure if that much happened in the last thread, nimbobs had some baths and overshared? Then there was some chat on bean burgers. Most liked of last thread -...
  13. StephenTJackson

    Niomi Smart #17 I’m not an influencer! But please buy these vitamins and mop

    NEW THREAD - from a post by @sitkx that @judgejohndeed said would be a good thread title.
  14. Shutterbug99

    Niomi Smart #16 Why am I hungry I had a banana, and why is Freddie following Anna?

    Thanks to @bolimepipi for the thread title! I can't say Nims has done anything of note to warrant a recap, but here goes: Lockdown has been spent prancing around the tacky mansion in various states of undress. Nims is still heartbroken and madly manifesting, while Joey is shacked up with 'cool...
  15. whatktdid

    Niomi Smart #15 Felt cute, might spread Covid later

    Congrats on the winning thread title @Jackie Daytona! 🎉 Anyone able to create a summary of Niomi's superspreading ways from the last thread?
  16. palmer

    Niomi Smart #14 wearing a mask is such a drag, but have you seen my calfskin mulberry bag?

    Title by @bolimepipi! Not much has changed since the last thread. Niomi still won't wear a mask, although she now gets paid to advertise "ethical" masks for the rest of us to wear. Oh and she's finally treated herself to something nice (because she never gets nice things otherwise!): a very...
  17. Yel

    Niomi Smart #13 wallpaper of books in the study, no real books

    thread title inspired by @imsorryabtthisacct after the Smart family study Thread 12 roundup Time heals all wounds. I'm all healed, I've moved on and I'm genuinely happy! I turned it on its head and wouldn't allow it to ruin me! 10 seconds later: Passive aggressive post on Joe being an...
  18. judgejohndeed

    Niomi Smart #12 Back at home drinking alone, dressing sexy with no one to bone

    Winning title courtesy of @Tshads404 !
  19. judgejohndeed

    Niomi Smart #11 posing like a baddie, snogging dettol daddy, but Nimbobs is still saddy

    Winning title by @Gflo93! Niomi Smart #11 posing like a baddie, snogging dettol daddy... come on Nimbobs we know you’re still saddy (had to shorten to make it fit :()
  20. palmer

    Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze

    New thread for Niomi "Putting Myself First" Smart Title by @sarah17020661 The list of people Nimbob has been socializing with (despite COVID guidelines) keeps growing: Her mom, Verity Her stepdad, Paul Her little sister, Daisy May Her grandma, Terrina Terrina's husband, Ian Her aunt, Holly...
  21. StephenTJackson

    Niomi Smart #9 Self love from above. Is she a loon? No it's the moon.

    NEW THREAD, title from @Coldfeet.
  22. StephenTJackson

    Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales

    NEW THREAD. Title from @Taetae95 - I had to butcher the grammar for the title to make it fit.
  23. Yel

    Niomi Smart #7 by her Royal decree, Joey is free

    Thread title by @anonymousgossip I tried to fit this one in but it was too long: she’s not princess Diana and anyone who can take a bite of a raw unripened cucumber and look straight at the camera and say “delicious” is a psychopath that can move on from a long term relationship without...
  24. Yel

    Niomi Smart #6 it’s smoothie bowl weather but they’re not together, feel new tea was the end of Joe’s tether

    Thread title by @judgejohndeed I'm not sure much happened on the last thread other than some good videos and pics. Niomi posted bikini photos and burnt some paper 🤷‍♀️ Let's not argue with each other over folic acid 😬
  25. chandlercheesecake

    Niomi Smart #5 Onwards, upwards, but not Woodwards

    Continuing from here - https://tattle.life/threads/niomi-smart-4-where-did-joey-goey.8941/page-51 Title thanks to @El-la RECAP: Niomi has pretty much confirmed that her and Joe have split, with Joe being the one to break the engagement off. She has been keeping herself busy, hanging out with...