eucalyptus

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Needed to grab a copy of this bad boy before she deletes it ;)
 
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Hi, gals. Me and my family is fine. Today I sat in a bomb shelter for the first time in my life. It wasn’t as scary as I thought, I was surrounded with awesome ppl and we laughed a lot (that’s also my coping mechanism). My cat acted like a hero, she was quiet and calm.
we are fighting, we are winning! 100K civilians joined an army!

I know you all from different countries here, I wanna say thank you, who shared posts on SM, who went to protests, went to supporting gatherings, made donations, signed petitions…!
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦💪🏻♥
 
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palmer

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Sorry slight OT -

I feel so stupid you guys. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I am now in the same boat as Niomi. Last week my partner of 6 years came home one night and broke up with me out of the blue. He packed up his bag and left that same night. We had been living together for 5 years and 4 years ago I moved across the world to a foreign country to follow him for his work. He completely blindsided me, he’d never mentioned he had any problems with our relationship until that night. We had also just renewed our lease literally just a few weeks ago, so there was no way I expected this. He said he caught feelings for his colleague. Why do men keep doing this?! The pain is excruciating. Please pray for me that I don’t end up in the same place as Niomi. I don’t know how the hell i’m going to heal from this. This is the biggest shock of my life and it’s pure agony. Will this leave me as fucked up as she still is all these years later?
 
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formerly_sitkx

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If anyone has any doubts about how fake, rehearsed, and staged the influencer life is, take a look at her verified Pinterest account and the pins she’s been saving in a folder called “Villa 1 shoot”. Then compare to the pics she's been posting on Instagram...

Her verified Pinterest:
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And if her Pinterest / the Villa board suddenly goes private, then you'll know they read here 100%
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This one's for the ancients on this thread :coronation::

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sitkx

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Besties,

Please join me on a Tattle Wellness Retreat.

First day schedule:
11:00am - A moderated forum with the following guests will take place
  • In conversation with Fredward Woodward: The spice rack that broke the camel’s back
  • In conversation with Charlotte: What went wrong // The bridesmaids proposal I wasn’t ready for
  • Special guest, Dettol Daddy: One coffee, one hidden packet of Splenda. How it started and how it ended
12:00pm - open bar Happy Hour


16:00 - carbohydrate buffet (Warning: as the event organizer, I HATE not being in control of my body, and I eat exclusively carbs. So if any form of vegetable is found on your person during the trip, you will be promptly escorted off the premises. No refunds.)

18:00- coffee hour & PowerPoint Presentations
  • Please join us at 6 for coffee (minimum 2 drink purchase per person required), followed by PP presentations by Niomi Smart. Presentations include “How to Lose Friends and Influence People”, “How to be a carbon villain”, along with fan favorite “I am NOT an influencer”

19:00 - Instagram feature presentation by Terrina titled “That was then & This is now”. Big Tezza will explore Dimbob’s greatest Instagram moments. Notable mentions include pizza night” and “✌🏼😗” with the mop hair.

20:00- Karaoke bar (special guest: Bradley Simmonds)
  • Bradley will be performing a medley of greatest hits, such as “Achy Breaky Fart”, “Wake me up when Niomi tags me”, “Smells like Niomi is hitting the Spirits”, “While my dignity gently weeps”, “Hellbent for Instagram exposure”, and others

21:00- Paint and Sip with Verity
  • Join us for a glass of wine and interior design lesson with Verity, where we will paint by numbers on a book-wallpaper while learning about Britain’s tackiest interiors

22:00- Happy Hour and Poetry reading with Special Guest Caggie. Poems include “Saturn is coming” and “The end is nigh”

23:00- End of day 1

Please sign up, spots are VERY limited. Cost is £35,000/person per night + taxes, organizational fees, accommodations and travel not included, food not included.


Special Thank You to our sponsors: Dettol, Farmacy, Mercedes Benz, and the National Rugby Association in partnership with the Woodwards.

See you there

#AD #Sponsored #Gifted #Sustainable #Plant-Based #vegan #fishtank #garage #Brixton #Sussex #OnwardNotWoodward #Anna #Fredward #Bridesmaids #WeeekendGetaway #SmartSwap #SmartSkin #LivingSmart #NOTanInfluencer #reducereuserecycle #mercedesbenz #veganinterior #Gleambot #JusticeforJoey
 
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CallItAsItIs

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TEA! Coming in pipin’ hot!
Donkey’s website now no longer mentions Nims.
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After:

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sydneybarrett

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Does anyone have an article about the rape that happened in Jamies club? Do we have proof of that?
Contrary to what Niomi says we are not creating narratives out of thin air. Since this site is being mentioned a lot in her comments (which I'm sure will lead people here to check her thread) & since every two days someone here questions his past I'll post it again.
These things have been posted here months ago and that is why we can't stand him - not because of his ginormous teeth but because he's a sexist, misogynistic freak. I'm sure there's bunch of other stuff out there but I'm too lazy (and grossed out) to look into it more.
So let's recap what kind of person her 'love' is (I'll put important quotes in spoilers):

"DUBLIN NIGHTCLUB TRAMCO is offering a free drink to customers who hand over their underwear at an event being held tonight.
The ‘Underwear Amnesty @ TRAMCO’ being run by Midnight Promotions says on its Facebook group that if customers hand over their underwear they will get a free drink. It comes two months after a 15-year-old girl alleged she was raped at a disco being held for Junior Certificate students at the same nightclub.
TheJournal.ie contacted Midnight Promotions for comment and was asked to forward questions by email.
TJ: Does it have to be underwear you’re wearing, or can you bring along a spare pair?
MP: We haven’t set any terms and conditions.
TJ: In light of the recent events at TramCo, where a 15-year-old girl alleged she was raped, do you think holding such an event at the same club is appropriate?
MP: No comment."
"THE promoters behind a controversial stunt at a Dublin nightclub have rejected claims by the Rape Crisis Centre that the stunt was "exploitative".
However, the Rape Crisis Centre called the stunt "exploitative and objectifying of sexuality", particularly because the nightclub was at the centre of an alleged sexual assault just three months ago.
Midnight promoter Jamie White, who organised the promotion, said the nightclub has undergone a change in staff and management since the alleged assault.
The Herald revealed how hundreds of youngsters exposed themselves and posed in a sexually explicit manner to attain a free drink.
They said they have received no complaints from locals and Mr White added that the Rape Crisis Centre was "wrong" to say it was exploitative."

His event was so brilliant that the nightclub ended up on court & almost lost their licence. And then he wonders how he ended up $1million in debt (yes newcomers, Niomi's 'love' was running his business so well that he ended up $1million in debt and no I'm not making this up I can show you proof of that too).

"A nightclub is to keep its late licence after management gave an undertaking not to allow a "knickers for liquor" promotion at the venue again.Tom Kavanagh, the receiver appointed to Tramco, agreed with Ms Cassidy that the promotion of "knickers for liquor" was regretted. The management accepted the event was wholly "inappropriate, undesirable and demeaning".
Meanwhile, a garda investigation is still continuing into an allegation by a 15-year-old girl that she had been raped in a cubicle in the men's toilets at Tramco last June."

"The step-by-step explainer suggests that the man should get his “prey” intoxicated by offering her some “shots” as “you want to establish that this isn’t love”. (...) Avoid kissing, bend her over and by all means – don’t look in her eyes! “When the job is done”, Strionska suggests getting the female who preferably has “low self-esteem and potential daddy issues” into a “taxi back to where ever the hell she is going”.
Jamark Ltd. owns both the CollegeTimes.ie and Midnight a promotional company, which is no stranger to controversy.
Midnight also runs an event called This is Thursdays – T.I.T. at Play Nightclub on D’Olier Street, Dublin, which invites girls to send them pictures of their cleavage to get a free pass to the club.
When TheJournal.ie contacted Jamie White of Midnight for a comment he said “go away” and refused to comment further."

"Irish parents are reportedly enraged after an Athlone nightclub decided to promote a sex themed party to coincide with Leaving Cert (SAT) results' night.
Raunchy rodeo games, a wet t-shirt contest
, and all-out drinking contests were among the attractions promised on flyers advertising the 'F**k Results' (...) a local politician described the night as marketing companies trying to "take advantage" of young students.
The night was the work of the now-notorious Midnight Promotions, a marketing company that is no stranger to controversy.
The company, which has been regularly accused of misogynism, sexism, and 'crossing the line' with its edgy promotions, also suffered a massive publicity fallout from a night it ran at another Dublin nightclub, Alchemy, whose poster was sub-titled "if you're not up for it, don't cum."
The company is also largely behind a new tabloid-esque college news website, according to the University Times. which largely features content about sex, drinking, and celebrity news."

"An advertisement aimed at Leaving Certificate students, which promised "five nights of savage drinks promos", has been found to be "an incitement to irresponsible consumption of alcohol". The advertisement by a company called Midnight Events was posted on the Bebo website and promised "drinking games", "beer bongs" and a €250 prize for "taking celebrating to the extreme".
Midnight Events promoter Jamie White said the complaints related to one of the first events it organised and it has since incorporated the Meas guidelines into their promotions.
"We are a young company, and this has been a learning experience for us," he said.
Meas also held that Midnight Events breached the code by suggesting an association between drinking and sexual prowess."

You'll notice that Jamie has a habit of doing something shitty, apologizing for it when called out & then a month later does something shitty again. Apologizes again. And on and on and onnn....
A massive backlash against the Midnight Productions company erupted after an advertisement was posted that contained the following ‘if you’re not up for it, don’t cum’.
In the wake of last weekends events in relation to the advertisement posters for ‘Monday’s at Alchemy‘, Midnight Promotions spokesperson Jamie White has issued an official apology on behalf of the company. "This whole situation has been a horrible slur on our image and our part a massive embarrassment."

If you think "oh he was younger then, surely he has grown as a person" - Nope! Here's a video he made years later bragging about Midnight.
From the video description: "Soon after I started college I wasn't impressed with the standard of Nightclub Events in Dublin. So I started hosting and manage some myself. I had the time of my life in this business..."


If you STILL wanna give him benefit of the doubt (🙄) then let me show you what kind of business he does in Bali.
You know we talked about that freak with five wives (Jamie's good friend). He has an organization called Awakened Dreamers and Jamie is part of the team that organizes the events for Dreamers.
Here's Edu aka Ritual Frequencies(🤢) thanking Jamie for being part of the team:

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Here's a little cameo by Toothy:

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The events they organize are very much like those he did with Midnight: sex, drugs, alcohol (& cults):

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So if this is what Bright tribe looks like then no thank you I'd rather stay in the shadowssss 💃
 
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LolitaBlah

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Well isn't this the most active thread for the most boring person ever on Tattle?
Welcome to the 33rd hunger games, I mean Nimbicile's worst nightmare, I mean Niomi Smart's Tattle thread!

Thread title by your faithful servant, LE me, by 71 votes, very grateful to you all.
Extra special mention to the one and only @laplusheureuse96 Vaccine expired, questionably attired, always looking dull and tired, very close second with 55 votes 👏:love::whistle:
And with 42 votes, third place goes to @M@rkth3shark Niomi Smart #33: Vaccine's expired, "delete" button's tired, perhaps more magic crystals are required :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

So.. The dreaded moment.. The recap.. I prepared this as we’re going, and every time I added a new point I thought that it couldn’t get worse… But oh it did!

Oh man.. here we go:
  • We discussed in the first 8 pages the one and only problem in the world, the tragic event that lasted the last 2 years.. nope not Covid. It's NioME's fu$$ing break up. Some comments were actually very nice and informative. Much appreciated ❤

  • Forky and Niomy went to a church event for Christmas and held a candle together. And posted it to their instagram stories because otherwise it never happened. And that's true love in 2021 between two very single friends who are forking and getting it done. You haters!!!

  • She got sick. And took one ☝🏻 day off. And felt angry about it. And made a whole insta post about it to inspire us to listen to our bodies. Terrina asked her in the comments if it was Covid. Her grandma.. And she kept posting sad posts about how sad it is to not run 35k because she's sick. And Brad disappeared during the whole thing. And my last brain cell just killed itself while I was writing this whole drama episode.

  • The AMAHHHZING @sitkx is doing recaps of previous Nimdumb's vlogmas videos.. and it's litcheraly the funniest thing on tattle!! 😂 it makes this recap blush in comparison! The master of this thread title goes to you dear. Thank you for the sacrifice!

  • She watched Lalaland and it gets her. every. single. time. I have absolutely litcherally no idea why? Do you Joey?

  • Speaking of good old DJ.. Oh man.. it's seems like not only he is still a free man who can eat peanut butter whenever he wants, but it seems like he's still with Anna Banana. Can you imagine the drama in Nimsad's shed? I mean house? Sad songs, sad lyrics, drama drama... As Rachel Green once said "Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic!"

  • Remember I said that she took one day off because she was sick? Well it turned to 2 days, then 3 and you guessed it.. she has fucking covid! the sweet @mg95 did the math and we think that, while sick, she's been in close contact with Forky, Charlotte, Big Tezza and Grandpa Ian, her cousin, her parents, younger sister, Charlotte and her party attendees, her tarot reader, the people at the retreat in Devon, her new friend with the dog.. But hey she's so grateful because it happened now and not during Christmas.. and ow she can't wait to go back to her normal social life, aka the 6am strolls in Joey's neighborhood and the weekend forking with you know who.

  • Her comments gets worse guys because, as people started questioning her covid timing and lack of awareness, it seems that she got only one dose of the vaccine and she actually thinks that her « vaccine expired » that’s why she got COVID… No comment. I mean. I can't. Like.. NO.

  • And because she has nothing else to do (her own words, not mine!), she has uploaded a video that nobody saw.. In a thread like this, that is SO on fire, the youtuber in question posts a video that we don't even discuss! I swear I don't even know what the title of the video is but hey... @sitkx will do us a recap next December!!

  • It seems like the new symptoms of covid are blocking people on IG or replying with: I tested negative and followed the government guidelines.




  • Covid or not covid, she always goes back to the one and only issue in her life. BEING HEARTBROKEN! So, Nimbicile keeps on insinuating that Joe cheated on her.. by eating peanut butter I guess? because that's cheating too for Niomi no? But seriously... What a dilemma. Please vote on the poll and give us you opinion about this matter that nobody cares about.

Well guys, I'm gonna follow Nimdim's own life advice and make this all about myself: I had my 3rd dose this afternoon and I can’t type anymore with the pain in my arm 😭 So I'm gonna stop here sorry guys!

Oh shit I almost forgot the best part:
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Oh moon!
 
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I suppose now is a good time as any to post some inside scoop, given that "Smart Skin" has gone bust...

I was one of the "muses" picked for the original photo shoot. At the time I'd been following Niomi since her Notting Hill era and completely bought into the lifestyle - though not the vegan part, as, unsurprisingly, she didn't win me over with her unappealing recipes.

So, I don't know if you all remember this, but at the time, she put out a casting call for her muses, asking us to share our stories and that's how we were picked. In the application we had to share our socials - I suspect this was how Niomi picked her "muses". We turn up on the day, there were two shoots, a morning and afternoon with a crossover between both groups around lunch.

The morning team had completed their individual shoots, there was a team lunch and most of the girls there were not vegan, so we shared quite a few glances over the small platter that had been put out consisting of basically rabbit food ...

Then came the group shots and interviews.

As you'd expect, each woman had an inspiring story to tell about what they were an advocate for, things that they had accomplished (academically and in career) etc. Niomi conducted "interviews" with each one of these women, filmed and recorded for part of the promo of Smart Skin and basically why most of them had applied in the first place - exposure via Niomi's platform.

So colour me surprised, when these videos never came to light, nor the stories of these muses ever told. A couple months after the release of Smart Skin it became very obvious to me that Niomi's intentions had never been to share each one of their stories, but rather use this as an opportunity to show "diversity". If Nimbobs had the ability to make friends with people from different backgrounds, I am sure that she would have used them in her shoot instead of randoms. The moment that realisation hit me, I unfollowed her on Instagram and became a full time luker on here. ;)

Anyway, I'm sure each one of those girls are going on to accomplish far more than Niomi has managed!

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For more juicy bits:

- Niomi is a lot smaller in real life. Both in height and size. I'd estimate her to be 5'5". (I'm 5'6" and she was just a smidge shorter).
- She's also quite plain looking. If you want a true indication of how she looks in real life, refer to her Smart Skin - bare, no makeup face.
- Light makeup was applied to all the muses for the shoot .... 👀
- Her managers (from Gleam) were stalking the social medias of all the girls to make sure that we weren't leaking the "top secret" project 🙄
- We were paid in the region of £100 + travel expenses, so at least we received some compensation for our time lol
- Joe was there that day, but arrived later on in the afternoon. He'd been "out with friends".
- He and Niomi sat together on the couch etc but did not seem entirely comfortable - I'm quite intuitive and their energy seemed a bit off for an engaged couple.
- He spent most of his time there on his laptop but didn't interact with anyone else but Niomi and her team.
- I believe the time of the shoot coincided with their move to London, or just before - I need to fact check this.

Watching them interact was my indication that something was not right. I was already on GG for other "gurus" but came across Tattle and started silently following the thread to see if what I suspected would happen. And lo and behold, in just over a month, just before the launch on Smart Skin, the break up had happened!

It's been a ride for sure!

This is all I can think of, off the top of my head...
 
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sydneybarrett

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Niomi's love life reminds me of the horse drawing meme people use for tv shows which declined in quality through seasons, in her case:
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sydneybarrett

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Someone earlier on this thread said we should make Niomi's new book cover so I made some adjustment to Eat Pray Love:

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hope others give it a try too, I know you guys can make way funnier ones 😈
 
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sitkx

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I got a very cold vibe from their relationship which was from watching her channel, it didn't look believable that they were that into each other.
yeah and also they acted almost like strangers, especially whenever serious questions came up. The thing that comes to mind is their video about moving to India, that entire thing is such a mess. I can't resist pulling it apart lol




The video starts off on a horribly awkward note. Joey says "so this is...this is what you do. This is it."
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(Niomi's I AM NOT AN INFLUENCER video coming in 3...2...1...)

Joey then proceeds to say with much chagrin, "this is....nice. Maybe I'll --"
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Niomi finishes his sentence with " -- get used to this? No."
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(Niomi smiling through the resentment)

Joey then explains what the role in India is, and concludes with: "But most of all, I'm just so thrilled that you're excited for it as well..."
Niomi, in the most insincere tone: "OFCOSSSS"

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(the face you make when saying something you really don't mean)


Niomi says that when she told her friends the news, her friends assumed it would be NY, LA, or Sydney, to which Niomi told them "no0o0o...", with the tone of voice that implies "I fucking wish it was"
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(Joe realizing he'll never hear the end of it, as Niomi complains about it being India rather than NY, LA, or Sydney)

NiomI: "last year Freddie your brother was in my vlogs rather than you 🙂🙃🙂🙃Cause Joey was in India!!!" *crazed look*
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Some of you might think I'm reading too much into this, but over time Niomi stopped referring to Freddie as Freddie, and started referring to him as "Joey's brother", which seems to be some weird passive-aggressive choice
Joey tells the viewers why he loves India and Niomi makes this face:
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(That's the "Sure Jan" face)

Niomi says she was really surprised there were a lot of vegan places in INDIA. Let that sink in. "I didn't realize veganism was that much of a thing out there. I did A LOT of research".

She shows a map of Mumbai with all the places she wants to visit. "Oh look I tagged a bakery for you, cause you LOVE bread. He loves bread...", she shrugs and says in the most judgmental tone she could muster.
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(Niomi confused at how anyone on Earth could love bread. God forbid)

After some more explanations, Niomi says "don't worry, it's not like we're gonna pack our bags and move to India forever. We'll be back here for the summers.......RIGHT????...I don't know..."
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(Niomi panicking that she'll be in India "forever")

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(Joe realizing he's gonna have to propose)

Niomi then panics and turns to Joey and AGAIN asks pleadingly "I don't know. RIGHT?" (about coming back to UK for the summers)
To which Joey bravely and cockily says "I don't know."
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(Legend says Joey lost all his bread rations for that week, and also his peanut butter privileges)

Imagine sitting down to film a video about moving to India, never once having discussed the terms of their move with one another.

The video ends with Joe saying "I'm excited", Niomi replies "I'm excited too", after which the camera cuts, and she repeats "No...it will be great...", like a mantra that she doesn't believe in.
 
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Callan

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He had to google the answer... this guy legit cannot say anything specific on his own, or define or explain a single thing using what's in his head.

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