Niomi Smart #13 wallpaper of books in the study, no real books

[Yel]

thread title inspired by @imsorryabtthisacct after the Smart family study

Thread 12 roundup

• Time heals all wounds. I'm all healed, I've moved on and I'm genuinely happy! I turned it on its head and wouldn't allow it to ruin me! 10 seconds later: Passive aggressive post on Joe being an asshole.
• Says she's romantic and impractical
• Lot's rated her emotional healing video, some thought she still wasn't being open while talking about having nowhere to go while strolling around the family mansion and 800k in the bank.
• The pre-fame wannabe photos are cringe.
• She somehow managed to overdo it
• Never stop learning. Stay curious.
• Only an octopus is using her hashtag
• Joe follows some interesting accounts
• Niomi is making covid bubbles like kids toys

 

[Tshads404]

That account Joe started following is an offshoot of @watts and @love.watts- basically an art curating platform. Here’s an article about it:

Still weird, but slightly more cultured

 

[Coldfeet]

So- despite saying she was going to eat outside in roll neck jumper, heeled boots and MAYBE some freebie ( dreaded) tights a complete load of cobblers. Then the oh so aware comment yuk!!

 

[TamaraSz]

Joe being gay and finally coming out would just perfectly explain what happened and how it happened. Although of course it is just my wild theory Niomi saying she was blindsided, seeing some signs but didn't realize there was really a problem, Joe desperately trying to keep up the pretense, engaging her etc. and commenting "hottie' just the day before the breakup, waiting until after the last minute to tell her it was over, her calling the breakup a real trauma ...

 

[Coldfeet]

Joe being gay and finally coming out would just perfectly explain what happened and how it happened. Although of course it is just my wild theory Niomi saying she was blindsided, seeing some signs but didn't realize there was really a problem, Joe desperately trying to keep up the pretense, engaging her etc. and commenting "hottie' just the day before the breakup, waiting until after the last minute to tell her it was over, her calling the breakup a real trauma ...

Or he might have suggested a ménage à trois- just saying

 

[coriander]

So- despite saying she was going to eat outside in roll neck jumper, heeled boots and MAYBE some freebie ( dreaded) tights a complete load of cobblers. Then the oh so aware comment yuk!!

Out of all the good restaurants in London, she goes to the Ivy was it free?

 

[bolimepipi]

Joe being gay and finally coming out would just perfectly explain what happened and how it happened. Although of course it is just my wild theory Niomi saying she was blindsided, seeing some signs but didn't realize there was really a problem, Joe desperately trying to keep up the pretense, engaging her etc. and commenting "hottie' just the day before the breakup, waiting until after the last minute to tell her it was over, her calling the breakup a real trauma ...

that's actually not such a crazy theory. if it's true, that truly must have been very traumatic both both of them!!

Out of all the good restaurants in London, she goes to the Ivy was it free?

she wrote that they took very good care of them, so probably

 

[coriander]

Joe being gay and finally coming out would just perfectly explain what happened and how it happened. Although of course it is just my wild theory Niomi saying she was blindsided, seeing some signs but didn't realize there was really a problem, Joe desperately trying to keep up the pretense, engaging her etc. and commenting "hottie' just the day before the breakup, waiting until after the last minute to tell her it was over, her calling the breakup a real trauma ...

Ooh wild speculation but who knows! I don't think he is but in my experience a lot of good looking guys do eventually come out as gay haha, not all of them but quite a significant number. Would make sense!

 

[Lotta]

Hi guys, I have now gone through almost all threads until my eyes turned red and square, but I still haven't managed to find who Dettol Daddy is. Help! Is he a new fling of Dimbobs? Can anyone enlighten me, pretty please?!

 

[Coldfeet]

Hi guys, I have now gone through almost all threads until my eyes turned red and square, but I still haven't managed to find who Dettol Daddy is. Help! Is he a new fling of Dimbobs? Can anyone enlighten me, pretty please?!

Charl Malan

 

[judgejohndeed]

I don’t think he’s gay if only because of the influx of girls in bikinis he followed after the break up. But also I would like to think Niomi would be a bit less venomous about the whole thing if him being gay was the reason they broke up

 

[Shutterbug99]

Winning thread title is: Patient Zero's back in the city. Nims is 'healed' but her attitude's crappy. Submitted by @Pundertaker Can this please be changed? @Yel (NBD, I just like the rhyming threads, and this one had the most likes).

Hi guys, I have now gone through almost all threads until my eyes turned red and square, but I still haven't managed to find who Dettol Daddy is. Help! Is he a new fling of Dimbobs? Can anyone enlighten me, pretty please?!

He's Nims rebound guy, at least we're pretty sure. She hasn't 'announced' him on her socials yet, but they have posted photos from similar locations at similar times, and there may have been an 'in person' sighting of them on a romantic stroll.

 

[Coldfeet]

I don’t think he’s gay if only because of the influx of girls in bikinis he followed after the break up. But also I would like to think Niomi would be a bit less venomous about the whole thing if him being gay was the reason they broke up

With her very limited vocabulary, she would just say, 'You're gay? Pahhhfect. So so glad you're happy'

 

[Buffythechosenone]

I definitely think Joe is trolling us with the latest account that he followed (the dinosaur dick one). I think he or a friend of his regularly read this forum and decided to spice it up.

 

[EGuyUK]

Look what arrived today! I have been influenced, hahahahahaha. Unfortunately I'm just enabling her

 

[TamaraSz]

I cant wait for Joe to spill the beans, Joey please pretend you are a new female member on here who knows them

 

[Moreactionplease]

I cant wait for Joe to spill the beans, Joey please pretend you are a new female member on here who knows them

I don’t think Joey has balls to do it, but Freddie on the other hand..........that could actually happen

 

[Fernweh.Cheetah]

The account that Joe followed just accepted me. Now I know what he into

 

[Vogueish]

We’re begging for some real gossip at this point, please Joe/Freddie

 

[Coldfeet]

So if Joanna or Frederika show up- juicy goss!!