New Zealand Influencers Gossip Forum

Winning thread title goes to @snarkersusie Your prize is a no expenses paid trip to Hobsonville for a one-on-one spelling lesson with Simone, congratulations! Just devine 🙌🏼

We open our Thread #43 recap with Officially Em who continues to complain about the cost of living to try stay relatable to the majority of her followers, but fails to mention her massive monthly income from patreon and their newly-built-3-years-ago rental in Hamilton. Her children continue to...

Picking up from where we left off: Katie Hawkey is giving up the midwife life and choosing to be a stay at home mum … to her 5 year old daughter who is now in school. The homewares business seems to be a flop or maybe a quick tax write off. Or maybe it’s just not the market to be starting a...

Congratulation @trentstillworksfromhome, you win your very own peach butt plug!

New thread! We left off with Rebecca Kiel pushing yet another comedy tour. We all look forward to hearing reviews from all you mega fans on how “funny” and “hilarious” the show was. Hopefully some new descriptive words will be found along the way. The Kiel’s are in Fiji where the oldest child...

Nooo idea if I’m doing this right… chat about all things NZ that isn’t about NZ influencers…. There’s a thread for that babes!

Title credit @shh77 Had to adjust it slightly so it would fit, hope that's ok! Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/just-jess-2-boujee-jess-dont-you-know-im-the-face-of-my-brand-sells-donuts-covered-in-dog-hair-san.39375/ Recap: - only seems to own two pieces of pink clothing that...

Happy Saturday, thick cunts! Hope we're all enjoying our weekend-only coffee made on our Thermomixes #ad in our most devine #assthetic #anaesthetic #aesthetic kitchens. A big thank you to @NotaAD for the thread title. Unfortunately it had to be slightly shortened to fit in the title. An even...

New thread…. In summary - most of the NZ influencers talked about here are just generally annoying and we are allowed to have an opinion about their public facing accounts and content on which they try to make money from us engaging with them.

Welcome to thread 39! MFM is having a menty B and is outraged that anyone might comment on this, even though she’s making TikToks commenting on other peoples mental health Elle herself is the first known person on history to have given birth to twins Skete continues to suck a bag of dicks...

Congratulations to me for the new thread title, as a reward I'll send my kids to a few more hours of daycare so I can have a massage, a manicure and sit around reading Tattle threads and writing fake instagram messages to myself telling me what an incredible mother and human I am. For new...

New thread. Someone do a recap - maybe I’ll give it a go --- MFM - still unhappy , overwhelmed and in therapy. But 3 walks will cure all. Phil still doing everything and kids wearing size 4 clothing. Doesn’t know what’s happening in the world unless she can gain kudos for being so empathetic...

Congratulations to @#nofiller for this great title, you win a gift card to get your fillers topped up! You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ The highlight of the last thread was when someone came and claimed that they were...

New thread. I’ll do my best to summarise🫣 Rebecca Kiel - just another scabby influencer trying to score a free pram. Still has a filthy house. Also, still shows pics of her kids in uniform. LFYD - don’t follow this twat but he still looks as bald as Simone’s beaver. MFM - that butthole...

As you were my friends (and Skete who can’t be included in that statement).

As usual, @hobsonville_housewife coming in hot with the most popular thread name...at this point I think there's a steady stream of Bambini Fashions flowing to your storage unit...try to get in there soon to stop Tent from wearing them please. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this...

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ --- Congratulations to @snarkersusie on naming this thread. You have won a miniature washing machine, a ceviche plate, free leaf wall decal removal and a lobotomy to remove the...

Thread recap: we are all horrible human beings 😂 Continue as you were, fellow horrible people ❤️

Copied from last thread intro, with some updates! MFM: still not taking her kids anywhere, still hiding away at home doing crochet and watching Netflix, still not doing anything to improve her mental health. #handdangler #soupfiasco LFYD: still watching his kids struggling in the pool instead...

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ --- Congratulations to @trentstillworksfromhome on naming this thread. Your prize is a marked down bow chair, 12 boxes of newborn Cute & Co nappies and leaf decals for your walls that...

Just Jess Boujee Bakery, cares more about taking selfies than she does about food hygiene or attention to detail.

New thread 🙌🏼 --- Here’s the recap from last thread which still feels relevant 😂 + a few extras MFM: still not taking her kids anywhere, still hiding away at home doing crochet and watching Netflix, still not doing anything to improve her mental health. LFY: still watching his kids struggling...

Congratulations to @hobsonville_house. You win an F45 Membership, set your alarm clock for 5am! You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Big news in the last thread, Simone conceded her legal battle against Pebbles.

Anyone got a good recap? There used to be some in the old threads that were good. I’ll try think of something too!

Credit to me for the thread title. Can someone please make me a red curry for my prize? You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/