Copied from last thread intro, with some updates!
MFM: still not taking her kids anywhere, still hiding away at home doing crochet and watching Netflix, still not doing anything to improve her mental health. #handdangler #soupfiasco
LFYD: still watching his kids struggling in the pool instead of helping, still not setting boundaries with them, still relying heavily on the nanny instead of parenting himself, still posting ads constantly.
Millie Elder-Holmes: May no longer be sitting in back seat of her boyfriends car. Still posting question boxes and getting crappy at the questions.
Simone Anderson: has her own thread. Still a charity money stealing bleep. Lost to Pebbles Hooper.
Just Jess: has her own thread. Probably still “working hard” 1 day a week. Danced weirdly around a warehouse.
Rebecca Kiel: still posting her kids in school uniform, probably still upset that we all talked about Jared being all over other women, still pretending like she wasn’t giving a stink eye to the woman he was all over.
Renee Johansen: still has the victim mentality.
Elle Herself: still pretending she’s doing keto, still ungrateful, still dragging her sick kids out in public and along to events with other small children (and filming in the A&E). Still complaining, still has awful fashion sense.
SKETE: still has ADHD and won’t let you forget it, still subtly advertising her photography business, still can’t do her thing on the right day. Still thinks she’s important.
Shoshannah: still pregnant to the baby daddy she moved overseas to get away from. Probably still hiking and travelling on the taxpayers tab.
Louisa Morley: still trying to soft launch her teens as influencers, still sharing way too much about her kids, still talking with her hands, still spending money and crying poor.
Officially Em: still rich, still ripping people off with her patreon, still crying poor and pretending they have no money, still complaining, still lives in a beautiful home near the beach with heaps of land.
Marnie: still being awful about her kid, still a truly awful person, still trying to launch a business in a craft she’s still a beginner in.
Bernadette Gee aka Bernadebt: still owes her staff money while she gets Botox and fresh manicures and buys coffee. Still trying to push her hideous art. Still thinks she’s relevant. Terrible puppy mum. Started a new wfh business.
Erin Simpson: still genuine, still keeping it real, still ditsy and hilarious, still has an adorable little boy. Feeding her son A LOT of chicken.
Tarryn Donaldson: still flashing her bikini bod for everyone to see including her teenage sons friends.
Danni Duncan: still child free and still banging on about it. Literally, she put it on her birthday cake.
Finau Suliana: Seems to be planning a wedding to Cieson. Apparently moving back to Aus. The dogs are not coming (again)
5kiwikids: Probably just stoked to be mentioned tbh.
MFM: still not taking her kids anywhere, still hiding away at home doing crochet and watching Netflix, still not doing anything to improve her mental health. #handdangler #soupfiasco
LFYD: still watching his kids struggling in the pool instead of helping, still not setting boundaries with them, still relying heavily on the nanny instead of parenting himself, still posting ads constantly.
Millie Elder-Holmes: May no longer be sitting in back seat of her boyfriends car. Still posting question boxes and getting crappy at the questions.
Simone Anderson: has her own thread. Still a charity money stealing bleep. Lost to Pebbles Hooper.
Just Jess: has her own thread. Probably still “working hard” 1 day a week. Danced weirdly around a warehouse.
Rebecca Kiel: still posting her kids in school uniform, probably still upset that we all talked about Jared being all over other women, still pretending like she wasn’t giving a stink eye to the woman he was all over.
Renee Johansen: still has the victim mentality.
Elle Herself: still pretending she’s doing keto, still ungrateful, still dragging her sick kids out in public and along to events with other small children (and filming in the A&E). Still complaining, still has awful fashion sense.
SKETE: still has ADHD and won’t let you forget it, still subtly advertising her photography business, still can’t do her thing on the right day. Still thinks she’s important.
Shoshannah: still pregnant to the baby daddy she moved overseas to get away from. Probably still hiking and travelling on the taxpayers tab.
Louisa Morley: still trying to soft launch her teens as influencers, still sharing way too much about her kids, still talking with her hands, still spending money and crying poor.
Officially Em: still rich, still ripping people off with her patreon, still crying poor and pretending they have no money, still complaining, still lives in a beautiful home near the beach with heaps of land.
Marnie: still being awful about her kid, still a truly awful person, still trying to launch a business in a craft she’s still a beginner in.
Bernadette Gee aka Bernadebt: still owes her staff money while she gets Botox and fresh manicures and buys coffee. Still trying to push her hideous art. Still thinks she’s relevant. Terrible puppy mum. Started a new wfh business.
Erin Simpson: still genuine, still keeping it real, still ditsy and hilarious, still has an adorable little boy. Feeding her son A LOT of chicken.
Tarryn Donaldson: still flashing her bikini bod for everyone to see including her teenage sons friends.
Danni Duncan: still child free and still banging on about it. Literally, she put it on her birthday cake.
Finau Suliana: Seems to be planning a wedding to Cieson. Apparently moving back to Aus. The dogs are not coming (again)
5kiwikids: Probably just stoked to be mentioned tbh.
🫣 I honestly feel for any ED/A&E staff when they have to deal with difficult, self righteous people.
HM, maria from mangare, casarah my life is so hard so Im selling my gifts for petrol to get to the family batch cause I deserve a break from my auckland mansion
