New thread!
We left off with Rebecca Kiel pushing yet another comedy tour. We all look forward to hearing reviews from all you mega fans on how “funny” and “hilarious” the show was. Hopefully some new descriptive words will be found along the way.
The Kiel’s are in Fiji where the oldest child has an ear infection and reportedly no Panadol to be seen but we look forward to that being addressed in the next
unhinged rant.
“Tits Up Girl Chris” as she’s affectionately known has just released a new line of products where she admits to plagiarising a well known brand and copying their formula “with added watermelon scent” to really shake it up.
Her relationship still appears to be only for her financial benefit, but she talks so fast and mumbles so much that even if she cleared the air there would still be mass confusion.
In positive news: she found her passport and we can stop hearing about it.
Holly May has once again retreated to her paid-only Instagram in an attempt to lure her broke followers into dipping into their grocery and petrol budget to pay her for her content. We are all still scratching our heads as to what content is worth paying for … her partners hairy ass?
Hard pass
Finau has crossed the ditch with Chicken Seasoning tobludge off the AUS government live in Australia. Still no mention of the poor dogs that were once again rehomed. Or her kids, but have they ever been a priority because it doesn’t seem like it 
500 Kiwi Kids aka Spongebob is back with another question box. I’m personally very excited about this! I can’t wait to see the kids’ lunch boxes, hear about the parks they’ve visited, the business they have purchased, the cost of their groceries, or what week gestation she is with Baby Miles. Maybe we will get a beach picture or a weather update?? She has never addressed these questions before so we all wait with bated breath!
HappyMumHappyChild, aka MFM, is back with a new set of meds and a fresh perspective. Thank god. During her hiatus I was dying to know what time she woke up every morning and what the weather was doing through her kitchen window. Don’t even get me started on the memes! I have been deprived.
Let’s hope she continues this trend and gets better not just for herself but for her children.
Finding Milly hasn’t been mentioned much but rumour has it she’s bringing out a social media course and still riding in the back seat of “Bam Bam’s” car.
Marnie has successfully free birthed a new baby boy, selfishly declining any healthcare throughout her pregnancy. We are ALL relieved that everyone is healthy, and this situation has just cemented what an absolutefuckwit of a person she is.
The knitting business continues to appear to be a flop with the items available for purchase being some of the ugliest bleeping things I’ve ever seen.
Tarryn is still running around in a bikini but if I looked like that I’d probably go to work and live my daily life in a bra and undies too. I don’t follow her so someone else can update her section!
Officially Em is still an Official Wanker. “We are poor and everything is so expensive” she cries as she’s raking in a pretty penny between overpriced social media courses, paid promotions, freebies, rental property income, as well as Patreon and herblind and dumb loyal Embarrassing Embassy followers.
Someone estimated it to be $8,000 a month in the hand but of course she would never confirm this because that would require her to admit they aren’t financially struggling and would then remove any shred of relatability she has left with the common folk.
She continues to yoga in underwear with her weedy saggy underwear wearing husband (weedy in more ways than one
) and speak openly about how much she despises her children and enjoys her time without them around.
Simone Anderson has her own thread which is worth the follow for the absolute comedians in the comment section. She has recentlyhit the bottom started selling Thermomix in a cost of living crisis which is a really smart financial move and we all look forward to seeing her succeed with that.
She was recently spotted in the wild and photographed by a tattler which pissed her off massively and she tried to pass it off as “paparazzi lol” and continued to mention it long after everyone had moved on.
Sera Lily called an ambulance for a twisted ankle and is now hobbling about in a moon boot and crutches to really reinforce the fact that she needed to use essential emergency resources instead of just taking a Panadol.
Fortunately she doesn’t get mentioned in this thread very much and I know that absolutely kills her inside because she has been sending fake hate mail to herself for YEARS and yet there’s absolutely nothing in this thread she can screenshot and use for sympathy.
Elle Herself the part-timeKeto Queen continues to leave the house with every single toy, pacifier, blanket, settling aid, white noise device, and kitchen sink that they own. As well as 5 changes of clothes per person, 6 packs of wipes (and one in her back pocket just in case!), a change table, a full 77 box of nappies, and 3 prams.
The filming of herself at every opportunity continues, as well as regular stop ins at the emergency doctor which is documented for a YouTube video on “EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT! HOW WE SURVIVED A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR WITH TWINS!”
Love From YourAds Dads continue to live a lavish lifestyle of Bali resorts and trying to drown their children in the pool under the guise of “teaching them to swim” and then doubling down on concerned followers.
The “Dear Frankie and Lulu” posts continue with the majority being ads, and the rest just coming across like pointless token messages to keep their name in the algorithm.
Will their relationship last as Christian continues shoving the camera in his suffering husbands face? Stay tuned to find out, we will be back right after this break.
We left off with Rebecca Kiel pushing yet another comedy tour. We all look forward to hearing reviews from all you mega fans on how “funny” and “hilarious” the show was. Hopefully some new descriptive words will be found along the way.
The Kiel’s are in Fiji where the oldest child has an ear infection and reportedly no Panadol to be seen but we look forward to that being addressed in the next
unhinged rant.“Tits Up Girl Chris” as she’s affectionately known has just released a new line of products where she admits to plagiarising a well known brand and copying their formula “with added watermelon scent” to really shake it up.
Her relationship still appears to be only for her financial benefit, but she talks so fast and mumbles so much that even if she cleared the air there would still be mass confusion.
In positive news: she found her passport and we can stop hearing about it.
Holly May has once again retreated to her paid-only Instagram in an attempt to lure her broke followers into dipping into their grocery and petrol budget to pay her for her content. We are all still scratching our heads as to what content is worth paying for … her partners hairy ass?
Hard pass
Finau has crossed the ditch with Chicken Seasoning to
500 Kiwi Kids aka Spongebob is back with another question box. I’m personally very excited about this! I can’t wait to see the kids’ lunch boxes, hear about the parks they’ve visited, the business they have purchased, the cost of their groceries, or what week gestation she is with Baby Miles. Maybe we will get a beach picture or a weather update?? She has never addressed these questions before so we all wait with bated breath!
HappyMumHappyChild, aka MFM, is back with a new set of meds and a fresh perspective. Thank god. During her hiatus I was dying to know what time she woke up every morning and what the weather was doing through her kitchen window. Don’t even get me started on the memes! I have been deprived.
Let’s hope she continues this trend and gets better not just for herself but for her children.
Finding Milly hasn’t been mentioned much but rumour has it she’s bringing out a social media course and still riding in the back seat of “Bam Bam’s” car.
Marnie has successfully free birthed a new baby boy, selfishly declining any healthcare throughout her pregnancy. We are ALL relieved that everyone is healthy, and this situation has just cemented what an absolute
fuckwit of a person she is.The knitting business continues to appear to be a flop with the items available for purchase being some of the ugliest bleeping things I’ve ever seen.
Tarryn is still running around in a bikini but if I looked like that I’d probably go to work and live my daily life in a bra and undies too. I don’t follow her so someone else can update her section!
Officially Em is still an Official Wanker. “We are poor and everything is so expensive” she cries as she’s raking in a pretty penny between overpriced social media courses, paid promotions, freebies, rental property income, as well as Patreon and her
Someone estimated it to be $8,000 a month in the hand but of course she would never confirm this because that would require her to admit they aren’t financially struggling and would then remove any shred of relatability she has left with the common folk.
She continues to yoga in underwear with her weedy saggy underwear wearing husband (weedy in more ways than one
) and speak openly about how much she despises her children and enjoys her time without them around.Simone Anderson has her own thread which is worth the follow for the absolute comedians in the comment section. She has recently
She was recently spotted in the wild and photographed by a tattler which pissed her off massively and she tried to pass it off as “paparazzi lol” and continued to mention it long after everyone had moved on.
Sera Lily called an ambulance for a twisted ankle and is now hobbling about in a moon boot and crutches to really reinforce the fact that she needed to use essential emergency resources instead of just taking a Panadol.
Fortunately she doesn’t get mentioned in this thread very much and I know that absolutely kills her inside because she has been sending fake hate mail to herself for YEARS and yet there’s absolutely nothing in this thread she can screenshot and use for sympathy.
Elle Herself the part-time
Keto Queen continues to leave the house with every single toy, pacifier, blanket, settling aid, white noise device, and kitchen sink that they own. As well as 5 changes of clothes per person, 6 packs of wipes (and one in her back pocket just in case!), a change table, a full 77 box of nappies, and 3 prams.The filming of herself at every opportunity continues, as well as regular stop ins at the emergency doctor which is documented for a YouTube video on “EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT! HOW WE SURVIVED A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR WITH TWINS!”
Love From Your
drown their children in the pool under the guise of “teaching them to swim” and then doubling down on concerned followers.The “Dear Frankie and Lulu” posts continue with the majority being ads, and the rest just coming across like pointless token messages to keep their name in the algorithm.
Will their relationship last as Christian continues shoving the camera in his suffering husbands face? Stay tuned to find out, we will be back right after this break.
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but this was from years back when she actually produced some actual Instagram content…I honestly can’t remember the details except as a new-ish Mum it stood out to me as kind of strange. It wasn’t so much from her being a hippy crunchy mum anti-pharmaceutical perspective, it was more specifically Panadol only - maybe the thought was it masking symptoms of what was actual painful or something? Soz can’t totally remember 
looks quite jaundice and a couple of his fingernails look blue/black. I guess it could just be newborn tings but still ......... 
, had she forgotten to do it earlier and he was expecting it, some weird vibes off him
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