Congratulations to @Hayze2384 for the brilliant thread suggestion title with a whopping 46 likes 👏🏻 (More than fakey will ever get from his ‘fans’) 😂
the poll in the last thread has been decided and our collective name is now the fakeys, how apt 😉
let’s watch this shit Show of a...
Massive well done to @Nahmate100 for the winning thread title🙌🏼❤️
I can’t really do an epic recap as I have been MIA lately🤦🏼♀️ but what I will say is they’re still massive cunts! Both still jobless, still beggars, still selfish and still so self absorbed that no one else figures in their life...
Well done to @CrazyBaldhead for the winning thread suggestion with 43 likes.
I had to share the amazing poem our @bluecups wrote for fakey, it’s brilliant 😂
Jake is being far too dull, this is very disappointing. I have written a prayer in this time of need, I hope it reaches him.
Let us pray...
Thanks to @Yesweknowyouhavekids for the brilliant title with 55 likes 👍🏻
I’ve never made a thread before so I hope this works 😂
can anyone do a recap? We need our @Jac In The Box ❤️
previous thread...
Recap from last thread
Leo was staying over with nanny su while daddy done his 2 hours work & mummy went on her hen do. Where the most exciting thing to happen was her wear a pair of trousers that cost £300 to look as tho she had been getting groped by Edward scissorhands or Freddie Krueger all...
Thank you for the votes on my thread title❤
For a while there, we were getting through a thread a week but Fake is sooooo boring that last one lasted nearly two🤦🏼♀️😂 Sad times when even tattlers can’t be arsed to rip you a new one😂
Fake spent a week at Su the enablers whilst doing his 2 hour...
Congrats to me for the winning thread title🙌🏼
Recap of fakes week
Sunday - Fake is off work with a bad back🙄 He went to great lengths to show us that he was unable to move or do anything with chicken nugget, instead of resting he listened to his minions advice who told him to keep active so he...
Thanks you @CrazyBaldhead for the Epic thread title 🥰
Let’s see what this week brings seeing as it’s Mens Mental Health Week and Fathers Day on Sunday 🙄
Thanks to @bluecups for the amazing thread title👏🏼😂
Sorry guys but there won’t be any amazing recap this time because even I can’t make these cunts sound interesting🤷🏼♀️ Plus I don’t see why I should when the content they’re putting out is absolute shite!🥱
From Jake we have fake illness...
Thanks to our @Philimena cunk for the winning thread title🙌🏼😂 Belter👏🏼 Sums our fake up perfectly🤣
Recap
Since the last thread not a lot has happened because the Ickenden family’s content is 💩
Insta - Jake had his lifetime ambition fulfilled with a sell out gig, Soph had her sell out ITS hen...
Congrats to @BringTheTea83 for the amazing thread title🙌🏼 I say you drink wine more often🍷🤣
He made it guys🎉🙌🏼 1 million bots followers!
He didn’t even have to do any giveaways, buy Bots or join grows😉 All 100% authentic Fake fanatics😂
The family returned from America and Fake’s content was...
Congrats to me for the winning thread title🤦🏼♀️
Recap - Still waiting for the magic million😂
Fake has been trying everything in his power to reach that elusive million with no success😂 He shared it to Twitter and got annihilated🤣 He tried to play it down by saying it was all for a laugh when...
Thanks nasty trolls for voting my thread title as the winner🙌🏼 Unfortunately I’m not a beggar so I can’t have a horse in my kitchen to celebrate😂
This thread is going to be the one that Fake fulfils his lifelong dream of getting to 1 million bots followers🤢 We have done all we can to stop it...
Big shoutout to @BringTheTea83 for the brilliant thread title🙌🏼
No long recap this morning ladies because with his antics so far this morning I just know this thread will be on fire today🤦🏼♀️ So I thought I better get a new one started quickly😂
All we need to know is Jake is still a cunt! He...
Congrats to me for winning thread title with 27 votes.
previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-12-blocking-and-deleting-all-night-then-needs-his-gummies-to-feel-alright.27483/
Anyone care to do a recap?
Huge congrats to our @Nahmate100 for the winning thread title👏🏼 Sums fake Jake up👍🏼
Quick recap
Jake’s good guy mask slipped in spectacular style to reveal the nasty, bullying prick that he really is! Sophie went out to get her hair done & left father of the year to look after his own son for...
Where do I even start with this recap😱🤷🏼♀️
Dad of the year Jake has missed his son sooooo much while he’s been away in Panto for weeks, boohoo😩 We know this because that’s all he’s talked about & we’ve been subjected everyday to pictures of them on FaceTime to prove it🥱 Poor Jake, it must be...
Thought I’d start a new thread before everyone goes off to enjoy Christmas with their loved ones❤️
Quick recap. Fake Jake, in the lead up to his golden child’s first Christmas, instead of feeling festive & full of joy, has been non stop moaning🙄 He has moaned about how tired he is from working...
Thought I better start a new thread seeing as there is something major happening on the latest one that will continue for a few more days/pages😳 Namely Jake being an absolute cunt as usual😡 A concerned tattler messaged the Theatre where dickhead is being a nuisance to all his ‘friends’ (nothing...
Thanks to our @Damocles for the amazing thread title as always👌🏼👏🏼 Sorry had to adjust to fit☹️
Recap since last thread
Jake has become heavyweight champion of the world after 3 minutes in the ring with his pal Marce who didn’t even hit him back🙄
Bianca is living rent free in his head
Ads...
Thanks to @Damocles for thread title👏🏼 Sorry, I had to tweak it to fit👍🏼
Jake still being a twat, also behaving like a brat!
Both him & soph still on the beg constantly🙄
Strap yourselves in lovelies because this thread will probably be all about his big job this weekend🥊 Keep everything...
Well Done to @Jac In The Box for the winning thread title With 28 Votes
Previous Threads Here
https://tattle.life/tags/jake-quickenden-sophie-church/
Quick Recap:
Still posting unfunny icks.
Gone on an as of yet undeclared gifted holiday.
Posted A Plethora of ads whilst on said as of yet...