Jake Quickenden #80 Working 9-5 what a way to make a living!

[CrazyBaldhead]

A big shout out to @Shesaidwhat? for our new thread title!

The Fakey's mark this 80th thread by celebrating Beppe di Ickenden's 80th Birthday, the wrinkly old ring piece!! Hip Hip Hooray!!

As we all keep being reminded, he's been WORKING! Yes, WORKING! It now looks like RaRa has been retired for now.

Don't forget "He's 35 and never looked so good". We all beg to differ - a big nosed, wrinkly, syrup-wearing, vain, deluded, alcoholic crackhead isn't a good look!

Carry on Fakeys!

Previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

A huge congratulations to @Sarivng2022 for our new thread title and @redball00n for the iced gem reference! Title shortened to fit! 😘 Flapz and the boys went off to the USA to visit her sister leaving Beppe di Ickenden home alone again! The Full Monty rehearsals started but things have gone...

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[stargirl23]

This title is brilliant

 

[trine]

I know the photo Zelda posted is about 15 years old, but has his nose ever been that shape? It’s the one consistent thing he’s always had is a huge beak! Perhaps she’s taken a sneaky photoshop night class

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Shame that bird didn't tit on his syrup! I can't get over that 'Masterpiece' reel. WTF?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Wonder if they’ve got a couple reel already pre recorded for tomorrow I can just imagine the photos they’re going to use in their anniversary montage

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Just saw that Kieran Hayler posted a photo on IG with Jake.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just saw that Kieran Hayler posted a photo on IG with Jake.

Fakey will be sharing that later KH is even lower down the z lister scale (if possible) than he is Wonder if Fakey will get his longed for birthday wishes off the likes of Chris H, Dan O and Marcel The same Marcel who didn’t even return the favour and turn up to his wedding

 

[mollyann]

Great picture of flaps and nice to see her skin treatment worked wondersThe second picture dear god what a pair of hole’s.I never seen him so happy really missing his family not.And flaps she deserved all the tit he throws at you.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

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Imagine being in your thirties and acting like that what a bleeping state

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Just saw that Kieran Hayler posted a photo on IG with Jake.

Who??

 

[Frosty knickers]

He brought his own birthday hat to work

 

[stargirl23]

Who??

Katy price ex jet and bunny’s dad

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Who??

Katie Price's ex. Seems like a nice guy who's being put through hell by her at the moment, stopped from seeing his children. I dunno why him and Jake are mates

 

[Frosty knickers]

Katy price ex jet and bunny’s dad

Jet and bunny omg

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

He's on a massive egocentric power ride today - starring himself centre stage. You get no glimpse of meaning for the central people in his life - his wife & sons, it's just all about him. His mum gets an acknowledgement though. How can anyone stay married to that?

Just heard my Arsenal mad hub roar upstairs - they've won on extra time!! Poor plastic fan Fakey.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Katie Price's ex. Seems like a nice guy who's being put through hell by her at the moment, stopped from seeing his children. I dunno why him and Jake are mates

They’re not. They’re just two bottom feeder z listers that on the odd occasion have played in the charity football matches together. I feel bad for what Skanky is putting him through but he does court attention and for somebody that is only known because of who his ex wife is, he does come across as desperate for the ‘celeb’ lifestyle.

 

[xc01]

My beloved Arsenal have just destroyed Man Utd - I am so happy - that will really annoy old Fakey!

 

[Philimena cunk]

He's on a massive egocentric power ride today - starring himself centre stage. You get no glimpse of meaning for the central people in his life - his wife & sons, it's just all about him. His mum gets an acknowledgement though. How can anyone stay married to that?

Just heard my Arsenal mad hub roar upstairs - they've won on extra time!! Poor plastic fan Fakey.

Yup, and as my Liverpool supporting son said, "the cunts got beaten in Fergie time"

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So Flappy is going to be doing an aff link/ad for a cleaner on her anniversary. I’m surprised she’s not put a countdown clock on for it, the way she’s building up showing it to everyone Imagine what that water is going to look like

 

[Turtledove58]

He’s up his own arse today! It’s chapter 36!! This photo sums this desperate pair in a nutshell. Compare this to Ross and Danielle Thanks Sophie, you’ve done us a huge favour