Jake Quickenden #71 You're a family man, or so you say, but you've left them again for the USA!

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thanks for your votes guysss for our new thread title!

Highlights of the last thread were the friends coming over for the Bank Holiday weekend but only staying for a few days! We were reminded about his friends staying over a million times!



Fakey, Father of the Year, stayed at home whilst Flapz and the kids went on a family holiday to Turkey with her friend. He is now in the USA on top-secret business. What could it be?

The suspense is killing us!

Carry on Fakeys!

Previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #70 Sad, desperate, an absolute muppet. We keep pulling the strings on our No. 1 puppet

Congrats to @CrazyBaldhead for the title. Amended slightly to fit, the original was Thread Suggestion: #70 Sad, desperate and an absolute muppet. We keep pulling the strings on our No. 1 puppet! previous thread...

tattle.life

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Oh my, these thread titles get better and better! The photographer chap is looking non to pleased at Fakey's amateur attempts at selfies with him. The longer he holds off the reason why he's out there the bigger his crash & burn will be. Popcorn at the ready...

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Doesn't this crater-faced, dumb woman realise she has another son?

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So now Bruce Bogtrotter is jumping in the pool all on his own and saying "I did it".

Bullshit. Did he dive in like Tom Bailey?

 

[Joon]

She is so proud they have cute tans.....I despise her even more those poor kids ....
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She has deleted it about the cute tans ..OMG she is unbelievable......

 

[mollyann]

Her chest burnt as usual and posting about the fact Leo has tan lines.She really is beyond stupid and such a thick cow

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Doesn't this crater-faced, dumb woman realise she has another son?

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So now Bruce Bogtrotter is jumping in the pool all on his own and saying "I did it".

Bullshit. Did he dive in like Tom Bailey?




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Twice now she has posted Leo in the bath on this holiday seriously
And where is Freddie? She hasn’t posted as much pictures of him the witch.

I think she is trying to piss Fakey off… he wont like that little reel of him swimming with flaps without him

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Her chest burnt as usual and posting about the fact Leo has tan lines.She really is beyond stupid and such a thick cowView attachment 2219377

She is such a dumb witch. Unbelievable.
Fakey's an Ambassador for Sarcoma - a Cancer Charity. That's got to be the biggest joke of all time! I'm putting this on the Wiki.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

In the 6 days she’s been in Turkey, she’s posted 29 photos . Does she really think people are that interested in her budget holiday? She has become as obsessed with Instagram as he is as for the blatant favouritism of Spud over Freddie, no wonder he always looks happier with his dad and new wife than he ever does with F&F. He’s not even having to put up with Fakey belittling and bullying him this week and the poor sod still looks really sad

 

[ChastityDingle]

'Growing up too quick'... poor kid, they are both trying to stop him from learning and advancing in any way, for his age.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Twice now she has posted Leo in the bath on this holiday seriously
And where is Freddie? She hasn’t posted as much pictures of him the witch.

I think she is trying to piss Fakey off… he wont like that little reel of him swimming with flaps without him

Sarcoma need to be sent this photo ASAP. She disgusts me. Children should NOT have 'cute tans'. It's SKIN DAMAGE. Fakey being an Ambassador for a Cancer Charity is the biggest joke ever. She won't be laughing if she or the child end up with skin cancer. Good God she is thick as tit.

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'Growing up too quick'... poor kid, they are both trying to stop him from learning and advancing in any way, for his age.

They are totally unfit 'parents'. The way that child is so behind for his age is disgusting.

It's downright cruel.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Thanks for your votes guysss for our new thread title!

Highlights of the last thread were the friends coming over for the Bank Holiday weekend but only staying for a few days! We were reminded about his friends staying over a million times!



Fakey, Father of the Year, stayed at home whilst Flapz and the kids went on a family holiday to Turkey with her friend. He is now in the USA on top-secret business. What could it be?

The suspense is killing us!

Carry on Fakeys!

Previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #70 Sad, desperate, an absolute muppet. We keep pulling the strings on our No. 1 puppet

Congrats to @CrazyBaldhead for the title. Amended slightly to fit, the original was Thread Suggestion: #70 Sad, desperate and an absolute muppet. We keep pulling the strings on our No. 1 puppet! previous thread...

tattle.life

He's transitioning.... anything for attention, this bleep .

 

[mollyann]

She’s just so selfish as it’s obvious she busy getting a tan and once again Leo with no top or hat.I have been to turkey at least 15 times and my daughter never had tan lines as a child.See she’s still ignoring every comment he makes he’s like a bleeping stalker posting on every post she does.Bet Fred looks sad as other than sunbathing what have they actually done?

 

[Turtledove58]

How is it cute that Charlotte Mashed Maris potato has a tan! She’s so tanned in a week that her skin will be fucked by the time she’s my age. Just a quickie, following on for “LOVING” her new AD shoes, how weird they didn’t make or will ever make an appearance

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I know what Fakey's doing this week.

Fart-arsing around as usual!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I know what Fakey's doing this week.

Fart-arsing around as usual!

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Is he actually wearing a Guns and Roses tour vest top I don’t understand why he’s happily tagging the photographer in and made no secret where he’s flown to but won’t say what his actual ‘work’ is

 

[Barbie2020]

What’s that discover NEOM that the photographer keeps tagging?

He’s such a desperate nobody. His heart hasn’t ached about not seeing his family since he got into the US has it?

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Sarcoma need to be sent this photo ASAP. She disgusts me. Children should NOT have 'cute tans'. It's SKIN DAMAGE. Fakey being an Ambassador for a Cancer Charity is the biggest joke ever. She won't be laughing if she or the child end up with skin cancer. Good God she is thick as tit.

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They are totally unfit 'parents'. The way that child is so behind for his age is disgusting.

It's downright cruel.

Sarcoma are just as bad,they did nothing but praise Fakey when tattlers complained to Sarcoma , I think it was while they were on tattle moon and he burned his shoulders, back, even his lips were burnt! Sarcoma found nothing wrong with this and said Fakey was a great ambassador and had raised a lot of money for them So waisting your time again Sarcoma are as bad as him

 

[Nannywanny59]

It’s the…. So many of you been asking abt these sandals-like duck they have!
She’s so hard faced- like a man in drag.

 

[mousey]

What’s that discover NEOM that the photographer keeps tagging?

looks like something that could be some kind of investment scam - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neom hard to believe they’re building an entire ‘smart city’.

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

And no it’s not “typical” Flaps, its called karma expect more of that!


(missed out on saying the last thread got locked before I could post)