Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass

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Congratulations to @Sarivng2022 on the thread title. Had to edit to fit the original was #posing with Goochi in a dirty looking glass. Keeping up appearances when we know they're on their ass.

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Well done @Sarivng2022 on winning the thread title and thanks @stargirl23 for making the new thread. 69 threads for a reality contestant hasbeen must be some sort of record ๐Ÿ˜‚
Itโ€™s rinse and repeat all the time with the both of them but itโ€™s good we all still find things to talk/gripe about with them ๐Ÿ˜Š
 
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There he goes again! He can't help himself Leo says no and he says yep just like your mum what does he expect anyway? Do you want to do pullups on the bars like at the gym? Kid doesn't have a clue what he is on about doesn't even like the prick today either and who can blame the kid probably had to listen to him shouting at his mum for cycling off
 
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Just had a look and no wonder heโ€™s panicking about his ig engagement. He hasnโ€™t even got 22,000 likes in total over his last 5 grid posts/reels. That is piss poor engagement ๐Ÿ˜‚ Heโ€™s going to pull either a mental health, grief post or keep the pregnancy speculation going to try and claw it back ๐Ÿ™„ As I said yesterday itโ€™s probably his main reason for going to Zeldas. He knows their couple reels always give him good engagement. Thing is people will get bored of them soon like everything else he keeps repeating ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
Edited:- talk about repeating everything. Another โ€˜Iceโ€™ bath chat coming later apparently. He really doesnโ€™t know when to give it up does he ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Plus Leo totally gave him away in his last story. No way is that water ice cold. The child didnโ€™t even flinch ๐Ÿ™„
 

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๐Ÿ” Probably going to Fag Ash Lil's see if he can get them on Gogglebox as he has exhausted everything else....could you imagine the pair of them eyeballing the camera for the attention...:oops:.
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๐Ÿ” Fag Ash Lil didn't even know they were going !!!!!! She just said she saw it on SM ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ so close.....not
 
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๐Ÿ” Probably going to Fag Ash Lil's see if he can get them on Gogglebox as he has exhausted everything else....could you imagine the pair of them eyeballing the camera for the attention...:oops:.
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๐Ÿ” Fag Ash Lil didn't even know they were going !!!!!! She just said she saw it on SM ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ so close.....not
Iโ€™m telling you itโ€™s a last minute visit cos heโ€™s desperate for content. Otherwise itโ€™s because he needs some pocket money ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Doesnโ€™t seem to have much โ€˜workโ€™ on again this week and heโ€™s got pay for their opulent lifestyle somehow ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Just watched the witch๐Ÿ‘€So jake bringing his wife does flaps not have a name๐Ÿ™„Bunch of hillbillies that lot as if she didnโ€™t know he was coming๐Ÿ™„
 
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So Flappy shows off the meal they had at the arcade place, yorkshire puds she did at home, homemade popcorn and a homemade salad on her stories but went to a nice pizza restaurant in Knightsbridge but only showed the cover of the menus ๐Ÿค” This is where them sharing ever little bit of their lives backfires and itโ€™s so obviously when they are lying. If they even went to the restaurant I bet all they had was a drink and left. We said at the time if theyโ€™d eaten there, she would have posted the food and sheโ€™s proved that with her food based stories since ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
 
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What. The. duck. Are those glasses.

Attention seeking as usual
Won't give him the engagement he craves by commenting, just came here instead ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ
 
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What. The. duck. Are those glasses.

Attention seeking as usual
Won't give him the engagement he craves by commenting, just came here instead ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ
I still think theyโ€™ve got a joint collab coming up with Glasses Direct and those hideous things are part of it. If they are, his selling technique is pretty dire when heโ€™s admitting himself theyโ€™re awful ๐Ÿ™„
 
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Baldy it isn't just your glasses that are awful it's your outfit, your hair and your entire personality
 
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Heโ€™s sooo desperate and she is so pregnant. Theyโ€™ll have gone to see his mum to break the news.
 
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Heโ€™s sooo desperate and she is so pregnant. Theyโ€™ll have gone to see his mum to break the news.
๐Ÿ” I hope so cannot wait , they can't look after the 2 they have got .....๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ.....
 
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So the podcast is Jake Quickenden unmasked seriously the ego on this prick NOBODY IS INTERESTED!
 
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Wow. So the massive podcast heโ€™s on is Sophie from Geordie Shore. He really is hitting the big time now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that is beyond embarrassing. A huge TV presenter like himself being interviewed by somebody who is basically known for getting pissed, naked and shagging on TV. No way is he getting paid for this. This is about appearing on her Instagram because sheโ€™s got twice as many followers as him and heโ€™s hoping some will make it his way. And heโ€™s got those bleeping beige trousers on again ๐Ÿคฎ
 

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Ah thanks guys. Love a good rhyme. It's sad how much joy my cold little heart feels when my trolling is recognised and appreciated by my fellow tattlers ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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