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i Know I come here for a laugh and joke and don’t know any of you but I did post something not long ago on here after the hospital found something . Well it’s all gone now and I don’t have cancer they got rid of the cells and I’m discharged from the hospital now

Leo when he starts school and is asked to draw his parents ...

Hate to admit this girls as it’s not something to be proud of and I wouldn’t go round telling everyone normally but I’m very much in a marriage like fakeys. My husband has a very nasty streak and speaks to me like shit! Tells me I’m a bad mum, I’m useless and I don’t do anything. I’m a stay at home mum and admittedly have bad mental health issues but I’m on my own Monday - Friday looking after a toddler and a dog and I feel I’m very good at being a mum (although will admit struggling with the terrible twos atm) He comes home at weekends, will post pics of my daughter on social media like dad of the year spending time with her but he goes to the gym and often on nights out or down the pub at the weekend. From the outside he probably looks like an amazing dad and as much as I know he loves my daughter he definitely does very little with her, including the simple bath, meals etc at weekends. It’s all me. If I had my own money I’d leave tomorrow if I could lol! It’s not 24/7 and sometimes we are ok but I really resent him and don’t love him. I don’t see how flaps can love fakey either!

I’m not saying this for pity and I’m definitely nothing like flappy, I only stay cos haven’t really got anywhere to go unless I win the lottery. But it does prove that people live like this and I can imagine what it’s like living at home with him. The difference is if I had social media I wouldn’t be going online making out my husband was amazing as I can’t stand him.

Sophinch said:

WTF It's a no from me.

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Why has the daft cunt gone as forrest gump?

Jake stood on the bridge at midnight,
His teefs began to quiver,
He gave a cough,
His wig fell off
And floated down the river

Mirror commentators aren’t holding back

Spot the difference

GOOD news . ICO have started the process after they seen the evidence I had sent them and said I definitely have a good case against the theatre .

I won’t be posting about it anymore on here now as I don’t want to ruin it but it’s good news I suppose

Hi to all my fellow Fakeys on here. I've been absent for a bit considering I was on this thread consistently for the past year or so. We'll it's been a pretty awful couple of months to be honest. My partner of 25 years has been diagnosed with lung cancer. Initially thought it was a chest infection but henwas coughing blood up and his doctor wanted an xray done, a large mass was discovered on his left lung. Had the pet scan and the lymph nodes in his chest lit up. He went for two needle biopsies but they came back inconclusive so 2.5 weeks ago he was ordered to go up to Cork here in Ireland (bit of a trek from where we live ) but that's where we're we've been getting all the tests xrays done. Anyway 2.5 weeks ago he had a surgical biopsy, a lot more invasive, was Initially expected to stay in hospital for 3 days,only got discharged today due to a very fast heart rate . Surgeon thinks the position of tumour is putting pressure on his heart. He's also had a couple of infections and fluid gathering under the surgical site. He's 46.
We spent Christmas Day together in the hospital, it was an experience! The nurses all are angels on earth.Still no biopsy results so we don't know what type of cancer stage we're dealing with or what type of treatment is ahead. He's really weak and tired and has lost so much weight in a fortnight, it's frightening,his coughing is more frequent.
Didn't come on for likes or whatever but this is a lovely bunch of people on this thread, ye have kept me going reading the witty comments about our favourite colchesterians I hope everyone on here who had illness with their babas and family members are doing good
Stressing about a loved one is a worry like no other. Didn't realise my post was so long, just wanted to say Best Wishes for 2023 for everyone here,hope its a more positive one

Just for you my fellow Fakeys!!!! Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it!!!

Well Flappy looked abysmal yesterday. Just looking at that cheap and nasty atrocity that she wore made me sweat, itch and gave me a yeast infection.

I've just started rewatching Benidorm on Netflix from the start and just got past Mel and Madge's wedding! I can finally understand where Flappy got her wedding dress inspiration from. It's uncanny.

Huge congrats to our @Nahmate100 for the winning thread title Sums fake Jake up

Quick recap

Jake’s good guy mask slipped in spectacular style to reveal the nasty, bullying prick that he really is! Sophie went out to get her hair done & left father of the year to look after his own son for 6 hours and he was not a happy chappy He was so infuriated, she never even got the chance to get out of the car & into the house but Jake was storming out of the house with a face like thunder, leaving baby Leo to crawl on the ground outside with no shoes or socks on All so he could go to the gym & eye fuck his sweaty body in a mirror CUNT!!!
The stories were then quickly deleted from Sophie’s page as if it never happened But Tattle always have the receipts

The following day in an attempt to gain back control & sympathy Jake dropped the “T bomb”
T is for Trolls, Tattle, Twisted turkey teef tosserHe has either panicked about how he would be perceived after the previous days escapades or he was shit scared that he would be breathing the same air as a tattle troll ( our @kirsth8s ) in Manchester that he concocted a bull story that someone had sent him a screenshot from here We all know you & Sophie read here constantly Jake, your constant passive aggressive digs tell all
Jake & his bodyguard sue pollard went on a rant They then both disappeared from their stories for the rest of the day, probably making a plan of action First mission was to get up early the next day so him & Soph could do what normal parents do & take baby Leo out for some fresh air to the zoo Tattle - 1 Jake - 0 Next up was playing with Leo on the floor without Jake eye fucking the camera the whole time Tattle-2 Jake-0 Soft play followed Tattle-3 Jake-0 You get the idea For people that don’t read here or care they continued to make passive aggressive digs about everything that was mentioned on here, even stopping as low as to make fun of domestic abuse They really are the lowest of the low when it comes to being parents/decent human beings.

To summarise Jake is still a cunt, he still buys followers and he will never be as famous as he thinks he is

Surely someone can do a better job then this. But u get the jist, i couldnt resist

Single white female vibes for sure.....

Ali Express vs Louis Vuitton

The Quickenden thing keeps making me laugh any time it gets mentioned here so I'm putting in a ridiculously early thread title suggestion.

#31 Lord Farquaad, do you take Quickenden Jake Quickenden to be your awful wedded husband?

My cousin’s mate is a DJ at OB.

He didn’t know who he was and still none the wiser. I asked about the pic as JQ is on it (by accident) and he said “oooh nervous fucking Nancy - Jesus, he was twitching and moving about on the gear”.
But my cousin said ‘no clue who the cunt was, do you know how many fucks in there are covered in tattoos & wearing Primark shorts ”

I thought that was funny.
Right, I hope you are all good (Half way through my deadline) - next time I visit the Guccis may have fallen apart since the cunts never had them off his trotters.

Early thread suggestion
Jake Quickenden …his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack