Jake Quickenden #67 Nik nak shat his pants, Fakey is a bone. Bet Flapz wished she'd stayed at home

[plattyjoobs]

Well done to @Sarivng2022 for an excellent thread title, you win a slightly used tooth sanitary towel bone costume.

The marathon is over but Fakey is now talking about it more now that it’s done, and has tit on a whole loads of people’s finishing times this morning. He managed to somehow exceed his fundraising target though so at least there is a positive for Sarcoma UK, although they really should be side eyed for supporting an ambassador who publicly said he hadn’t trained and barely promoted his JustGiving.
Polly Parrot is also out in force ramming ‘the most publicised talent in the media for this year’ down everyone’s throats. Nice one Pol, those 5 minutes slots on nanna TV must pay well….

Old thread here, carry on Fakeys:

Jake Quickenden #66 likes to pretend he's absolutely minted, so why is Soph selling stuff on vinted?

Well done to @Damocles for the title, you win Jake’s old wig! Five more sleeps until the marathon which Fakey has now admitted that he’s stopped training for, Sarcoma UK have really picked a top ambassador there. Full recap to follow, old thread here...

tattle.life

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I bet Perrie going to love the fact he’s told all his followers about her going for a poo and see he's still sharing tags from the hair and beauty awards If they think that’s handsome, they either need a guide dog or glasses I wonder if he’s been doing more phone interviews today? We all know he’ll spin this out for weeks if he can.
Then tonight I’m a celeb starts so get ready for possible commentary, him tagging ITV, I’m a celeb insta accounts and possibly some of the contestants accounts as well

 

[Xxcxcc]

I bet Perrie going to love the fact he’s told all his followers about her going for a poo and see he's still sharing tags from the hair and beauty awards If they think that’s handsome, they either need a guide dog or glasses I wonder if he’s been doing more phone interviews today? We all know he’ll spin this out for weeks if he can.
Then tonight I’m a celeb starts so get ready for possible commentary, him tagging ITV, I’m a celeb insta accounts and possibly some of the contestants accounts as well

Omg has someone described him as handsome. Wtf he is bleeping horrid

 

[stargirl23]

Absolutely dying at this title

 

[Thatbird71]

Imagine sitting with your back to your child leaving him sat alone eating while you film yourself showing off your box of freebies let's hope he doesn't choke or anything eh? As for you fake shut the duck up with your look at me look at me look what i did nobody cares

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Imagine sitting with your back to your child leaving him sat alone eating while you film yourself showing off your box of freebies let's hope he doesn't choke or anything eh? As for you fake shut the duck up with your look at me look at me look what i did nobody cares

More skincare products how many different products can one person use on their skin. Anyway I’ve reported her again for not marking it as ‘gifted’. The longer she stays on the non-compliant influencer list the better

 

[Turtledove58]

This title though!

 

[Joon]

Fag Ash Lil is driving down to tit Legs on Friday..Flappy Fanny is away with Freddy so expect wiggo has asked her to go down as he can't cope with Billy Bunter on his own... .

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Notice Cashley Cain's jump & irritation at first. Syrup must've shouted out loudly to him. He quickly moved on, no hugs or anything

 

[Heidi77]

Sorry but what does BIB mean? I feel so old and out of touch!

 

[Nixxs]

Fag Ash Lil is driving down to tit Legs on Friday..Flappy Fanny is away with Freddy so expect wiggo has asked her to go down as he can't cope with Billy Bunter on his own... .

I really think nanny qvc and flaps have fallen out

 

[Summergirl1]

Sorry but what does BIB mean? I feel so old and out of touch!

I've been wondering that too

 

[Alison10011]

BIB is bit in bold xx

 

[Philimena cunk]

Notice Cashley Cain's jump & irritation at first. Syrup must've shouted out loudly to him. He quickly moved on, no hugs or anythingView attachment 2124487

Yup, that's the expression of a real mate, Fakey......

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I really think nanny qvc and flaps have fallen out

Definitely problems there. Can’t remember the last time they were together. Zelda only comes down when Flaps isn’t about because he’s incapable of looking after his own son for more than an hour by himself but she used to visit quite often when they were all home. Obviously something has happened. Saying that it’s also blatantly clear Flaps family can’t stand him either.

 

[Turtledove58]

Sorry but what does BIB mean? I feel so old and out of touch!

Me too! I’m old, so I’m aloud to ask too

 

[Vanilla Ice]

She is such a thick witch - dessert as a pudding is spelt with two ss and dry like desert is spelt with one - it did cross my mind to say dry as flapz foo foo

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

She is such a thick witch - dessert as a pudding is spelt with two ss and dry like desert is spelt with one - it did cross my mind to say dry as flapz foo foo

well her Flaps are try cos Prickenden doesn’t know what he’s doing.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Oy flappy, look what I spent £83 of my own money on in John Lewis today.
It works, because I stick with it, unlike you.
You'll never get a brand deal skin care because you've got no brand loyalty. You change the tit you put on your face as much as you change your knickers.
You'd be better off using tea tree and witch hazel....

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

So glad someone asked what BIB means I felt like a right thicko over here