Recap:
At the start of the last thread, we were still discussing Penfold's ridiculous messages but are pretty sure we know who it is! Fakey was a referee for Freddie's football match and when he asked him about his 'reffing skills' he grabbed his legs hard and the poor boy fell forward. #justice4fred
He went to 'Parliament' although it was actually 10 Downing Street with Polly Parrot
wearing a suit that was small enough to fit Freddie. The function was for a small charity called Siblings UK but he never promoted their good work or even mentioned their name beforehand. It was all, as usual, for his own publicity and what work he could get out of it. He even called Polly Parrot 'babes' in one clip. Was the
standing to attention?
There was yet more relentless filming of trying to get NikNak to talk. That didn't work though especially when he was getting him to say 'geezer' and 'mate'.
Flapz went off with the boys to her dads for a 'break'. The boys looked very happy and relaxed and so did Flapz. We actually saw her SMILE!!! The ambulance service was inundated with calls because thousands of people were collapsing!!!
Fakey went to Ascot to 'work' for another five minutes. His hotel resembled a cheap looking Travel Lodge in Beirut!!! Lego Hair went to LegoLand to film then he ran back to mummy dearest for more pathetic shenanigans with the woman who cleans his piss up! WTAF?
No wonder he's a
bleep!!
Flapz returned home and pretended to do an advert for Vinted, showed us a RaRa sticker book that Fakey had bought NikNak and did some Easter chocolate crafts with the boys.
Fakey returned on Saturday to 'Home Sweet Home' and they were pictured in bed by 8:30pm on a Saturday night with a gap between them that was wider than the Grand Canyon (before he returned upstairs to his new bedroom in the loft and took his wig off).
head off then 
the bastard - why does that stupid witch put up with his antics I will never know
). As if Vinted are paying her to advertise her cheap second hand clothes 
She’s going to be adding kids stuff apparently. Wonder what will be next - Fakeys ‘designer’ threads as well 
