Jake Quickenden Gossip Forum

New thread title courtesy of @stargirl23, you win VIP tickets to the Scunny Big Night Out! Brief recap, feel free to add - Loft conversion has finally started, although we haven’t actually seen any builders at work - Jake is currently annoying all his new panto cast mates, we have a bet on how...

Thanks to @riddleme89 for the brilliant thread suggestion 😂👏🏻 previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-45-the-wimp-who-claims-he-doesnt-believe-in-bullying-but-abuses-his-wife-on-social-media.35209/page-50#post-12786074

Thank you to @CrazyBaldhead for the great thread title 👏🏻 previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-44-like-a-puppet-on-a-string-tattle-can-make-him-do-anything.35030/page-53 Sophie’s thread https://tattle.life/threads/sophie-church.35205/ Off topic fakey thread...

Thanks to me for the new thread title!! 😏 Previous Thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-43-beggy-mcbegs-not-right-in-the-head-do-us-a-favour-and-get-off-our-thread.34912/ The last thread had its ups and downs. We had a weird vibe emanating from a 'new member' who has...

Congratulations to me for the new thread title. Recap: It's been a very bizarre series of events tbh and quite obvious everything we document is being read and acted upon in his stories. He stated he was getting tested for ADHD but we found out this was already done in 2018. He's been...

Huge congrats to @Lucyxxxx. for our thread title with 29 votes. We had Fakey making a complete arse of himself at the Pride of Britain Awards by dancing in front of the Strictly crew. An utter disgrace when the awards were for humble heroes and he made it all about himself yet again for...

Huge congratulations to @Damocles for our new thread title with 39 votes. 😘 Anybody care to do a recap as it's same shit, different day for Fakey. He's so desperate that he's going down the 'mental health' route now although he wouldn't have a clue about true suffering. 😡 Carry on Fakey's...

@bluecups has knocked @Lucyxxxx off the top spot this time with a brilliant title. Old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-39-even-in-dubai-couldnt-turn-it-down-a-notch-wife-was-in-the-corner-flossing-her-crotch.34283/page-53 Quick recap, feel free to add: - Fakey went to...

Well done to our @Lucyxxxx for another brilliant thread title👏🏼🤣🤣 We are not worthy👸🏼 Recap Unemployed Fake is having a meltdown, being his usual passive aggressive self & attacking anyone who he perceives is having a dig🤦🏼‍♀️ It’s all bantz mate, no need to lose your head😉 Him & flappy...

Queen @Lucyxxxx has done it again with another excellent thread title. Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-37-hunting-ghosts-on-itvbe-just-dont-tell-the-d-w-p.34026/ Quick recap, feel free to add - still in Dubai on the cheap, Fred left out of the family beach...

Well done to @Lucyxxxx with another brilliant thread title. Anyone want to do a recap? Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-36-is-it-his-brother-is-it-his-dad-no-its-just-the-ghost-of-the-career-he-never-had.33876/

Thank you to @Lucyxxxx for another brilliant thread suggestion with 48 likes 👏🏻 anyone care to do a recap? Although may as well copy and paste the recap from the past 10 threads as this cunt is nothing but predictable. Rinse and repeat. previous thread...

Thank you to @turndownforwhat for the brilliant thread suggestion with 43 votes 👏🏻 As usual we’re still being bombarded with the wedding of the century, that we all know is a load of shit. Freddie is still being treated like shit #justiceforfred Our poor fakey is back to “work” but it’s such...

Thank you @Lucyxxxx for the brilliant thread title with 36 votes 😂 recap : there is none, because surprise surprise the wedding of the year was shocking and these cunts are still rinsing it for all they can last thread...

Thanks to CBS1 for the thread title with the most likes To recap- the ‘England’ wedding took place and Jake ran off as fast as his disgusting Gucci loafers could carry him to sing at a shit hole camp site famous for people getting murdered. Then we had the spectacle of the ‘Ibeefa’ sham...

Congrats to @CrazyBaldhead for the winning thread title👏🏼 Brilliant😂 No time for a recap fakeys The wedding is happening🤵🏻👰🏻‍♀️ Enjoy🙌🏼

Well done to @bluecups for the winning thread title!!! I’m sure lots of unmarried people will take great inspiration from his amazing suit having the names lovingly hand crafted into it, with some much care and attention. Bravo 👏🏻 So I thought I’d do the honours and create us a new thread..! I...

Thank you to @turndownforwhat for the winning thread title with 32 votes 👏🏻 Had to edit it slightly to fit in - the original is Jake Quickenden #30: Fake is a prick only Sophie would choose, can somebody please burn those rank fucking shoes!!! Last thread...

Thanks @Twinkal86 for the thread suggestion. Think we can all agree this one is extremely apt. Fakey and lord F I hope you read this in shame with how you treat that poor boy. anyone able to do a recap? Last thread...

Congratulations to @Hayze2384 for the brilliant thread suggestion title with a whopping 46 likes 👏🏻 (More than fakey will ever get from his ‘fans’) 😂 the poll in the last thread has been decided and our collective name is now the fakeys, how apt 😉 let’s watch this shit Show of a...

Massive well done to @Nahmate100 for the winning thread title🙌🏼❤️ I can’t really do an epic recap as I have been MIA lately🤦🏼‍♀️ but what I will say is they’re still massive cunts! Both still jobless, still beggars, still selfish and still so self absorbed that no one else figures in their life...

Well done to @CrazyBaldhead for the winning thread suggestion with 43 likes. I had to share the amazing poem our @bluecups wrote for fakey, it’s brilliant 😂 Jake is being far too dull, this is very disappointing. I have written a prayer in this time of need, I hope it reaches him. Let us pray...

Thanks to @Yesweknowyouhavekids for the brilliant title with 55 likes 👍🏻 I’ve never made a thread before so I hope this works 😂 can anyone do a recap? We need our @Jac In The Box ❤️ previous thread...

Recap from last thread Leo was staying over with nanny su while daddy done his 2 hours work & mummy went on her hen do. Where the most exciting thing to happen was her wear a pair of trousers that cost £300 to look as tho she had been getting groped by Edward scissorhands or Freddie Krueger all...

Thank you for the votes on my thread title❤ For a while there, we were getting through a thread a week but Fake is sooooo boring that last one lasted nearly two🤦🏼‍♀️😂 Sad times when even tattlers can’t be arsed to rip you a new one😂 Fake spent a week at Su the enablers whilst doing his 2 hour...