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  1. ShowMeTheHoney

    Jake Quickenden #147 Finally shaved the beard off...

    Well done bluecups for turning this gem into a worthy winning thread title - an impressive 54 votes! Thanks to VaultInsectRest who posted this on the Mail Online (maybe one of us Tattlers😘) Fakey & Flaps have had their cover blown open by the Sun & Mail online to name but a few. The split is...
  2. ShowMeTheHoney

    Jake Quickenden #146 What’s lower? His followers or follicles?

    Well done Eastendskin for the most votes & for yet another cracking thread title!🙌 Cunty is at the end of his Sham tour but darkly hinting there could be more of this in the future🙈 JJ fc fourth series has started, where we see him acting like wooden spoon with a massive syrup. Looks to be...
  3. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #145 Wham, Scam, your marriage is a Scam

    New thread! Continuing the Wham-themed titles, bravo to our brilliant @Eastendskin for this corker! 😘 🙌 Old thread here - Jake Quickenden #144 Wham Bam, I am a sham | Tattle Life
  4. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #144 Wham Bam, I am a sham

    Absolute bobby dazzler of a thread title courtesy of @fredster2018 🙌 😘 Just in time for the Sham tour which begins in Stevenage on April 1st, very apt considering what a fucking joke this production is. Honourable mention to second most popular thread title by @Philimena cunk 😘 as nominated...
  5. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #143 No fixed address

    New thread! ...and a poll to see what the consensus is on these passport shenanigans. Last thread here - Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt | Tattle Life
  6. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

    New thread, Fakeys! Congrats to @Philimena cunk for another corker of a thread title 🙌 😘 Edited with Phili's consent to get past the mods :cool: Last thread here - Jake Quickenden #141 Snippy Little Queen | Tattle Life
  7. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #141 Snippy Little Queen

    Possibly one of the best thread titles we've ever had :ROFLMAO: Bravo @Philimena cunk 😘🥰 and thanks to @Mark81 for nominating 🙌😘 Last thread - Jake Quickenden #140 Fakey and Flapz sitting in a tree, D.I.V.O.R.C.E | Tattle Life Another poll because nothing has been confirmed yet.
  8. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #140 Fakey and Flapz sitting in a tree, D.I.V.O.R.C.E

    New thread Fakeys! Looks like Fakey and Flapz have split up, nothing confirmed so I've done a poll to see what the general consensus is. But the real big news is that @CrazyBaldhead is back! 🙌 Anyone fancy doing a recap? Last thread - Jake Quickenden #139 Chicken dipper head is the real...
  9. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #139 Chicken dipper head is the real pox blighting the Quickendens

    New thread Fakeys! Old thread - Jake Quickenden #138 I see dead people(to stay relevant) | Tattle Life Anyone up for a recap?
  10. Jane_Mcdonald

    Jake Quickenden #138 I see dead people(to stay relevant)

    Congrats to @Mark81 On his winning thead title🥳🥳🥳 Recap We started with them still on their amazing Barbados holiday. Shit weather, no food and drink unless Flappy brought it in her case🤣🤣🤣 On his return to the UK our Fakey just had time to squeeze in a quick TM appearance discussing IAC...
  11. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #137 "Woh we're going to Barbados" in hurricane season because of the cost

    New thread with a fab title courtesy of @Cleopops 🙌 😘 (hope you don't mind Cleo but I added the "Woh" at the beginning of the title because since you suggested it I've had this in my head as an earworm and keep singing it to myself 😅) Last thread here - Jake Quickenden #136 Rocky Baldboa...
  12. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #136 Rocky Baldboa - I'm (NOT) a celebrity

    New thread Fakeys! I hope nobody minds but I've combined the two most popular next thread titles because they were both quite short and equally brilliant. Shout outs and congrats to @jackssack and @Mark81 🙌 😘 Anyone up for doing a recap? Link to last thread - Jake Quickenden #135 What...
  13. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #135 What does this guy actually do apart from going bald?

    New thread Fakeys! Thread title courtesy of the DM comments section. Congratulations to Pilgrim Pete from Plymouth :ROFLMAO: Sorry, I haven't had to time to do a recap. Anyone else want to do one? Not sure much has happened other than the hair transplant and a minute-by-minute account of...
  14. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #134 In todays edition of Fakey runs off and leaves his family for his hobby...

    New thread Fakeys! New thread title courtesy of @JazzFan :love: - nominated by @ShowMeTheHoney 🙌 Had to change it slightly to get past the mods. "Fucks off" definitely sounded better though 🤭 Recap: Fakey did a podcast saying how Andrew Tate his dad told him he wanted him to have a better...
  15. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #133 Strictly Not A Celebrity Anymore

    New thread Fakeys! Big love and thanks to @Mark81 for providing us with a perfect thread title 😘 🙌 Recap: He's not doing Strictly lmfao. Wasn't even a backup contender when someone dropped out. Boring old Fakey rattled around the house waiting for Flapz and the kids to return. He managed...
  16. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #132 Flapz and the kids in the United States, Fakey home alone cos he's Billy No Mates.

    New thread Fakeys! Link to last thread - Jake Quickenden #131 On the flight longer than he was in the race. | Tattle Life So, Flapz is on holiday in America at her sister's who obviously hates Fakey which is why he's never been invited but unfortunately Fakey couldn't go due to his...
  17. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #131 On the flight longer than he was in the race.

    New thread Fakeys! 😘 A bobby dazzler of a thread title from @HMC nominated by @Mark81 🙌 Fakey is simultaneously piss-arsing around in Abu Dhabi and arguing in Flapz' comment section on a burner phone calling himself Ray Ray ❗❗(IYKYK) His cousin hasn't addressed the Yukon shitshow and...
  18. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #130 Yukon 1000, will he be eaten by a bear? Hope he's packed the glue for his hair.

    New thread just in time for the Yukon 1000 race! He's going to be radio silent for the next week - unless he breaks the rules and uses his phone and gets disqualified. Hoping that Flapz will entertain us is probably wildly optimistic, the boring cow. What will dissolve first, his mental health...
  19. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #129 A star only in his head! Everyone else went to bed.

    Congratulations to our @Mark81 for this fab new thread title 🙌 😘 Old thread here - Jake Quickenden #128 Rubbish Holidays R Us... | Tattle Life As you were, beloved Fakeys xxx
  20. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #128 Rubbish Holidays R Us...

    New thread Fakeys! Fantastic thread title with 30 votes by our brilliant @Philimena cunk :love: Obviously, Phili's title was just perfect but we gotta keep the mods happy. Link to old thread (3) Jake Quickenden #127 Someone needs to get a job instead of running around dressed up as a...
  21. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #127 Someone needs to get a job instead of running around dressed up as a knob!

    Thanks for your votes for my new thread title. 😘 A heinous crime happened in the last thread. The fake Goochi was stolen! 😂 He was undoubtly dumped from Spencer Matthews' podcast as he has since unfriended him! He drove up to Zelda's for money the Leeds Marathon with Spud. By the...
  22. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #126 Jake NotQuickEnough - Audience Member!

    A huge congratulations to our @JazzFan for the new thread title. I have also included in the title the fabulous comment in the Daily Mail about his anger at his running time in the London Marathon. A pure double whammy! 😂 The desperation is strong and getting even more stronger by the...
  23. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #125 Doing an ad for Hair and Me. Does it work on syrups? Not bloody likely!

    All hail our queen @CrazyBaldhead for another bobby dazzler of a thread title 🙌 :love: Old thread here: Jake Quickenden #124 On Only Fans floggin' his weiner 🥕 Flaps can order a new fridge freezer | Tattle Life As you were, Fakeys xx
  24. bluecups

    Jake Quickenden #124 On Only Fans floggin' his weiner 🥕 Flaps can order a new fridge freezer

    New thread Fakeys! Cracking title courtesy of our @ShowMeThe Money 🙌😘 Link to previous thread Jake Quickenden #123 Rita, Sue and Knobhead Too! | Tattle Life
  25. CrazyBaldhead

    Jake Quickenden #123 Rita, Sue and Knobhead Too!

    Thanks all for your votes for my new thread title! 😘 Nothing really exciting happened in the last thread apart from some major fashion disasters from the syrupped one. This one he resembles Kermit the Frog! 😂 We have had multiple stories of 'Father of the Year', missing home (yeah right...