Jake Quickenden #72 Muriel, Muriel, on the wall. Who is the thickest of them all?

[stargirl23]

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead on the brilliant thread suggestion with 22 votes!

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Jake Quickenden #71 You're a family man, or so you say, but you've left them again for the USA!

Thanks for your votes guysss for our new thread title! 😘 Highlights of the last thread were the friends coming over for the Bank Holiday weekend but only staying for a few days! We were reminded about his friends staying over a million times! Fakey, Father of the Year, stayed at home...

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[Jane_Mcdonald]

Ahahahahahahah it's raining there in his latest story hope it pisses down the whole time you're there you absolute pair of cunts
You look a right knob in those sunglasses too, your massive chicken dipper head is too bleeping big for them, nowhere near his bleeping ears

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thanks for the votes guys!

Short Recap:

Fakey stayed at home whilst Flaps and the kids went to Turkey. He gave them the middle finger as they departed and spent all week at home doing nothing but wait for his pretend 'working trip to the USA, which was mainly about him getting camp shots and posing! So thick he called murals on the wall 'muriels' and told people to get off his back. Aggy bleep!

Once home, he went straight to Soccer Aid on a 'presenting job' which ended up with him being ignored - even by the crowd. "Make some noise". Crowd: Silence!

He spent only one day with Freddie and off they went again - minus Freddie - to a grifted PR trip obtained by Flapz! He had binned off Swanfest for this so let's hope they are aware! Yes, the 'Mother of the Year' chose a freebie holiday over her eldest son!

The Wiki is having an overhaul right now and is looking much better! Seriously, these pricks should have the longest one on here!

They are both workshy, freeloading scum and currently rubbing it in their minions' faces! Let's hope karma isn't long in coming!

Revolting scumbags.

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And so it begins. Why can't they tell that feral child to sit down instead of encouraging him. I bet he's throwing food everywhere too!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just seen OL have done a post for Fakeys USA trip. Shows how unprofessional and clueless they are. Surely they should know their client only got back 3 days ago and they’ve put he went ‘a few weeks ago’ and as for Pollys comment (attached picture she’s referring to) she’s as much of a try hard as he is

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Oh duck off. Bit late for this now!

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Is she in competition with him or something.

I hope her new launch bombs just like her ITS one. bleep.

 

[mollyann]

Him being the loudest tit head and Leo with no hat or top on.As if using factor 50 on that child he’s bleeping browner than me and I’m half Spanish.Going to give him a miss for a couple of days and just read here as he’s getting on my nerves.Pair of freeloading arse wipes

 

[VC10]

bleeping awful pair of beggy cunts

Get that maris looked at , for fucks sake. It's scary how vacant he is.

Put your akimbo Flapz away, for fucks sake

Stop letching after young lads cocks, caught on your phone screen as you view

It's about time she departed to the Twilight Home for the Mentally Bewildered

 

[Philimena cunk]

And here I sit, in beautiful sunny sheringham, just enjoying lunch. Then a walk on the beach. Then a bit of shopping.
And guess what, cunty chops, I'm not in the slightest bit jealous of you, your grifting beard or toddler dustbin.
Because I have paid for everything. I don't have to sell my soul for a lifestyle I can't afford, and have to walk about photographing every fart, fake smile and ride/beauty treatment I can't afford.
So duck off.
Also, calling bingo on this shower...
Which one in the next 5 years will be getting treated for skin cancer.....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

On his deleted story didn’t he say have a nice week everyone and give the impression he wouldn’t be on Insta? 15 stories today already but he’s not obsessed with IG is he As for saying Leo is swimming by himself, he does realise we can actually see the video he’s posted? As usual no hat, no sunsuit and hair in his eyes. I’m actually convinced they do this now purely for our benefit

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What even are those noises that child is making in that pool? Don't they even question his severe speech delay? What is he 2 1/2yrs? He should be chatting away by now.

God he is SO repulsive!

 

[spambuca]

And here I sit, in beautiful sunny sheringham, just enjoying lunch. Then a walk on the beach. Then a bit of shopping.
And guess what, cunty chops, I'm not in the slightest bit jealous of you, your grifting beard or toddler dustbin.
Because I have paid for everything. I don't have to sell my soul for a lifestyle I can't afford, and have to walk about photographing every fart, fake smile and ride/beauty treatment I can't afford.
So duck off.
Also, calling bingo on this shower...
Which one in the next 5 years will be getting treated for skin cancer.....

Oooh I’m in Sheringham too but working it’s beautiful here today. Enjoy x

 

[trine]

They both keep screeching at that child, and he is completely vacant!
He doesn’t respond at all, barely even acknowledges they’re there, just either keeps eating or switches off and gapes into space.
It’s actually horrific parenting

 

[VC10]

And here I sit, in beautiful sunny sheringham, just enjoying lunch. Then a walk on the beach. Then a bit of shopping.
And guess what, cunty chops, I'm not in the slightest bit jealous of you, your grifting beard or toddler dustbin.
Because I have paid for everything. I don't have to sell my soul for a lifestyle I can't afford, and have to walk about photographing every fart, fake smile and ride/beauty treatment I can't afford.
So duck off.
Also, calling bingo on this shower...
Which one in the next 5 years will be getting treated for skin cancer.....

I'm sitting here in the luscious greenery too. Sunny and shade.... cup of tea..... like you , worked hard , because you naturally want a decent life . That's what the vast majority do. Progress.
What the duck have they got??

No jobs , scratching for 80 quid, a rented car , a part buy house with a condemned home-built loft area that'll be ripped straight out and done properly, with Dormers, by the next tenant/owners......
A vacant kid with severe problems that they ignore as they'd rather pimp out for likes and freebies , and an older lad that gets ignored by both , unless it's for photos and likes.


I've never met a pair of cunts like them ?


Very unlikeable. His muvver, too......

 

[Cocobaby09]

And here I sit, in beautiful sunny sheringham, just enjoying lunch. Then a walk on the beach. Then a bit of shopping.
And guess what, cunty chops, I'm not in the slightest bit jealous of you, your grifting beard or toddler dustbin.
Because I have paid for everything. I don't have to sell my soul for a lifestyle I can't afford, and have to walk about photographing every fart, fake smile and ride/beauty treatment I can't afford.
So duck off.
Also, calling bingo on this shower...
Which one in the next 5 years will be getting treated for skin cancer.....

Definitely Flaps. The state of her skin after the Maldives was dreadful.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Absolutely revolting specimen. In fact, I have NEVER seen anything more repellant.

 

[Cocobaby09]

Those sunglasses not even fitting his big giant dome heed

 

[VC10]

Christ, imagine getting onto a plane to fly somewhere and that pair of cunts are sitting behind you

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Its actually a beautiful day in Dublin today , it’s hot and Sunny and its raining in Menorca! Now that is what I call a little bit of Karma! Its hardly ever sunny or hot here

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Christ, imagine getting onto a plane to fly somewhere and that pair of cunts are sitting behind you

and Leo kicking your seat and them doing duck all about it

 

[Rob2401]

bleeping awful pair of beggy cunts

Get that maris looked at , for fucks sake. It's scary how vacant he is.

Put your akimbo Flapz away, for fucks sake

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Stop letching after young lads cocks, caught on your phone screen as you view

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It's about time she departed to the Twilight Home for the Mentally Bewildered

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Is zeldas “ stop picking on my 33 year old son” video in the wiki? lol
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