Jake Quickenden Gossip Forum

A massive congratulations to @trine for this hilarious thread title!!! 😘 Since his 'secret' stint as RaRa, work has dried up. They are absolutely skint! 💯 Full recap can be found in the Wiki. These two jokers are heading for bankruptcy! Fakey is trading in his car for a cheaper vehicle and...

Thank you guysss for all of your votes for my new thread title! 😘 Fakey is back to playing RaRa again at Butlin's and Krueger has gone to America!! For a recap of the last thread, please visit Wiki 2 for notable posts! Carry on Fakeys! 💗 Previous thread...

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead for another brilliant thread suggestion with 42 votes! 👏🏻 previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-74-the-kid-dont-speak-hes-a-freak-and-squidwards-nose-is-like-a-beak.40181/

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead on the brilliant thread suggestion Previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/ crazy’s great recap to follow which im sure we’re all looking forward to 👏🏻 any...

Thank you all for my thread title suggestion (25 votes) after he admitted pissing in the bath after getting out of it. Filthy bastard. 🤢 Notable moments of the last thread are in Wiki 2 for reference! We are literally waiting with bated breath guysss! Has Flapz had her Squidward nose sorted...

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead on the brilliant thread suggestion with 22 votes! previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-71-youre-a-family-man-or-so-you-say-but-youve-left-them-again-for-the-usa.39589/

Thanks for your votes guysss for our new thread title! 😘 Highlights of the last thread were the friends coming over for the Bank Holiday weekend but only staying for a few days! We were reminded about his friends staying over a million times! Fakey, Father of the Year, stayed at home...

Congrats to @CrazyBaldhead for the title. Amended slightly to fit, the original was Thread Suggestion: #70 Sad, desperate and an absolute muppet. We keep pulling the strings on our No. 1 puppet! previous thread...

Congratulations to @Sarivng2022 on the thread title. Had to edit to fit the original was #posing with Goochi in a dirty looking glass. Keeping up appearances when we know they're on their ass. previous thread...

Congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for your thread title (although it wasn't submitted but won)!! Recap: A few disturbing things happened in the last thread. Flapz went away with Freddie and Zelda came to stay because he can't look after his own child on his own. He compared his own mother...

Well done to @Sarivng2022 for an excellent thread title, you win a slightly used tooth sanitary towel bone costume. The marathon is over but Fakey is now talking about it more now that it’s done, and has shit on a whole loads of people’s finishing times this morning. He managed to somehow...

Well done to @Damocles for the title, you win Jake’s old wig! Five more sleeps until the marathon which Fakey has now admitted that he’s stopped training for, Sarcoma UK have really picked a top ambassador there. Full recap to follow, old thread here...

A huge congratulations to @fredster2018 for our new thread title! 👍 Carry on Fakeys. Recap to follow! Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-64-dear-lord-what-a-sad-little-life-jake.38369/unread

Well done to @CBS1 for the thread title with 40 likes 👏🏻 very apt after his weekend antics crying to the producers to get the comments removed on his mma post 😂 what a sad sad little man you are fakey previous thread...

Thanks for the votes guys! Unfortunately this thread title isn't very pleasant or indeed savoury. I think it has left people disturbed tbh after Fakey mentioned his newborn son's genitals on Steph's Packed Lunch on Thursday and then compared the size to his own penis. 🤢 He seemed to find...

Thanks guyss for my votes for the new thread title!! My inspiration came from the cock-up that is the 'loft conversion' and the bed not even being able to fit. You can use a fish eye lens all you want Fakey to make it look bigger but it's just not working bro!! 😂😂 We can't wait for the...

A huge thank you for your votes for the new thread title!! The best moment was watching Fakey fluff up his autocue, look like a complete knob with his Mrs Overall trolley and then proceed to trip up when he was handing out cocktails to the Loose Women panel today!!! 😂😂 Recap to follow...

Well done to @CrazyBaldhead for another great title, you’ve won a seat at Jake’s table at the Big Bash - oh wait….. Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-59-what-kind-of-a-witch-are-you-freddie-is-your-first-born-not-baby-no-2.37575/liked

Thanks for the votes for my thread title guyssss which was inspired by Flapz belittling her first born child Freddie in favour of the Golden Child once again. Here is the disgusting clip. Poor Freddie - dragged out only for ads and blatantly ignored most of the time bless him. 😒...

I'm on a roll guyssss and thanks for the votes for our new thread title. I changed it to incorporate the piping hot tea we had about Fakey being a dinosaur in The Masked Singer at Butlins! Recap to follow. Previous thread...

Thanks so much for my thread title which at the moment is very appropriate! 😘 He's definitely come back from the 'Moneymoon' with a bang! 😂 Recap to follow and Crazy's clip collection...

Excellent thread title from @fredster2018 , the OK Live was the gift that keeps giving and made the world’s most boring honeymoon a lot more memorable - as well as spawning a whole load of new avatars! Special mention to @Frosty knickers for coining the newest nickname: We had a final number...

Well done to @riddleme89 for an excellent thread title, had to amend it a bit for length and so it was allowed. Also added a poll so we can see how much traffic we get here, so don’t be shy (it’s my first time trying so hope it works 🤞🏻)! Anyone want to do a recap? The old thread flew by...

Congratulations to @Sarivng2022 on our new thread title. Shortened to fit! Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-53-a-loveless-marriage-full-of-doom-gloom-at-least-hell-soon-have-his-own-bedroom.36852/

Thanks for my thread title votes guyyyys! 😘 Recap: We saw the most atrocious 30th 40th Birthday for Flapz known to man which was a complete freebie! No money was actually spent and all she had was a paper crown hat, a cake that a 10yr old could have made better, a freebie bottle of...