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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #149 How dare you defile our oats?

    Congratulations to @hollowhusk for the sentiments and @Sideboard Bob for the nomination for thread title! 🎉 Your joint prize: you get to be brand ambassadors for Bécheval. Mmm, so creamy, it must be horse. Recap of last thread She appears to have been as sloppy as her food and MAY have...
  2. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #148 Ya prune

    Congratulations to @Ellabella for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: You must eat these. Whatever the hell they are. Recap of last thread: 1. She called someone a prune. Hope she means the Del Monte type. 2. She made some prune buns that appear to be iced with sausage fat and bacon dripping. 3...
  3. HotesTilaire

    Jack Monroe #147 We honestly didn’t expect the backlash

    Welcome to thread 147 🎉 named by @TheDragonWithAFlagon who thriftily decanted the words of the PR dept at Linda McCartney (RIP) and with an amazing 119 votes! Your prize is an extension on your book submission deadline (again). In our last thread- 1 The canal still love a tune. Write some...
  4. HotesTilaire

    Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af

    Congratulations to @heretoreaditall2019 for the words, and dear heart @Pocahontas for nominating them, over 60 votes! An exclusive never-before-seen video of how to make Linda’s meatballs in a dry yet sloppy orzo is on it’s way to you. In our last thread:- 1. Linda McCartney took a leaf out of...
  5. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #145 Mamapapa, why is all the food brown?

    Congratulations to @GoLando for the thread title! 🎉 your prize: you get to taste test Jack’s tinned mandarin dish. Did she submit her book? it’s a mystery. Some old Diva articles about Jack were shared by @discolisa It was a tense race, but mandarins took the lead in her hot poll. SB came...
  6. Pixieboots

    Jack Monroe #144 The man from Strictly, he say No

    Congrats to @TurnedUpInTipp for the title - your prize is a tin of pineapple chunks with the ringpull torn off. In our last thread... New to Jack's chaos? Check the Tattle wiki! Edit: Sorry @HotesTilaire, didn't mean to steal your new thread thunder!
  7. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #143 The viggles are all over Del Monte

    Congratulations to @MooBelle for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: Jack needs a new admin assistant (preferably one with hands). She continues to anger vegans and she continues to offend with ill thought out posts on Twitter. Clock’s ticking for her book deadline, but bae still managed to catch...
  8. Switchstreetz

    Jack Monroe #142 Honorary Unt

    To anyone concerned about the title - it's a quote from a tweet she posted where she said one of her friends calls her an 'honorary Unt' (cross between aunt and uncle!) Edit: forgot to add credit for the title in a very meta twist. words - @Jack_M nomination - @Boyo @ComeForTheX StayForTheY...
  9. HotesTilaire

    Jack Monroe #141 Who dat?

    Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for posting the viggle receipt and @lilamay for nominating the words! A brilliant prize for you both- I’ve named you and thanked you publicly on this thread, and I will probably never send you a signed copy once it’s finished. In our last thread, Jack made...
  10. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #140 This is not what Linda would have wanted

    Congratulations to @PoorPatrol for the words and @waffle maker for the nomination! 🎉 Your joint prize: you’ve got to eat those balls. Recap of thread #139 1. She knitted herself a shredded wheat big enough to feed everyone. 2. Welcome to Jack’s spa, where you will be treated to a bath full of...
  11. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #139 Paging Dr Monroe

    Another thread title for @SoulRebel 🎉 you’re on a roll! And credit to @ReginaPhalangee for the words. Your joint prize: a chance to submit your best frugal tips to Jack’s latest quixotic opus (fee/credit: none whatsoever). Recap of thread #138 She continued to be a point of contention on the...
  12. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #138 Jack Monroe MBE

    Congratulations to this trio of floofles: @jenny2603 @gracebevsescapingboobs and @SoulRebel for the thread title! 🎉 your prize: a bowl of the curried rice creation. It’s like gravel in a bowl. Recap of thread #137 Hot Take Jack says those tiktok quesadillas aren’t much cop. SB drew a...
  13. Pixieboots

    Jack Monroe #137 NarcLife by Bootstrap Crook

    Thanks to @colouredlines, @SoulRebel and @jenny2603 for the title components! Edit: And now @CabalofBolorneaise too! Mods changed the thread title 🤷‍♀️ In our last thread... - Jack told the Guardian that The Letter was a bit shit really - Letter-writing campaigns are only good when Jack...
  14. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #136 We lived in a house, it had a roof

    Congratulations to this terrible little trio for the thread title: @BobRob @SoulRebel and @kachoochoo ! 🎉 Your collective prize: a plate of Jack’s vegan sausage surprise. Recap of thread #135 Jack made a beautiful vegan meal as part of her Linda McCartney collab. Roadside Mum softly, gently...
  15. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #135 No measurable outcomes

    Congratulations to @Petelgeuse for the thread title! 🎉 your prize: a new job as Jack’s spin doctor. Do you possess hands? Recap of thread #134 She forgot about her Thunderclap. Not great for the founder. ‘I mean my god if I was contracted to do a job and only completed a quarter of it I...
  16. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #134 Suffer the little squiggles, for I am The Poor

    Congratulations to @TheDragonWithAFlagon for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: Jack’s lunch. Recap of thread #133 Jack made herself something indeterminable on rice. She whatsapped Marcus so he didn’t have to pay to read The Times. She was ‘fucking shaking with anger’. Roadside Mum didn’t seem...
  17. Pixieboots

    Jack Monroe #133 Neither a celebrity or a chef

    Well done @TriviaNewtonJohn, thread title champion! In our last thread:
  18. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #132 Leader of the Slopposition

    Congratulations to @Terrible for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one used, slightly soiled Mary Poppins costume. Recap of thread #131 Inserting herself into Roadside Mum’s story made her so BUSY. She stayed up until 3am, had ‘hundreds’ of messages in her inbox and gained over 20,000 new...
  19. Pixieboots

    Jack Monroe #131 Mary Sloppins

    Thanks to @BlendedSlop for the thread title and the many lovely fraus who nominated it. In our last thread... - Jack cleaned her kitchen! Unfortunately her nails still contain half a compost heap. - The shitty bungalow was infested with ghosts. - She got back on her "tea in risotto" bullshit...
  20. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #130 Or, more likely it just didn’t happen

    Congratulations to @Walkdengirl for the words and @waffle maker for the nomination! 🎉 A joint thread title effort. Your prize: a baggy each of the scrap stock. Recap of thread #129 She was so happy and proud about Thunderclap. Earworm Jack woz ere. Plant Jack was ‘too shy’ to contact James...
  21. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat?

    Congratulations to @blurstoftimes for the thread title! 🎉. A whopping 135 reactions last time I checked. You know what this means. You’ve gone viral. Recap of thread #128 No furlough, Jack cry. What a sad little face. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Marcus. Her begging hour drew...
  22. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #128 Just eat the custard

    Congratulations to @Walkdengirl for the words and @Alansbigplate for the nomination of them! Your prize: a sharing platter of Jack’s peanut butter and Bombay Bad Boy delight. Recap of thread #127 It’s ‘not her job to provide the answers, it’s her job to provide recipes for beans’. Oh, yay...
  23. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #127 No-spend year

    Congratulations to @MooBelle for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a can opener (and a ring pull tin of your choice). Recap of thread #126 She started the new year at her desk, by the [electric] fire, wishing for furious cats. Counting Crows Jack came to stay. Cooper the cat sat on her first...
  24. Harrybosch

    Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters

    I've silently, gently and softly set up this thread while Princess Poca is sleeping. Thread title by @Incywincy Mini recap. JM has/hasn't severe/long/no Covid. Birthday cakes made by her are linked to fanny-proximity...
  25. Minky McMoneypenny

    Jack Monroe #125 Tweeted it, completed it, deleted it

    Congrats to @_blank_ on capturing the moment of Jack's latest deletion frenzy. Remember cabal, if it's deleted it never happened, okay? ETA that it's very appropriate that _blank_ came up with the thread title, cos blank is what you get pre 14 Dec in Monroe land.