Congratulations to @kachoochoo for coming up with such a fabulous title. Also thanks to @Emmapism for quoting it and putting me right. Also to @HotesTilaire for nominating it.
Welcome to thread 184 stalkers!
Jack has asked for new friends and she is asking for a friend
Manchester, you have been warned!
Jack is staying at a hotel. She wants us to know but she doesn't want us to triangulate her in case it's all lies.
Jack decides to show us her hotel fridge (is it a smeg I wonder) even though no one asked. She references the mysterious treatment again and calls the cabal stalkers, n'awwww. Anything but retweet that campaign.
I write the recap as I read the thread so imagine my shock horror when the fridge is revealed to be a Smeg
It is too Jackish for words.
We also discover that Jack does not want everyone to know she has Kombucha just in case the squiggles are forensic or in her words 'to pre- empt tittery', no titters at the back please. Jack has too much respect for the Cabal's triangulation skills to bother removing it from the fridge though.
The Kombucha company retweet Jack's fridge pic and thank her. Maybe she will go viral with it (rock n roll).
The discerning fraus are not convinced this is a hotel fridge. The mystery deepens as it revealed the fridge is full of pretentious hipster drinks that are worth a small fortune. Would a hotel affected by Covid restrictions really spend the £££ on a literal food expert that no one has heard of.
We see evidence of a real troll, the first in a year I think. Hopefully they have been put in their place back under the bridge.
Finally Jack's Good food for bad days which includes and inception soup recipe is being featured on world book night. For some reason there are quite a few copies going free.
Just for fun there is a poll running as to where you think Jack might be. Based on previous fibs and boasts, I'd say anything is possible and the truth is out there. Only Jack and Jimmy Nail know what that is though.
Welcome to thread 184 stalkers!
Jack has asked for new friends and she is asking for a friend
Manchester, you have been warned!Jack is staying at a hotel. She wants us to know but she doesn't want us to triangulate her in case it's all lies.
Jack decides to show us her hotel fridge (is it a smeg I wonder) even though no one asked. She references the mysterious treatment again and calls the cabal stalkers, n'awwww. Anything but retweet that campaign.
I write the recap as I read the thread so imagine my shock horror when the fridge is revealed to be a Smeg
It is too Jackish for words.We also discover that Jack does not want everyone to know she has Kombucha just in case the squiggles are forensic or in her words 'to pre- empt tittery', no titters at the back please. Jack has too much respect for the Cabal's triangulation skills to bother removing it from the fridge though.
The Kombucha company retweet Jack's fridge pic and thank her. Maybe she will go viral with it (rock n roll).
The discerning fraus are not convinced this is a hotel fridge. The mystery deepens as it revealed the fridge is full of pretentious hipster drinks that are worth a small fortune. Would a hotel affected by Covid restrictions really spend the £££ on a literal food expert that no one has heard of.
We see evidence of a real troll, the first in a year I think. Hopefully they have been put in their place back under the bridge.
Finally Jack's Good food for bad days which includes and inception soup recipe is being featured on world book night. For some reason there are quite a few copies going free.
Just for fun there is a poll running as to where you think Jack might be. Based on previous fibs and boasts, I'd say anything is possible and the truth is out there. Only Jack and Jimmy Nail know what that is though.
Housekeeping
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Please use the words ‘thread title’ (two separate words) when making a bid for one as it makes it easier to search. Also, try to hold off to the latter part of the thread if possible (after post #500). And remember - no swears are allowed.
There is a thread in the off topic forum called Food and Drink where off topic chat is encouraged if / when Jack is quiet.
New to Jack? Have a look at the wiki.
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Please use the words ‘thread title’ (two separate words) when making a bid for one as it makes it easier to search. Also, try to hold off to the latter part of the thread if possible (after post #500). And remember - no swears are allowed.
There is a thread in the off topic forum called Food and Drink where off topic chat is encouraged if / when Jack is quiet.
New to Jack? Have a look at the wiki.
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