Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob (that’s Sidey B to pals) for the words and @Rekyavikgirl (Björk?!) for the thread title! 
You know what your prize is gonna be, don’t you. That’s right - a nice big jar of anchovy butter, lovingly handchurned by Jack.
Recap of last thread:
1. She was Gollumically proud of her pebble circle.
2. Also of her cockatoo eyes.
3. Felt cute, deleted later.
4. A fellow doctor (just singular) wrote an academic paper on her. Validation with footnotes.
5. She fisted some blackberries into a milk bottle.
6. She wore her deceptively cheery yellow coat and grinned ‘like an idiot’.
7. She made a pork mince and changed the caption once or twice.
8. She put the anchovy butter in the ribollita
and drank ‘em bowl up.
9. ‘Slick, salty, sea-briny, fatty, melty’, ‘wildest horny dreams’ and ‘Hhhhhhnnnnngggghh’ sadly didn’t make the edited caption.
10. Alexa! Play This Is Me from The Greatest Showman.
11. Oh, Jack, those days are magical! Yes, ... but.
You know what your prize is gonna be, don’t you. That’s right - a nice big jar of anchovy butter, lovingly handchurned by Jack.Recap of last thread:
1. She was Gollumically proud of her pebble circle.
2. Also of her cockatoo eyes.
3. Felt cute, deleted later.
4. A fellow doctor (just singular) wrote an academic paper on her. Validation with footnotes.
5. She fisted some blackberries into a milk bottle.
6. She wore her deceptively cheery yellow coat and grinned ‘like an idiot’.
7. She made a pork mince and changed the caption once or twice.
8. She put the anchovy butter in the ribollita
and drank ‘em bowl up.
9. ‘Slick, salty, sea-briny, fatty, melty’, ‘wildest horny dreams’ and ‘Hhhhhhnnnnngggghh’ sadly didn’t make the edited caption.
10. Alexa! Play This Is Me from The Greatest Showman.
11. Oh, Jack, those days are magical! Yes, ... but.
Housekeeping
Please use the words ‘thread title’ (two separate words) when making a bid for one as it makes it easier to search. Also, try to hold off to the latter part of the thread if possible (after post #500). And remember - no swears are allowed.
There is a thread in the off topic forum called Food and Drink where off topic chat is encouraged if / when Jack is quiet.
New to Jack? Have a look at the wiki.
Please use the words ‘thread title’ (two separate words) when making a bid for one as it makes it easier to search. Also, try to hold off to the latter part of the thread if possible (after post #500). And remember - no swears are allowed.
There is a thread in the off topic forum called Food and Drink where off topic chat is encouraged if / when Jack is quiet.
New to Jack? Have a look at the wiki.
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