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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. Harrybosch

    Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters

    I've silently, gently and softly set up this thread while Princess Poca is sleeping. Thread title by @Incywincy Mini recap. JM has/hasn't severe/long/no Covid. Birthday cakes made by her are linked to fanny-proximity...
  2. Minky McMoneypenny

    Jack Monroe #125 Tweeted it, completed it, deleted it

    Congrats to @_blank_ on capturing the moment of Jack's latest deletion frenzy. Remember cabal, if it's deleted it never happened, okay? ETA that it's very appropriate that _blank_ came up with the thread title, cos blank is what you get pre 14 Dec in Monroe land.
  3. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #124 Jack Monroe has and had covid, coronavirus, rona, covid-19 and long covid

    Congratulations to @Incywincy for the thread title! šŸŽ‰ Recap of thread #123 Here are some forensic timelines of Jackā€™s covid origin story, thanks to @Harrybosch @Veronicaaa and @TheDragonWithAFlagon. We need to accept that long covid Jack a-cometh. Sheā€™s been having fever dreams and apples...
  4. Minky McMoneypenny

    Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

    Can we keep the caps in the title for full shouty effect! Congratulations to @Scarletfever
  5. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #122 You don’t batch tweet when you’ve got a 106 fever

    Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for the words and @blurstoftimes for championing them šŸŽ‰ Recap of thread #121 She organised a ā€˜hugeā€™ Del Monte delivery of cans and fruit pots to go to the Fareshare warehouse. They will also be donating Ā£10,000 to Magic Breakfast. She was ā€˜(slowly, gently...
  6. Minky McMoneypenny

    Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

    New thread - congrats to @Flivver for the thread title! šŸ¤’šŸŒ”šŸ¤’šŸŒ”šŸ¤’šŸŒ”šŸ¤’šŸŒ”
  7. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #120 Jack and trace

    Congratulations to @Hollaaa for the thread title! šŸŽ‰ Your prize: front-row seats and tickets to The Sloppies after party (which is in Southend). Recap of thread #119 She got the ā€˜Rona. Sheā€™s been ā€˜practically ~ neurotic ~ about staying safe ... and thereā€™s no point trying to identify where it...
  8. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false

    Congratulations to @Captainmouse for the thread title! Nominated by three other posters, no less: @Petelgeuse, @Boyo, and @Minky McMoneypenny. A trifecta of nominations, well done Mouse. A plate of kumquats for you. Recap of thread #118 There were more eggs - this time of both chicken and...
  9. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #118 Diagnosis: gifted

    Congratulations to @Emmapism for the thread title! šŸŽ‰ Your prize is Christmas dinner at Jackā€™s. Mmmincemeat bread pudding (bring something to wash it down). Her festive feature in The Express happened. @MancBee took one for the cabal and purchased a copy of the paper. Photos here. Most...
  10. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #117 Exit through the grift slop

    Congratulations to @DinosaurSenior for the words and @HotesTilaire for nominating them! šŸŽ‰ Very close second to @kachoochoo for the topical and tropical: ā€˜Del Monte Trotterā€™. The Jack from Del Monte says yes, absolutely! At least she kind of looks like .. herself? Such a great company to...
  11. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #116 Burger and lies

    Congratulations to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the thread title! šŸŽ‰ Multiple thread titles hat trick prize for you. Recap of thread #115 She asked what is the most thrillingly mundane thing that people have done recently. I think I might know the answer to that. Hold on to your hats: the recipe for...
  12. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #115 I can’t work out the timeline

    Congratulations to @FrumpyCat for the words and @MancBee for the nomination. Another cheeky little duo! šŸŽ‰ There were several suggestions for titles referencing ā€˜terminator squiggleā€™, but in light of recent discoveries (see from bottom of p. 46 of the previous thread), itā€™s perhaps not...
  13. Minky McMoneypenny

    Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot

    It could only be SLOPBOT for #114 thanks to @traumatised sideboard Could someone do a recap and the Jack for Dummies link, please?
  14. HotesTilaire

    Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden

    With thanks to @Sentient mirror for the thread title Recap of previous thread: Final arrangements and categories for the first annual Sloppies awards were made. Professional caterers were engaged. She is a forensic supermarket retail price tracker, benchmarking the cost of smart price...
  15. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #112 Is that it? IS THAT IT

    Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for the thread title! Best dig out those six-inch heels! Youā€™re going viral, baby (the good kind). Well, the mystery of the tall, ā€˜astonishingly handsomeā€™ man was finally revealed. He was Marcus Rashford, aka Jackā€™s ā€˜bashfulā€™ ā€˜co-pilot and sous chefā€™, and she...
  16. Harrybosch

    Jack Monroe #111 I can't believe she got butter

    I've set up this thread, but I can't be bothered to write a recap. Sorry, you ninnies. Please, someone else do it. Thanks to @Smeghead for the title. Lots of votes, top bantz. For those on a grunk, at the time of going to press, she has NOT gone viral yet. I repeat, she has NOT gone viral.
  17. Minky McMoneypenny

    Jack Monroe #110 Hands up, who likes me?

    Sorry, panic-picked the thread title because there weren't any nominations that I could see by sorting most popular. Round up of #109 courtesy of @Switchstreetz So far Jack has: - Buried the chaos of her nasty weekend spree on twitter by briefly pulling out some google translate Swedish -...
  18. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #109 Jack Monroe’s network bandwidth is low

    Congratulations to @kachoochoo for the thread title. 109 reactions šŸŽ‰ I believe itā€™s your first? Slow cooker surprise for you. Mmmm. Recap of thread #108 Apparently, a ā€˜concern trollā€™ emailed her agent. Sheā€™s not blacklisted - just look at all her recent employment! Well then, Jack. Time to...
  19. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #108 You’re really good on camera mate, honestly

    Congratulations to @Scarletfever for the thread title! 78 reactions šŸŽ‰ Seeing as this is your second, I believe you have to eat a plate of the three tin tender. May the odds be ever in your favour. Ok, so technically @JoyceDivision won with: ā€˜Are ewe aware of our work, Tattle?ā€™, but Iā€™m afraid I...
  20. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #107 The writing’s on the wallpaper

    Congratulations to @Satisfying Click for your first thread title! 107 reactions šŸŽ‰ Bumper pack of colouring pens in the post to you (but Jackā€™s posting them, so I wouldnā€™t hold my breath). Special mention to @Terrible for: ā€˜Upstaged by a sheep - move over Sloppy, itā€™s Nibbles and Loppyā€™. Recap...
  21. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #106 She’s ‘aving a carafe

    Congratulations to @Smeghead for the thread title! An audacious 118 reactions šŸŽ‰ Pat on the back for you, you little finger of fun. Recap of thread #105 She woke in the middle of the night, and banged her shin. She wailed to the moon, BB fobbed her off, so she decided to list all of her meagre...
  22. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens

    Congratulations to @ScamSandwich for the words and @IGisntreal for the nomination! 72 reactions šŸŽ‰ Mmmincemeat doughnut apiece for both of you. Recap of thread #104 She feels less stressed out now sheā€™s not being rigid about spending exactly Ā£20 on Sundays (tired of that lark, amiright?). She...
  23. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #104 Are you familiar with my tip jar?

    Congratulations to another cheeky lil duo: the mostly lovely, sometimes #salty @LennyBriscoe for the words and @Scarletfever for nominating them šŸŽ‰ 66 reactions! Special mention to my buddle @Silver Linings who was a close second with: ā€˜Cause Iā€™m just a cheese slice dirtbag, baby. šŸ‘šŸ» Recap of...
  24. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #103 Take her as she is or leave her be

    Congratulations to @IGisntreal for the thread title! Your first? You get to eat a bowl of that giant red pasta with the bog of eternal stench sauce! šŸŽ‰ Recap of thread #102 She kept the splinter saga going. However, she rallied her ā€˜puppybrainā€™, popped a plaster on, buttoned up her denim...
  25. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

    Congratulations to @blurstoftimes for the thread title! 78 reactions šŸŽ‰ it could only be this one, couldnā€™t it? Brava, Blurst. Recap of thread #101 The cooking lessons with her ā€˜mysteriousā€™ bubble buddy continued. First up, Ribolitta and hot and sour soup. Mushroom dust? She invented it, fam...