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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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    Jack Monroe #176 Autistics, gays, difference and success

    Congratulations to @Thank(space)you for the thread title! Welcome to thread 176 ninnies and dear hearts. So Jack is in a mystery location with a mystery house mate 🤔 She lauded the wonderland of Nisa Local another non chain independent local retailer. She seems to have recovered from the ring...
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    Jack Monroe #175 Lidocaine for the hole

    Thanks to @Flibbertigibbet for the thread title words and @Eleanor Abernathy for the assist! Mild panic sets in as I realise I don't know what happened in the last thread. Jack continues to keep us guessing about where she's holed up, failing to realise we still don't care. She also kept up a...
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    Jack Monroe #174 Hold my hoverboard, Lou, the squigs are dying to see my new PJs

    Congratulations to @NomDeGuerre for the words and @Peeky_Mink for the nomination for thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one pair of Mark’s and Sparks pyjamas (to share). Recap of last thread ‘Hello Twitter ...’ she’s after a ‘little private posse of pillars to lean into’. ‘People think she’s a...
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    Jack Monroe #173 I take one day off and now she’s Polish?!

    Congratulations to @bowiethesdmn for the words and @Falkor the luck dragon for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a jar of pickles from Jack’s Polish supermarket haul and a slice of peach drizzle (you’ll need something to wash it down with). Recap of last thread ‘Cor people are really judgy...
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    Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove

    Congratulations to @traumatised sideboard for the words and @Captainmouse for nominating them for a thread title! 🎉 Your joint prize: your choices of whichever inspirational Jack quote you want as a print for your wall. They start here. Recap of last thread She took the wheelchair emoji off...
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    Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid

    Congratulations to @HBF1991 for the words (I adapted them slightly so as not to be tooooo negative) and @Fruitjack for the nomination 🎉 your joint prize: this. A vegan version can be rustled up, fear not. Recap of last thread She was fleetingly angry about school lunches again. She was...
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    Jack Monroe #170 Outrageous grifting dirtbag

    Congratulations to @Hollaaa for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a sticky ribs Pot Noodle (it’s not obviously non-vegan). Enjoy. Recap of last thread If you missed the BBC Big Book Weekend live and fancy 45 minutes of waffling tedium, here it is. Jack is collaborating with the Bright Blue...
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    Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips

    Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for the thread title! 🎉 I think this might be my favourite one 😂 Your prize: a framed print of Turnipbot (who wants to ask him nicely?) Recap of last thread Her Twitter was reactivated after a night’s break. The burning issue of what a turnip is brought her...
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    Jack Monroe #168 Darling, bit gauche

    Congratulations to @Brian Butterfield and @fauxpoor - you are joint thread title champs. Your prize: a plate of Jack’s latest foray into embracing her Greek roots. Recap of last thread Her goal is to write so many books that’s there’s one for all seasons and reasons. She’s an ‘anxious first...
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    Jack Monroe #167 Superlyingfragiletwistednarcywhiningtoerag

    Congratulations to @spirals for the words and @cheapwetham @fauxpoor and @LeftToMyOwnDevices for the nomination - you all share thread title credit 🎉 I have a feeling someone aged 33-and-a-day ain’t gonna like it. Your prize: this bowl of ... pot pourri? to share. Recap of last thread If you...
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    Jack Monroe #166 Comments are off

    Congratulations to @waffle maker for the thread title! 🎉 your prize: mmm that unsealed bag of chicken juice and raw onion. Recap of last thread She may have double booked.. She was ‘burned out and furious’ in the eve of her birthday. ‘Enjoy your birthday, Jack’. SHAN’T. Lucky Del Monte. She...
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    Jack Monroe #165 She’s in a fugue state

    Congratulations to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title! 🎉 did you think of it whilst in a trance? Your prize: first taste of the upside pineapple chicken thing. Yes, I know you’re vegan but so is Jack so sup it up 😂. Recap of last thread Jack will take part in a TedX talk on poverty and...
  13. Captainmouse

    Jack Monroe #164 I say, has anybody seen my girlfriend's scarf?

    Congratulations to @TheDragonWithAFlagon for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one box of home made firelighters🔥 where to start? Jack was away (but still here) she managed to piss off just about everybody, including the canal, with her constant hat changing and metamorphosing. her ridiculous...
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    Jack Monroe #163 Not saying anything new

    Congratulations to @colouredlines for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one Burberry Scarf (which you may need to have re-embroidered). Recap of last thread Clear your diary for 6pm on the 16 March. She’s doing a live for Del Monte. She asked if there was a ‘friendly oncologist’ in amongst her...
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    Jack Monroe #162 She slightly undercooked her pasta and lost her slot

    Congratulations to @fauxpoor for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: your very own tin of Jack’s carpet freshener. Disclaimer: Do not use near animals, plants or humans. Recap of last thread She came back to tweet about International Women’s Day. And to post a goodnight shot on Instagram. Night...
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    Jack Monroe #161 Jack Monroe is away, yo

    Congratulations to @Anonymous One for the words and @waffle maker @PoorPatrol @Lanie and possibly others for the nomination! 🎉 your prize: a bowl of condensed milk carbonara. Mmm. Recap of last thread It’s just cats, mate. Lots of cattos, doggos, rattos, bunnos, duckos and still living...
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    Jack Monroe #160 She thinks everyone on Twitter is gullible, she might be right

    Thread title courtesy of @MancBee for the words and @Minky McMoneypenny for the nomination! Recap of last thread. 1. With over 600 votes in the 'how long have you been reading these threads?' poll, the clear winner was Since That Man in March 2020. Nice to know he continues to play such a...
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    Jack Monroe #159 HarperCollins responded by saying the tweets were factually inaccurate

    Congratulations to @Emmapism for the thread title! 🎉 Had to shorten it to fit. Your prize: your choice of one of Jack’s garden chairs, plus a slice of the lemon drizzle. Zesty. Recap of last thread Round two for David Walliams. Dave, just grey rock. Will you be free on 21 March? Join Jack in...
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    Jack Monroe #158 She’s so offensively self absorbed

    Title in honour of @Emlo ’s mum Rachel, as suggested by @HotesTilaire 🎉 Recap of last thread So when she said she had fraudulently opened the Go Henry account? That was a JOKE y’all. She got salty with Go Henry, but no matter, all deleted. Another hashtag. Fly my pretties, flap. She had some...
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    Jack Monroe #157 Every time Jack lies, a Tattler is born

    Congratulations to @Orphan_Black for the words and @LyraBalaqua @Bobtheknob and @Minky McMoneypenny for the nomination / mash up. Your prize: you each get a Go Henry card. I hope you’re all children. Recap of last thread She told the flipping burger story again and also a new one about her...
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    Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious

    Congratulations to @MaineCoonMama for the the words and @fauxpoor and @hollowhusk for the nomination! 🎉 Your prize: Jack’s sharing platter of ramen and accompaniments (and you must eat dressed as Mary Poppins in honour of your title) Recap of last thread She added ‘ex fire service’ to her...
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    Jack Monroe #155 What a sad little life, Jack

    Thread Title thanks to me, I'm ashamed to say! 😖 but it was a long time coming! She's done bugger all for a couple of days, so please forgive the lack of a synopsis. or indeed if you have a good synopsis, please supply it 🙂 please see the wiki for all of her evil deeds/various origin stories...
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    Jack Monroe #154 The book has furloughed itself

    A collection of congratulations to @Harrybosch for your dry wit, and @MarzBarzie and @Captainmouse for the nomination! 🎉 Huzzah. Your prize: VIP tickets to the book launch (don’t hold your breath). Recap of last thread She showed off the artwork that was both ‘bought in better times’ and a...
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    Jack Monroe #153 I blended my pears specially

    Congratulations to @kachoochoo for the thread title! 🎉 I know it was kind of a joke, but it tickled me and got the most votes. Your prize: one of Jack’s tin can lanterns. (Safety disclaimer: Do not leave unattended or handle with bare hands. Or ... light. Ever.) Recap of last thread Move...
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    Jack Monroe #152 Gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olive and grape

    Congratulations to @blurstoftimes for the thread title! 🎉 reminding us all that Jack can cook ‘nice stuff’. Your prize: a nice big bowl of the Eye of Sauron salad, with optional ‘dressing’. Special mention to @HotesTilaire for: This time next year, SB, we’ll be Patreonaires! Recap of last...