Thanks a million to our gorgeous resident pussy @Rayne for the thread.
Marion is still a pocket rocket, still got lips like a cats hole, still in 25k a debt, cryin troll cause he's got heehaw content, nae mirrar waves this week and he made a shite attempt at decoratin the bent consoles with 40 ton of monochrome tat. He's a bit special stoatin about wae a concession pass, rinsin the social for PiP and proudly sauntering aboot wae a 'I might shart so let me in' pass that he clearly doesnae need. Bespoke IBS that means he can still eat nae end of beige shite and oil boiled eggs and proudly display his lanyard. Fudd. Eyebrows like a shag doll still and Harry Hill still has mair hair on his heid than Marion does, we're still waitin for a rhinoplasty jurneh' cause duck knows he needs that instead a spendin aw deeks money on wax. Deek is still out his tits on DF118s. He's choosin life. .bit like a few junkies did. So Aye as you were folks
Marion is still a pocket rocket, still got lips like a cats hole, still in 25k a debt, cryin troll cause he's got heehaw content, nae mirrar waves this week and he made a shite attempt at decoratin the bent consoles with 40 ton of monochrome tat. He's a bit special stoatin about wae a concession pass, rinsin the social for PiP and proudly sauntering aboot wae a 'I might shart so let me in' pass that he clearly doesnae need. Bespoke IBS that means he can still eat nae end of beige shite and oil boiled eggs and proudly display his lanyard. Fudd. Eyebrows like a shag doll still and Harry Hill still has mair hair on his heid than Marion does, we're still waitin for a rhinoplasty jurneh' cause duck knows he needs that instead a spendin aw deeks money on wax. Deek is still out his tits on DF118s. He's choosin life. .bit like a few junkies did. So Aye as you were folks
Mario is currently microwaving his shart pass and screeching at derek. We need naughty 
