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Came to say the same! How the feck did the Robin get in the security door 
kidding on hes got a “front door” aye right you’ve got a door to the close
kidding on hes got a “front door” aye right you’ve got a door to the closeHow many flats are there? And the robin went to martinsCame to say the same! How the feck did the Robin get in the security door
I don’t like anything like that though I get scared of meddling in things so I’d be scared like he is.
Mebbes he's daeing his vershun of Blair Witch project, that's why he's goat bespoke laptoap. As long as it's no the other kind of hame fillum #ifyekenyeken
It smelt the wealth lovelie.How many flats are there? And the robin went to martins
I can’t believe he downloaded something like that from “that vile app”. I dinnae like the supernatural lovelies,honestly Mario you are meant to get wiser with age.
I don’t believe he down loaded any app . I think his little pea brain worked over time today for a story for Instagram and he’ll be on tonight saying he’s had hunners of messages saying he’s so funny .
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Still laughing at the mash up video from the last thread of Mario holding his dodgy stomach and complaining of “hot sweats” 
The way Derek replies “huv ye?” NEVER fails to make me laugh. It’s like he hears that every day of his sordid life 
The way Derek replies “huv ye?” NEVER fails to make me laugh. It’s like he hears that every day of his sordid life 
Martin, Chicken Little Marion
Whatever your calling yoursel these days.
Dae ya really expect us tae believe an actual Robin flew into through the reinforced door at Paisley Tooers up 3 flights of stairs and waited ootside your door?
Back in your ain lane hen
Was it wee Deek in a Robin fae Batman fancy dress costume (age 7-9)?
Stop talking utter pish
so aye.
Whatever your calling yoursel these days.
Dae ya really expect us tae believe an actual Robin flew into through the reinforced door at Paisley Tooers up 3 flights of stairs and waited ootside your door?
Back in your ain lane hen
Was it wee Deek in a Robin fae Batman fancy dress costume (age 7-9)?
Stop talking utter pish
so aye.
Is it the sweats or is it tha squits ma lovelie. Either way comedy gold.. he had a right chin on him back in the day!Still laughing at the mash up video from the last thread of Mario holding his dodgy stomach and complaining of “hot sweats”
Aye hens and surely this wee robin would have been caught oan,his bespoke ring doorbell footage ...prove it Martian or its another or your beak clutching tall tale ma so aye
I’m a bit of a bird geek
and I’ve not seen one robin in my garden(sorry mario) all summer. If that did happen(
) the poor wee fucker will be traumatised (the robin,not Martin…sorry Mario)
and I’ve not seen one robin in my garden(sorry mario) all summer. If that did happen() the poor wee fucker will be traumatised (the robin,not Martin…sorry Mario)
I love the missing tooth
It wis more likely a plastic bag than a Robin. The only Robin in his flats is the thieving, robbing neighbours making him put his wreath inside. The bleep is a tripper.
Or as it’s now known: 5 stone ago
mwah x I’m away out to have some lethal drinks ma lovelies. Happy F r i d a y n i g h t 
How big is ma wee button mushroom you ask?
This big...
You really have to open your eyes to see it, so aye.
This big...
You really have to open your eyes to see it, so aye.
Can we have a recap if possible, ma lovelies? Ah've been busy the past few days & missed some of the last thread chatter. Tonsa love 
Ah've been busy the past few days & missed some of the last thread chatter. Tonsa love 
Poor Deek having tae wake up to a face lit that. A beak lit that. I bet he goes tae sleep every night hoping Mazda doesny sneeze the duvet aff a them, wee soul
Sack the bloody decorer 
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