We had no suggestion hens on the last thread, so I made one up. Ma thread, ma rules. So aye!
Cleaning with Mario #71 Rancid Scheme Queen spent all her Cost of Living payment in one day
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“Might as well eh?”
Treatit yourself and us tae a new thread. Keep your power @Babybail93 so aye
Recap: He's on annual leave, hasn't gone away of course. But he's walked a dog that hates him, had a pedicure on pale fleshy feet 
he's copying content from a chap called Andrew, naughty naughty. He's washed the bleep hoosecoat, been to the cinema TWICE. Eaten a shed load of microwaved *restaurant* food.
This week he's having his eyelashes permed, I'm hoping they come out short grey and unflattering like my granny's perm used to.
he's copying content from a chap called Andrew, naughty naughty. He's washed the bleep hoosecoat, been to the cinema TWICE. Eaten a shed load of microwaved *restaurant* food. This week he's having his eyelashes permed, I'm hoping they come out short grey and unflattering like my granny's perm used to.
*titty bumps ma way intae the new thread*
Treats! So aye!
Treats! So aye!
#deserved
So needed
Think it would take more than a bit of domestos tae clean that hen. I’m thinking more sulphuric acid. So ayeI’m hoping he goes on an anal bleaching journey that goes wrong after the lashes
Hens! It’s lash perm day! I’m so excited tae see how glamorous she looks!
I wonder if The Inkey List messaged him to ask that he doesn’t show off the stuff he was sent and that he had been removed from the PR list coz we have never seen height nor hair of it again…
No gonna lie I am buzzing about these eye lashes. Canny wait to take the utter piss out of them
I just cannae understand this lash journey, truth be told. If she wants to look pretty, she needs to get a fox eye treatment, to reduce the bulbousness of her egg eyes, a wee rhinoplasty on her snoz, a whole new set of teeth, botox and as for the hair, nothing can save that. Shave it off and start again. Lashes ain't gonna do duck all.
Hair first, then nose. All he can afford to do is hair, which desperately needs a proper hair it. He can't prioritise aaarrggghh!
The folk on their scheme must get such a laugh from Maz & Didums, be like a maw and her wain mincing along the road "come on Derek, I'm no gonnie tell you again, pack that right in" 
Think we will be going on an elvis journey. Just ma thoughts so aye
More shite. He buys products for his hair as if he's got hair like a lions mane
And is this the same stuff he bought for his lips just a few days ago?.
And is this the same stuff he bought for his lips just a few days ago?.
QVC called and ask he wants a job
I imagine him looking like this after his lash treatment
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SHOW US THE RESULTS OF YOUR LIPS!!!
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