Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx
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Will this be the thread we finally get the autumn tat reveal? 
I’m on the edge of my seat ma lovelies!!!
I’m on the edge of my seat ma lovelies!!!
I’m moist with anticipation of the autumn tat reveal. More fake leaves, pumpkin shaped shite and the like. Oh the class!!
Will this be the thread we finally get the autumn tat reveal?
Only if he can bae fucked hens! Remember his issnae his joab and Glasgow is currently hotter than the sun apparently
Martin Chicken Little meltdown incoming...CAPESH 
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@Blanche Hunt blanche ma lovely please don’t taint my obsession with marlon Brando 
tried to (no ma) quote from last thread but wasn’t quick enough so aye
tried to (no ma) quote from last thread but wasn’t quick enough so aye
Didn’t he say he wasn’t going over the top this year?
So he did, aye. But what else has he really got in his sad little life?Didn’t he say he wasn’t going over the top this year?
When he says ‘life’s too short’ I can’t help but laugh. He’s using that phrase over buying autumn decorations.. for his flat…
Usually people say that before booking a 5* holiday, buying themselves the car they’ve always wanted or getting themselves that one pair of shoes or item of clothing they’ve always dreamed of owning.
This guy isn’t right in the head
Usually people say that before booking a 5* holiday, buying themselves the car they’ve always wanted or getting themselves that one pair of shoes or item of clothing they’ve always dreamed of owning.
This guy isn’t right in the head
Ah dae apologise tae ye wee hen, ah promise ah wulnae dae that again. It really isnae fair tae Marlon tae be in any wiy associated wae a faux Italian cleaner fae Seedhill.@Blanche Hunt blanche ma lovely please don’t taint my obsession with marlon Brando
Youse are all peaking too soon with this autumn journey. August 13th is way too early. “August 28th” perfect.
Birthdaynon- event first. Capesh?*
*no ma quote
Birthday
*no ma quote
He did too ma lovelie. Does someone still have a wee screenshot of him saying he was going to keep it simple this year?Didn’t he say he wasn’t going over the top this year?
Edit: Found it in a previous thread.
No big reveals.
No changes at all this year.
I want it simple.
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Life’s too short sooo let’s buy autumnal decor 
Make it make sense. Is this another break down Mario?
Make it make sense. Is this another break down Mario?
He’s so aggressive in his delivery. Martin, your illiteracy is shining through again. The more you go on the more of a fool you are making yourself look and I am here for it.
It’s no wonder brands don’t want to work with him. If he’s have used his Insta to his advantage like Hinch has (can’t stand her btw but you can’t deny she hasn’t used it to her advantage!), he could have had his own front & back door and a garden by now but no, he’s still living in his bedsit in Beirut trying to convince himself he’s happy. What a sad little life Martin.
Who ever called him Marion Brando on the last thread deserves a god damn oscar hahhahha i have peed my pyjamas laughing and I canny stop hahhhaha oh I bloody love this thread and you lot are all aff your heids hahhahhahhaha xx
It's a shame because if he'd stop using the vile language and get to know how to be viral on this viral app (no ma quote and don't know if it's his quote but sounds like a quote he would quote), he could get deals with companies. A wee Scottish guy living with his finance who also has a disability*; ticks some diversity boxes for companies.
*We aw have our disabilities love - no ma quote.
Just marking my spot. Nae debates.
Ooooo someone’s being a petty witch tonight! Has your petty cash run out! It doesn’t make your sound big or clever martin. Just highlights your sad miserable life!
Mebbes he's using the petty cash money fae his Craig Tara holiday fund that we naughty Tattlers spoiled fur him, by compromising his security and so forth.Didn’t he say he wasn’t going over the top this year?
I feel like b Jack Skellington whiplashing between Christmas and Halloween, while sat sweating my tits off with a fan on.
So his big big plans was spent, sitting in the shell chair, plastering his bleep face in bronzer, going to home bargains and B&M, buying leaves and acorns, then home to read tattle, then watch a film in bed. So just a normal Saturday then. Nice.
So his big big plans was spent, sitting in the shell chair, plastering his bleep face in bronzer, going to home bargains and B&M, buying leaves and acorns, then home to read tattle, then watch a film in bed. So just a normal Saturday then. Nice.
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