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Absaloooootley embarrassing that story of his eyelashes. Cringeing so badly my feet have folded in half from curling my toes so hard in embarrassment 
How does he know this woman is a master at the lashes?! He’s only ever had it done once before off her 
acting like he’s a lash expert. So much for taking time off till Sunday. Cannot help himself
acting like he’s a lash expert. So much for taking time off till Sunday. Cannot help himself
So by Tuesday his eyelids will be in swollen to duck, in a week his eyelashes will have fallen out. Did he have his lips filled, or has he just greased them up.
Saying he couldn't last without that treatment. Give yourself a punch in the face, Mario, you stupid middle aged man child 
If anything you need to focus on getting treatment on that massive nose and receding hairline.
If anything you need to focus on getting treatment on that massive nose and receding hairline.
It doesn’t seem 5 minutes ago that he had his lashes done last time. Should they need doing again so soon?? I need tae get to know cos I don’t know 
Aw wee @Ferguson profile pic looks awffy happy wi that and nae debates. #deserved
Ah'm putting him forward fur a knighthood, aw that courage it took him fae grieving tae get the lashes done.
He got them done early autumn. We must be in wintum noo.It doesn’t seem 5 minutes ago that he had his lashes done last time. Should they need doing again so soon?? I need tae get to know cos I don’t know
Hi, I’ve literally just discovered him today and asked just at the end of the last thread is he actually for real? I thought it was a piss take parody account and seriously is his nose real!! Please someone put me out of my misery and tell me about when he tried to contact the dead and what thread I find this on 
He is for all we know about actual real person. However, most of us on this thread refuse to believe he isn’t a parody because the bleep is absolutely bat tit crazy!Hi, I’ve literally just discovered him today and asked just at the end of the last thread is he actually for real? I thought it was a piss take parody account and seriously is his nose real!! Please someone put me out of my misery and tell me about when he tried to contact the dead and what thread I find this on
I’ll have a look for the ouija app thread
Welcome ma loverlie, Martin isnae a parody and nae debates.Hi, I’ve literally just discovered him today and asked just at the end of the last thread is he actually for real? I thought it was a piss take parody account and seriously is his nose real!! Please someone put me out of my misery and tell me about when he tried to contact the dead and what thread I find this on
There's talk of it here and try the thread before too, might also be more information on his wiki, the pink button at top of threads.
Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin
Thanks tae oor wee baby gurul @Ratgrrl fae this thread wae the most votes. So aye
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Back in yet ain lane hen, it's not his problem queen died, he's fighting is own fight couldn't stay aff gram for 24 hours or more, not his problem he'd done 24 hours mourning life goes on Soo ayyye Marion needs his treatmentsAbsaloooootley embarrassing that story of his eyelashes. Cringeing so badly my feet have folded in half from curling my toes so hard in embarrassment
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Yeah I sat and read his wiki this mor that’s how I found out about it and coupled with everything else I was like nooooo way he can’t be real, surely someone out there is literally ripping the c*nt out of us. I swear I’ll have nightmares about his nose now, showed him to the hubby and he was like ‘WTAF am I looking at’
Wait until you’ve been here for a while, sometimes it feels like the twilight zone with the stuff this roaster comes out withYeah I sat and read his wiki this mor that’s how I found out about it and coupled with everything else I was like nooooo way he can’t be real, surely someone out there is literally ripping the c*nt out of us. I swear I’ll have nightmares about his nose now, showed him to the hubby and he was like ‘WTAF am I looking at’
Have you checked out his bespoke highlights? Aww I'm jealous of new people, as they get to watch it all for the first time.Yeah I sat and read his wiki this mor that’s how I found out about it and coupled with everything else I was like nooooo way he can’t be real, surely someone out there is literally ripping the c*nt out of us. I swear I’ll have nightmares about his nose now, showed him to the hubby and he was like ‘WTAF am I looking at’
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Aw come on now, it’s getting all too much with the Christmas songs. I don’t bleeping know what season it’s meant to be anymore. Is it even autumn yet
I wull gladly hit ye oan the heid a few times, knock oot yer memory. Ah'm such a good pal, ah also built this tattle website fae the grun up, always shouting oan wee businesses fae the rooftoaps. Ye ure aw pure dead lucky tae huv me in yer lives and nae debates.Have you checked out his bespoke highlights? Aww I'm jealous of new people, as they get to watch it all for the first time.
Telt ye it wiz wintum. Candy cane lane incoming.Christmas tunes playing
Not yet but trust me I willHave you checked out his bespoke highlights? Aww I'm jealous of new people, as they get to watch it all for the first time.
I saw Ava May tagged, so it must be her crap hooky fragrances.Christmas tunes playing
Shove them up your hoop silicone lips
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