Seen it in the DM looks like a 6 year old playing dress up.
Lauren Goodger #27 Scamming cash by selling fake gear & lips that look like a baboon's rear
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Guys, she is not in the aesthetics business.
It's the assfettiks bizness.
It's the assfettiks bizness.
The Marie Celeste in the bathroom cupboard, the Treasure of the Knights Templar and the Holy Grail in an old Domino's bulk delivery box under the stairs. Amazing what you can find eh??
This really reminds me of the Neanderthal women. No offense to them by the way.
Twins??
Bottom one is prettier.
Twins??
Bottom one is prettier.
More chance of her finding one or all of those than her stumbling across any extra brain cellsThe Marie Celeste in the bathroom cupboard, the Treasure of the Knights Templar and the Holy Grail in an old Domino's bulk delivery box under the stairs. Amazing what you can find eh??
I'm sure they would look fabbalus darlin' after one visit to Lozza's Asfetiks for some treatments
Sorry but I’m 31 weeks pregnant and I’m not getting the vaccine until the baby is born. It just hasn’t been tested enough in my opinion for them to do a complete 180 and suddenly say it is perfectly safe for pregnant women. No one really has the right to tell any pregnant woman what they ‘should’ be doing. Sorry I’m not meaning to cause offence by my comment. But BL is talking shite about masks... I am not exempt because I am pregnant and I wear a mask in public places like anyone else.
The difference is, you sound like you have sense. I get the impression she doesn’t plan to have it full stop, and won’t wear a mask.
oh gosh, as soon as the baby is out I will have it...
let’s face it, it’s our route back to a normal life. It’s a no brainer really... maybe I am being overprotective but for some reason I just don’t feel comfortable having it while she is in there 
Omg - that is her - she just needs some asfettix help... just wow. Well spotted. Here's a lady who wore fur for a proper reason - coz polyester hadn't been invented.
One is 12 weeks pregnant and one is 40 weeks and gave birth
*I know different shapes, different horses for different courses but this is about LOZZA and her pregacy journey
*I know different shapes, different horses for different courses but this is about LOZZA and her pregacy journey
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Wonder if she has been sacked from OK? It's usually always referenced when it is someone's final column and that wasn't in last week plus it doesn't make sense to finish it at this point in the pregnancy eitherReally confused. What's going on? No regular midweek Backgrid/ DM bulland no regular Thursday ok column this week?
I hope to God she has been sacked for being such an irresponsible bleeping idiot and talking shite and offering girls cheap crap fillers from a seat in someone's tit shed.
I am waiting for PEPPA to take all the money, then claim she is ill, unable to do the appointments .....
It just hit me like a lightning bolt who she reminds me of! One of the Gorgs from the frankly immense 80s/90s TV show Fraggle Rock.
GET BACK ????Desperado is up late tonight
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Hhmm. Maybe when she said she’s got a bun in the oven she meant she’s just eaten two dozen of Tescos finest iced buns.
duck OFF - that would mean you had it in the first place.
One is a compulsive liar...
She’s quiet. Wonder if babygel has arrived?
How many hours till she’s back on OF after the birth?
How long before Chaz is gone?
We should make a bullshit bingo for her EKSLUSIV interview and post birth life -
Nightmare birth
I can’t breastfeed because of xx made up thing (nothing wrong with choosing not to BF but fibbing about it is)
Bragging about how well everyone says she looked after giving birth / someone recognised her, celeb story
Ridiculous name for babygel
Barely any mention of Chaz whatsoever
Has hair, nails, brows and lips done on exit from hospital
Picture of a little hand or foot with ‘but this weeks ok’ or similar
Filters her first baby photo
Goes out on the town with the help of much shape wear and photoshop
How many hours till she’s back on OF after the birth?
How long before Chaz is gone?
We should make a bullshit bingo for her EKSLUSIV interview and post birth life -
Nightmare birth
I can’t breastfeed because of xx made up thing (nothing wrong with choosing not to BF but fibbing about it is)
Bragging about how well everyone says she looked after giving birth / someone recognised her, celeb story
Ridiculous name for babygel
Barely any mention of Chaz whatsoever
Has hair, nails, brows and lips done on exit from hospital
Picture of a little hand or foot with ‘but this weeks ok’ or similar
Filters her first baby photo
Goes out on the town with the help of much shape wear and photoshop
You can't sack the UK's favouritest and pwettiest and inspirationalisht yung gel.
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