WELCOME TO THREAD #11
HELEN ANDERSON - What be covid? I don’t that in my space
Big thank you to @microwavequeen for the title suggestion!
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Let's have a recap and get right to the good stuff!
▷ BOREMAS CONTINUED...
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Vlogmas #17
Misses Friday's upload because she wanted maximum sympathy / worry after COVID HairGate.
Uploads Sunday an incredibly boring vlog where she files a piece of metal
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Vlogmas #18
Has the Christmas excitment shits, then drinks 4 extra strong cocktails
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Vlogmas #19-21
Uses 'goodbye' as clickbait.
Has the weirdest "conversation" with Fil.
Goes out shopping multiple times.
Goes out for dinners
Has friends over to exchange presents, then goes off and visits friends to exchange presents.
Does a nonsensical speech saying that we are ALLOWED to feel sad, we should get through this QUICKER and SAVE LIVES and BE POSITIVE, and then shows herself going out shopping... yet again.
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Vlogmas #23-27
Goes away to a place that was "2 minutes down the road but actually it's 30 minutes away, but really it's 40 mins away".
Paid extra to have the room decorated for Fil's birthday....
he got six pathetic balloons blown up with a strangers breath during a pandemic
Fil fails the idiot test, pulls the rope to an outside bucket shower and is surprised when he gets soaked in water.
Needs a "well deserved break" after doing barely anything
▷ SORRY NOT SORRY
Continuing on from the previous thread after Helen broke Covid rules when she travelled from Norwich to Tier 3 London to get her hair done (read: about the apology video here)
- Spams videos, pictures and IG reels of her getting her hair done to gain more likes and views
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Shows everyone that she still can't wear a mask properly
- Deletes any negative comments she got on her Youtube / IG about the London trip, then
when asked, she claims believes that people aren't ignoring the rules, claiming that they're only breaking them because they are confusing
- Continues to
block and delete comments, only leaving up comments that tell her she's fine to break the rules
- In her
Vlogmas 19-21 video she did a speech about people should be saving lives and how the pandemic will be over quicker, but then shows herself going out for non essential shopping, and two 'last minute' Christmas shopping trips, seeing her friends, going out for meals and
also getting her nails done
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YOU GUYS SAVE LIVES - I NEED TO GO SHOPPING AGAIN
▷ HOW DOES HELEN REACT TO THE TIER 4 & A NEW STRAIN OF COVID ANNOUNCMENT? - BY, YET AGAIN, GOING OUT MULTIPLE TIMES OF COURSE!
- Even though Christmas has been cancelled for millions, she still posts how she's super excited about Christmas (because Covid doesn't affect her)
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"Adding the Christmas spirit, what's left of it looool"
- After Boris' first tier 4 announcement - she goes out, again,
with Ben and doesn't social distance (deletes comments when people pointed out the lack of social distancing)
▷ HOW DOES HELEN REACT TO THE NORFOLK TIER 4 ANNOUNCEMENT? "WELL I'M STILL GOING AWAY ON A MINI BREAK HOLIDAY FOR MY RELAXING TIME"
- Previously planned a big secret get away full of excitment for Fil's birthday
- After Boris' second announcement of Norfolk going into tier 4 she continues on with her plan to take Fildo away for his birthday (don't worry it's just a hotel down the road, actually it's 2 minutes away, just kidding is over half an hour away but most likely further than that)
- Dogs were taken round to Maff's sister's house and then she had to go round to Ellie's house to pick up the birthday cake she made... mmm tastes like covid
- Continues to recieve backlash for her selfish decision to go away for Fil's bithday, continues to delete comments
- Comments that
she's going away for HER RELAXING TIME on Fil's birthday, and after her getting oh so confused about the guidelines when she went to London - suddenly remembers all the guidelines and rules just in time for her trip away!
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Likes comments that support her going from a tier 4 area to a tier 2 and going away on a mini break and blaming the government for her mistake, and her molluscs are sooooo certain the hotel she's staying at is covid secure!
- She's having such a great time that she spent all day on IG posting her "new fav trend" of getting people to ask her to post certain pictures (unsurprisingly they were boring - one of her wall and lots of her drunk off her skull/drugged up)
- Still goes out to dinner on Christmas Eve and still has her family over for Christmas Day
▷ STILL LURKING ON TATTLE...
- Tattlers suggested that she should donate her gifted Sainsbury's hamper to a food bank. Helen eats the hamper but then mentions in Vlogmas #17 that she's only just noticed there's a food bank trolley at Asda so she will 'look into' donating something, after she decides which food bank.
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A tattler suggested Christmas themed content eg: virtual cocktail making session she could do instead of the boring shit she's doing at the moment. Helen then posts a virtual Christmas Cocktail video
▷ THAT AWKWARD GRANNY KISS....."CAN I GO NOW?"
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Vlogmas #18, she edits in THE MOST HILARIOUS part where
Fil asks if he can leave the room, she grabs hold of his arm and creepily moves her face towards him, he gives her the quickest peck - like he was kissing his Granny - and then rushes away while her face drops and she does a sad pathetic little wave bye bye
▷ SO.MANY.ADS.
- Gets worse with her #ad and #gifted stories on IG
Posted all these in one day(also shows that she shuts her dogs in the tiny washroom whenever she's not in the house - because she
still hasn't toilet trained Dee)
- Does a
weird advert for SKY which was such poor quality and wasn't even remotely in line with the TV show she was promoting
▷ SHE'S BAAAAACK
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Posts a IG story of 2020's hightlights
- Still has the gall to claim she's suffered like the rest of us and has had to adjust to a "slower pace of life"
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Posts another top 10 of things she did in 2020
- Gets called out for doing so many things in a pandemic -
and her response was "YEAH! WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
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Pats herself on the back for getting through 2020 by compromising and only having 6 or so holidays during a pandemic
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Squeezes herself in a pair of trousers so ill fitting that she decides to call it a horse rider look... (
this is what they were supposed to look like)
▷ STILL CAN'T DO SHIT FOR HERSELF
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Makes Fil take shitty pictures of her when he came home for his lunch break from work, because she's a selfish cunt who couldn't possibly have set up a tripod to take her own pictures
- Also
hilariously uses the wrong idiom
▷ ANNOUNCES THAT SHE'S IN THERAPY, ALSO THOUGHT THAT BEING ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTS MAKES YOU A FAILURE
- Because "influencers have had it worse in 2020", recieveing lots of comments which didn't kiss her arse constantly, her moody periods and the fact that now she has nothing to do -
she's decided to get therapy to help battle her self doubt (not for her obvious alcoholism)
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Puts out the first video of 2021 where
she does a skit taking the piss and
where she shames people for wanting to have goals and live healthier
- Calls herself an inspiration
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Has a dig at her ex husband as he's super buff now, and says she isn't damaged from her marriage break up
- Still thinks influencers have had it the worst
- Came off the pill and has forgotten what hormones does to her, thinks that she has a hormone inbalance
- Went to doctors and didn't want to be put on anti depressants because she saw it as being a failure
*Sorry this was a bit of a rush job as have had a lot going on over here. If I've missed any info or hilarious pictures, please add it below!
▷ PICTURE HIGHLIGHTS:
I was literally just about to spend my day sat at home - as always - worrying about the world collapsing due to COVID-19, selfish pricks going about their day as usual, the environment, capitalist Tory bastards ruining the economy and so on and so forth.. BUT NOW I can happily just postpone that until tomorrow 
thanks Helen hun xoxo
The way she's spending this whole pandemic, she could have paid for 4 dogs to have their legs done!
