They're fit to burst at the seams, wtaf?
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Holy titChrist. This is what those trousers are actually supposed to look like when they're not stretched to oblivion.
Also what is this giant weird square part? That can't be her knee?
Is she trying to make the whole "I can't zip up my boots anymore" a fashion trend?
Does she not realise that there are actually boots made for larger calves, fit so much better and would just feel so much more comfortable? Or is she too embarrassed to admit that she'd have to size up in the shoe department too?
For anyone who sews...oh boy its a vortex
It looks like someone forgot to clip the seam allowance on a curve.
I think that's the line from her socks because the trousers are thin and not supposed to be that tight
She's uploaded a vid but I can't watch it - can someone do a summary please 
Been staring at those photos for 15 mins straight how the duck did she think they look good?? Beyond skintight.
Who needs a summary when this pic sums her up so well?
I'd be happy have a go at it if no one else wants to but fair warning it will not be as entertaining as @Lunamoon22
Did she just call herself an inspiration? Did I hear that right?
Inspiring me to avoid everything she likes/does
Luna. How in the living duck do you do this? My browser stopped responding, so sorry for the potential double post.She's uploaded a vid but I can't watch it - can someone do a summary please
She starts off with a skit (funnily enough, Swedish for tit, which is what it was).
Enter Helen wearing giant pink, glittery sunglasses.
"2020 sucked, yeah?
Gonna get through 2021 one burpee at a time." Cut to her doing something other than a burpee on the sidewalk. "I'm gonna value my life by how much I weigh and how many pecs I have*. Gonna get a Ferrari. Gonna charter my own yacht."
*everyone has 4, you dick.
She then assumes a a mock-meditation position and sarcastically chants “SHAAME shall cometh upon me and thy** family if I do not obtain a high productivity level.”
**I can't even go there.
Cut back to exercise Helen sarcastically whinging “true happiness comes from how many digits you have in your bank account!"
Then she's looking in her massive fridge: "Well, I’m gonna buy into the cleanest, the greenest, the most unsustainable [sic] diet ever and THEN guilt trip myself when I fall of the wagon because that is what society taught us” and she crunches on a massive cucumber.
Fake meditating again to the mantra “must have more forced fun and post it all over social media to convince everybody that I am living my best a-liiifeee”
looking in the snack cupboard: “That was a really good cucumber, what can I 'ave now?!”
Hard cut to her jumping down on the sofa of nightmares "What a load of bollocks. HELLO! I'M BACK!"
Aaaaand that's as far as I could get.
Helen:
1) It's the lowest form of wit.
2) Are you serious?
She really doesn't see it, does she?
I can't do it. Luna, this tit is 30 minutes long. How do you do it?
Edit. This "i'M nOt LiKe ThE oThEr InFLUeNcErZz!!11!!one!" tit is so lame... she's a vapid, ignorant, know-nothing sheep with some kind of self-induced superiority complex. Sorry for raging.... duck me.
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She starts by trying to be funny but it just seems to me she's making fun of people/mocking people who care about things such as their diet and money idk I get what she's trying to say but I think it fell a bit flat
'I'm gonna value my life by how much I weigh and how many pecs I have............shame shall come on my and my family is I do not obtain a high productivity (she's sitting on the bet pretending to meditate at this point)........true happiness comes by how many digits you have in your bank account......cleanest, greenest, most unsustainable diet ever and guilt trip myself when I fall off the wagon because that is what society taught us'
I don;'t know if I can sit through this so imma just bullet point (idk how you manage to do it @Lunamoon22 )
- hello she's back and hopes we're okay today she'll be reflecting on things, be really honest she might regret that tho we're in for a ride
- 2021, hey 'what a rollercoaster'
- watched her vid of her 2020 goals and her goals for 2020 were quite reasonable and at that time she was dating and not expecting anything but had uploaded that vid on the 14th and already been on a date wirth Fil and wasn't expecting it to go much further lmao
- she wasnt goignt o think about serious things, wasnt ready etc btu then COVIDD happened. his mum wasn't well and thought she had 'the covid' so fil moved in and they only thought it would be a few weeks. going from seeing 1-2x a week to living together, only really getting to know each otherr in the house as couldnt go out and socialise. it was weird and she felt a lot of pressure as fil is not a type of guy to sit on the sofa all day and play video games (lol what???? did i hear that right i cba to go back)
-hes the only person she knows who woudl rather be at work than at home (jehehehehe that says a lot)
- she didnt expect their relationship to start like this theres loads of things they havent done or experienced together which they have to lok forward together
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ohh lol now shes fake sympathetic about others and going on about how people have lost job and most importantly died, businesses are struggling and everyone has been affected. but theres been a lot of positives ina weird fucked up way - more resourceful and inventive such as zoom nights
- now talkinf about zoom events and getting new products in the post#yawn
- shes seen more of her neighbourhood in the last year than she has in the 5 shes lived there, she feels more homely this year than ever
- shes going on about having to find new ways to have fun etc because of the lack of freedom and stuff, i'm sorry bvut after seeing her year round up on insta, i cant take her seriously
THE BANNDDD
-its taken off, next single in feb, a few things coming up soon that shes excited about
productivity levels
- if she wasnt doing things shed feel frustrated and like she wasnt using her time, there were people in lockdown learning a language or launching things and she felt guilty for not doing that. but its a good thing she recognised that. what is success she asks?
- one thing shes greatful for with 2020 is the lack of distractions from being busy all the time and just pressing on and acknowledging she cant always be this positive person.
- she knows shes been feeling low at time and some things frustrate her and she can feel trapped and shes felt like this for a long time but because she always put it under the carpet but because she had nothing else to do (then cuts herself off and changes it to not as busy hehehe)
- links it to coming off the pill, shes horny again, got a libido again and regular periods and thats when she noticed a pattern in ehr behaviour. 2 weeks of feeling horny and confident etc then 2 weeks of low and negative.
- she got courage and called the doctor and her doctor came to the conclusion she is sensitive to hormones so cant do anything with hormones and she got put on antidepressants. she didnt want to be put on them as she saw them as being a failure, because she always try to press on a be positive and happy and people look at her as an inspiration and saw being put on antidepressants and being a failure as she should be able to do it herself. didnt know if she wanted to put it online and barrier she didnt want to cross, but if she doesnt talk about it shes part of the problem.
Therapy now
- lack of confidence and insecurities, shes seeing a therapist to see why shes feeling so bad about herself sometimes. now shes saying shes confident.
- wants to iron out a lot of thougths shes having with self doubt and worrying what people will think of her
- minority of people out there who thinks she damages from her marriage. absolutely not true, wont give my ex the credit
2020 has been difficult for influencers and people online because it was the uprising of the sharons and the karens.
I CANT DO THIS ANYMOMRE HOW DO YOU DO IT LUNA
oh she admitted she deletes comments
'I'm gonna value my life by how much I weigh and how many pecs I have............shame shall come on my and my family is I do not obtain a high productivity (she's sitting on the bet pretending to meditate at this point)........true happiness comes by how many digits you have in your bank account......cleanest, greenest, most unsustainable diet ever and guilt trip myself when I fall off the wagon because that is what society taught us'
I don;'t know if I can sit through this so imma just bullet point (idk how you manage to do it @Lunamoon22 )
- hello she's back and hopes we're okay today she'll be reflecting on things, be really honest she might regret that tho we're in for a ride
- 2021, hey 'what a rollercoaster'
- watched her vid of her 2020 goals and her goals for 2020 were quite reasonable and at that time she was dating and not expecting anything but had uploaded that vid on the 14th and already been on a date wirth Fil and wasn't expecting it to go much further lmao
- she wasnt goignt o think about serious things, wasnt ready etc btu then COVIDD happened. his mum wasn't well and thought she had 'the covid' so fil moved in and they only thought it would be a few weeks. going from seeing 1-2x a week to living together, only really getting to know each otherr in the house as couldnt go out and socialise. it was weird and she felt a lot of pressure as fil is not a type of guy to sit on the sofa all day and play video games (lol what???? did i hear that right i cba to go back)
-hes the only person she knows who woudl rather be at work than at home (jehehehehe that says a lot)
- she didnt expect their relationship to start like this theres loads of things they havent done or experienced together which they have to lok forward together
]
ohh lol now shes fake sympathetic about others and going on about how people have lost job and most importantly died, businesses are struggling and everyone has been affected. but theres been a lot of positives ina weird fucked up way - more resourceful and inventive such as zoom nights
- now talkinf about zoom events and getting new products in the post#yawn
- shes seen more of her neighbourhood in the last year than she has in the 5 shes lived there, she feels more homely this year than ever
- shes going on about having to find new ways to have fun etc because of the lack of freedom and stuff, i'm sorry bvut after seeing her year round up on insta, i cant take her seriously
THE BANNDDD
-its taken off, next single in feb, a few things coming up soon that shes excited about
productivity levels
- if she wasnt doing things shed feel frustrated and like she wasnt using her time, there were people in lockdown learning a language or launching things and she felt guilty for not doing that. but its a good thing she recognised that. what is success she asks?
- one thing shes greatful for with 2020 is the lack of distractions from being busy all the time and just pressing on and acknowledging she cant always be this positive person.
- she knows shes been feeling low at time and some things frustrate her and she can feel trapped and shes felt like this for a long time but because she always put it under the carpet but because she had nothing else to do (then cuts herself off and changes it to not as busy hehehe)
- links it to coming off the pill, shes horny again, got a libido again and regular periods and thats when she noticed a pattern in ehr behaviour. 2 weeks of feeling horny and confident etc then 2 weeks of low and negative.
- she got courage and called the doctor and her doctor came to the conclusion she is sensitive to hormones so cant do anything with hormones and she got put on antidepressants. she didnt want to be put on them as she saw them as being a failure, because she always try to press on a be positive and happy and people look at her as an inspiration and saw being put on antidepressants and being a failure as she should be able to do it herself. didnt know if she wanted to put it online and barrier she didnt want to cross, but if she doesnt talk about it shes part of the problem.
Therapy now
- lack of confidence and insecurities, shes seeing a therapist to see why shes feeling so bad about herself sometimes. now shes saying shes confident.
- wants to iron out a lot of thougths shes having with self doubt and worrying what people will think of her
- minority of people out there who thinks she damages from her marriage. absolutely not true, wont give my ex the credit
2020 has been difficult for influencers and people online because it was the uprising of the sharons and the karens.
I CANT DO THIS ANYMOMRE HOW DO YOU DO IT LUNA
oh she admitted she deletes comments
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Aw thanks guys appreciate the effort.It defo wore me out over Vlogmas with all her shite, I was glad most of the videos were really short, but I just can't stomach to watch her videos at the moment as I've had a double whammy of bad news in family this week and trying to deal with that and sort things out remotely. Also my NHS flatmate is struggling so much atm and I'm really worrying about him (he's not the kind to admit when he's struggling... But the ambulance service is really under pressure at the mo), I just can't stand to hear her claim how she has had it worse because of "negative" comments about her clearly being a dick during the pandemic, and then go off on a zillion more holidays because she needs a relaxing time. bleeping clown.
I will gladly laugh at pictures of her awful fashion sense and clothing bursting at the seams in the meantime
Brilliant... such a great message to be putting out there. Are we allowed to use the C word on here?
Yeah, because being told that you're being tone deaf and aren't using your platform for good is the same as all the doctors, nurses, HCAs, receptionists, customer service personnel, supermarket workers.. need I go on... getting verbal abuse and threats every bleeping day, even pre-covid.
I'd be so goddamned ashamed if I was her mum or sister or... FIWL.... Honestly.
No confidence? Just get naked, Helga
It defo wore me out over Vlogmas with all her shite, I was glad most of the videos were really short, but I just can't stomach to watch her videos at the moment as I've had a double whammy of bad news in family this week and trying to deal with that and sort things out remotely. Also my NHS flatmate is struggling so much atm that I just can't stand to hear her claim how she has had it worse because of "negative" comments about her clearly being a dick during the pandemic, and then go off on a zillion more holidays because she needs a relaxing time. bleeping clown.
I will gladly laugh at pictures of her awful fashion sense and clothing bursting at the seams in the meantime
I hope you're okay, @Lunamoon22 you take a bullet for this forum several times a week. We love you! I'm sorry to hear that you've had some pieces of bad news and that your flat mate is struggling. I know it sounds like an influencer level of contrived but, look after yourself and I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we're thinking of you
Thank youI hope you're okay, @Lunamoon22 you take a bullet for this forum several times a week. We love you! I'm sorry to hear that you've had some pieces of bad news and that your flat mate is struggling. I know it sounds like an influencer level of contrived but, look after yourself and I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we're thinking of you
you are all such a lovely bunch I started doing a summary, and then got bored with her waffle. It's been done anyway, but I'm still posting what I had because there were some ace screenshots if I do say so myself.
We’ve moved on from setting up the camera in one room, walking out, cutting, and then going back to move it again. Now she’s RUNNING towards us.
“2020 sucked yeh? Well this is I’m gonna make-” PANT “2021” PANT “betta”.
“Gonna value myself by how much I weigh, and how many pecks I have”
“I’m gonner buy into the cleanest, greenest, most unsustainable diet ever, and theeeen guilt trip myself when i fall off the wagon because THAT is what society taught us” r/im14andthisisdeep
We’ve moved on from setting up the camera in one room, walking out, cutting, and then going back to move it again. Now she’s RUNNING towards us.
“2020 sucked yeh? Well this is I’m gonna make-” PANT “2021” PANT “betta”.
“Gonna value myself by how much I weigh, and how many pecks I have”
“I’m gonner buy into the cleanest, greenest, most unsustainable diet ever, and theeeen guilt trip myself when i fall off the wagon because THAT is what society taught us” r/im14andthisisdeep
- We're now sat in her sitting room and she's back to her normal, quirky self
"Today I'm gonna be reflectin’, talking about the future, I'm gonna be really, really HONEST. " Sure, jan. - Spends a few minutes telling us stuff we already know about what lockdown is like, the things you miss out on etc. Helen is the only person in the world who's been in lockdown this year, she knows.
- Phil is apparently not the type to sit on the sofa all day and play video games. "He loves his job. It's admirable but also a bit frustrating at times." Helga are you saying you don't love your job?
- She waffles some more about lockdown, tells us all what zoom can be used for, shame she didn't make much content out of that previously.
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You have already gone above and beyond with your summaries @Lunamoon22, no one could blame you if never watched another one of Helga’s crappy videos in your life. I am sorry you to hear that you‘ve had bad news and things are tough at the moment - I’m not going to pretend I would be any good at the video summaries but I can confidently say we’ve all got your back on this.
It defo wore me out over Vlogmas with all her shite, I was glad most of the videos were really short, but I just can't stomach to watch her videos at the moment as I've had a double whammy of bad news in family this week and trying to deal with that and sort things out remotely. Also my NHS flatmate is struggling so much atm and I'm really worrying about him (he's not the kind to admit when he's struggling... But the ambulance service is really under pressure at the mo), I just can't stand to hear her claim how she has had it worse because of "negative" comments about her clearly being a dick during the pandemic, and then go off on a zillion more holidays because she needs a relaxing time. bleeping clown.
I will gladly laugh at pictures of her awful fashion sense and clothing bursting at the seams in the meantime
You are not meant to drink when you take antidepressants and the doctor will have made that very clear. I wonder how Helen is going to deal with that.
Brilliant... such a great message to be putting out there. Are we allowed to use the C word on here?
Yes, we can say bleep here
Yes, we can say bleep here
She has such a screenshot worthy faceI started doing a summary, and then got bored with her waffle. It's been done anyway, but I'm still posting what I had because there were some ace screenshots if I do say so myself.
We’ve moved on from setting up the camera in one room, walking out, cutting, and then going back to move it again. Now she’s RUNNING towards us.
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“2020 sucked yeh? Well this is I’m gonna make-” PANT “2021” PANT “betta”.
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“Gonna value myself by how much I weigh, and how many pecks I have”
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“I’m gonner buy into the cleanest, greenest, most unsustainable diet ever, and theeeen guilt trip myself when i fall off the wagon because THAT is what society taught us” r/im14andthisisdeep
- We're now sat in her sitting room and she's back to her normal, quirky self
- Spends a few minutes telling us stuff we already know about what lockdown is like, the things you miss out on etc. Helen is the only person in the world who's been in lockdown this year, she knows.
- Phil is apparently not the type to sit on the sofa all day and play video games. "He loves his job. It's admirable but also a bit frustrating at times." Helga are you saying you don't love your job?
- She waffles some more about lockdown, tells us all what zoom can be used for, shame she didn't make much content out of that previously.
“I’m gonner buy into the cleanest, greenest, most unsustainable diet ever, and theeeen guilt trip myself when i fall off the wagon because THAT is what society taught us” r/im14andthisisdeep
yesss hahahaha I cringed when she said all that
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