Thread title as suggested by our @spaceraider69
⭐ Most liked was our @Lucyxxxx but as he is back on insta i went with the next best option ⭐
Marcus has moved like a lesbian in heat to Leicester with his Detective Michael John after approx 2 weeks of knowing him. God knows what his special...
Thread title suggestion by @Venom
So it seems marcus has gone from getting married in France to having some sort of long distance fling with someone named Mike we beauts for the life of us can't think what is wrong with this Mike to even entertain MM but there's a few theories but the meltdown...
Thread title courtesy of @pommynoir 🧡
Unfortunately the prick of a bastard did not go to Paris
He did not have gay sex
He did not marry a French fella he allegedly met and become Marcus Garcia
He did* get arrested after taking himself to a building site and harassing some scaffolders...
Was a close call, but @Noseybonk beat @HeyBabes to most liked thread title at the final hurdle.
narcus is currently in psychosis, hallucinating with alcohol withdrawals.
(Really, Marcus has been reported to the DWP and is shitting himself so has hammed up his issues)
anything else to add?
Thread title suggestion by @Stripper Vicar 😂
Recap
Still dosent want to talk about the weight loss
Keeping his relationship 'out the spotlight' the debate over if he's real or not will go on but at this point nothing he says is the truth still very boring
New thread title from our funny fucker @Lucyxxxx
Quick recap: Marcus is an alcoholic again 🍷
We’ve been treated to some great perfomances from the Camborne creep and apparently he now has hallucinations and psychosis.
He has been drunk on lives and posting shit. He was going to run away...
Well done to @chickenswallocks for the banger of a thread suggestion!
🚨 marcus is back on the beer 🚨
this is not a drill. He is also hallucinating, thinks he can communicate with the dead and has forgotten he has an ED.
congrats to all the beauts who have held out and not abandoned ship. We...
Cracking title had to be shortened a little @ladymanc221 you get a free costa if you use MMs referral code
I find it utterly bizarre and creepy AF that he pounds the streets at 4 am whilst everyone is asleep (the only thing getting pounded) 😂😂
Not much to say about this saggy little bitch that...
Thread title courtesy of @Miss Chin-Chin
Some cracking contenders from our beauts @AngelBabes and @Lucyxxxx
Marcus is currently wasting away on an all inclusive holiday in Lanzarote with his old man although he is such a saggy little bitch he looks more like Rich Mitch’s older brother.
Still...
Well done @Lucyxxxx our Queen of winning thread titles! 👸🏼 A VIP pass for unlimited sun bed sessions at Consol and a Christmas card from the famous ginger rug are en-route to you. ✉💐
Would a beaut please do the honors of a recap? 🙏🏼
Link to the previous thread beauts! 😘...
New thread title by @Lucyxxxx the qween returns!
If anyone wants to do a recap feel freee
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-70-asleep-in-the-streets-inexperienced-between-the-sheets.41816/
Welcome beauts to another thread about our favourite prick of a bastard. Well done to @spaceraider69 for the title, you get custody of the communal until Marcus gets home.
It been a wild few weeks with the return of
⭐️ Marcus the alcoholic
⭐️ Marcus binge eating
⭐️ Marcus the grief thief...
Thread title by @Lucyxxxx this thread is seeming to get back to its usual service something is brewing 👀 I've had to shorten the thread title a bit to fit originally it was
#68
Lost weight and became a massive bore
But we ain't forgot what happened outside Sids front door. 🥀🥀
Well done @Venom for the winning title 👑
old thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-66-underground-overground-wombling-free-marcus-of-camborne-scamming-the-dwp.39079/
Recap: Marcus has lost weight but is still a prick of a bastard
Thread title by @spaceraider69 sorry it just felt relatable 😭
I'm sure I'll be forgiven by the next 4/20 anniversary
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-65-postman-fat-postman-fat-postman-fat-strapped-the-fitbit-to-the-cat.38320/
Thread title win by @Lucyxxxx
I'd do a recap but there's not much just hope something is bubbling and he fucks it up royally for himself in some shape or form as he usually does in the end 💀 I miss his gormless foodie lives can't believe I ever complained
Let's see how long it takes us to get...
Congrats to @boojange for thread title! Left off the last bit as thought may get us in trouble.
nothing really for a recap.
- still that fat lad
- still boring
- still losing weight (but actually gaining)
- still eating a balanced diet in the pub each night
- still going live daily and...
Thread title win by @Venom sorry @Lucyxxxx
New thread beauts
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-62-its-the-final-meltdown.36546/
Anyone care for a recap
Newbies as always refer to wiki
Bear with me i have a new phone 😂
Well finally a thread that we got through quite quickly on and just in time hes having a much needed MMMMM MONDAY MARCUS MITCHELL MELTDOWN
Title seemed appropriate and couldn't find many others well done to @Lucyxxxx back on throne again
Link to previous thread here...
New thread almost in time for new year
Thread title by @JulesC
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-60-you-better-duck-you-better-run-for-cover-marcus-is-on-the-sesh-and-so-is-his-mother.35781/
Short recap ill let @Lucyxxxx do the honours since her thread...
Sorry @LostScot82 had to keep the qween @Lucyxxxx happy 💀
New thread got my early Christmas wish to get to thread 60
Link to previous thread
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-59-got-vouchers-from-tyacks-to-save-a-few-quid-is-he-homeless-no-hes-six-dinners-sid.35287/
Title win by @euphoria99 soz @Lucyxxxx
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-58-big-heart-big-gob-tiny-hands-tiny-n-ever-mind.34901/
Continue
Thread title again by @Lucyxxxx well done beaut 👀 your unstoppable
we continue 😂 Recap still a greedy boring smug benefit cheat still going between his homeless property and his mums the very family that was so concerned about his drinking eariler in the year now all get drunk together like its...
Thread title by @Lucyxxxx well done beaut
Had to shorten it a little and put a shorter word in to make it fit 😂 hope this is ok link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-56-simply-the-chest-going-into-cardiac-arrest.34366/
Recap still boring and hes not really...