Well done to @chickenswallocks for the banger of a thread suggestion!
π¨ marcus is back on the beer π¨
this is not a drill. He is also hallucinating, thinks he can communicate with the dead and has forgotten he has an ED.
congrats to all the beauts who have held out and not abandoned ship. We...
Cracking title had to be shortened a little @ladymanc221 you get a free costa if you use MMs referral code
I find it utterly bizarre and creepy AF that he pounds the streets at 4 am whilst everyone is asleep (the only thing getting pounded) ππ
Not much to say about this saggy little bitch that...
Thread title courtesy of @Miss Chin-Chin
Some cracking contenders from our beauts @AngelBabes and @Lucyxxxx
Marcus is currently wasting away on an all inclusive holiday in Lanzarote with his old man although he is such a saggy little bitch he looks more like Rich Mitchβs older brother.
Still...
Well done @Lucyxxxx our Queen of winning thread titles! πΈπΌ A VIP pass for unlimited sun bed sessions at Consol and a Christmas card from the famous ginger rug are en-route to you. βπ
Would a beaut please do the honors of a recap? ππΌ
Link to the previous thread beauts! π...
New thread title by @Lucyxxxx the qween returns!
If anyone wants to do a recap feel freee
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-70-asleep-in-the-streets-inexperienced-between-the-sheets.41816/
Welcome beauts to another thread about our favourite prick of a bastard. Well done to @spaceraider69 for the title, you get custody of the communal until Marcus gets home.
It been a wild few weeks with the return of
βοΈ Marcus the alcoholic
βοΈ Marcus binge eating
βοΈ Marcus the grief thief...
Thread title by @Lucyxxxx this thread is seeming to get back to its usual service something is brewing π I've had to shorten the thread title a bit to fit originally it was
#68
Lost weight and became a massive bore
But we ain't forgot what happened outside Sids front door. π₯π₯
Well done @Venom for the winning title π
old thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-66-underground-overground-wombling-free-marcus-of-camborne-scamming-the-dwp.39079/
Recap: Marcus has lost weight but is still a prick of a bastard
Thread title by @spaceraider69 sorry it just felt relatable π
I'm sure I'll be forgiven by the next 4/20 anniversary
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-65-postman-fat-postman-fat-postman-fat-strapped-the-fitbit-to-the-cat.38320/
Thread title win by @Lucyxxxx
I'd do a recap but there's not much just hope something is bubbling and he fucks it up royally for himself in some shape or form as he usually does in the end π I miss his gormless foodie lives can't believe I ever complained
Let's see how long it takes us to get...
Congrats to @boojange for thread title! Left off the last bit as thought may get us in trouble.
nothing really for a recap.
- still that fat lad
- still boring
- still losing weight (but actually gaining)
- still eating a balanced diet in the pub each night
- still going live daily and...
Thread title win by @Venom sorry @Lucyxxxx
New thread beauts
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-62-its-the-final-meltdown.36546/
Anyone care for a recap
Newbies as always refer to wiki
Bear with me i have a new phone π
Well finally a thread that we got through quite quickly on and just in time hes having a much needed MMMMM MONDAY MARCUS MITCHELL MELTDOWN
Title seemed appropriate and couldn't find many others well done to @Lucyxxxx back on throne again
Link to previous thread here...
New thread almost in time for new year
Thread title by @JulesC
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-60-you-better-duck-you-better-run-for-cover-marcus-is-on-the-sesh-and-so-is-his-mother.35781/
Short recap ill let @Lucyxxxx do the honours since her thread...
Sorry @LostScot82 had to keep the qween @Lucyxxxx happy π
New thread got my early Christmas wish to get to thread 60
Link to previous thread
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-59-got-vouchers-from-tyacks-to-save-a-few-quid-is-he-homeless-no-hes-six-dinners-sid.35287/
Title win by @euphoria99 soz @Lucyxxxx
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-58-big-heart-big-gob-tiny-hands-tiny-n-ever-mind.34901/
Continue
Thread title again by @Lucyxxxx well done beaut π your unstoppable
we continue π Recap still a greedy boring smug benefit cheat still going between his homeless property and his mums the very family that was so concerned about his drinking eariler in the year now all get drunk together like its...
Thread title by @Lucyxxxx well done beaut
Had to shorten it a little and put a shorter word in to make it fit π hope this is ok link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-56-simply-the-chest-going-into-cardiac-arrest.34366/
Recap still boring and hes not really...
Another winning title by @Lucyxxxx
Will we get to thread 60 by xmas?!
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-55-making-up-rap-names-because-were-boredwhere-is-the-king-of-benefit-fraud.34102/
Link to previous thread here and newbies if you have any questions pls refer to wiki
Another winning thread title with not one but two by @Lucyxxxx
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-54-girls-night-out-didnt-go-to-plan-thats-what-you-get-for-killing-sids-man.33773/
Recap hes still being dull that we resorted to giving out rap names than be...
Another excellent thread title by @Lucyxxxx
Link to previous thread here π€ͺ
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-53-marcus-is-a-murderer-say-it-aint-so-murdered-andy-on-his-doorstep-15-yrs-ago.33604/
Newbies if any questions refer to the wiki
Carry on
Well done to @Lucyxxxx back on top with this
Link to previous thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-52-marcus-mitchell-the-t-in-the-hat.33549/
We flew through that last one so quickly like the good old days
Newbies refer to wiki if you have any questions π
Quite appropriate title from @HeyBabes
Link to previous thread
https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-51-sid-was-in-turkey-getting-out-her-naps-couldnt-care-less-that-her-son-had-relapsed.33309/