Marcus Mitchell #70 Asleep in the streets, inexperienced between the sheets

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Welcome beauts to another thread about our favourite prick of a bastard. Well done to @spaceraider69 for the title, you get custody of the communal until Marcus gets home.

It been a wild few weeks with the return of

⭐ Marcus the alcoholic
⭐ Marcus binge eating
⭐ Marcus the grief thief banging on about a fella who hated his guts before he left this world (RIP SG)


Marcus is currently in Zante where he has been stuffing himself daily, stalking the local men & animals, trying to murder his dad and overall showing us nothing of the beautiful place he is in.

The former fat lad said his aim is to lose 2 stone before January when he goes on his next holiday !!!! Yes kids it just goes to show thay you don’t need to work hard to have nice things & holidays in life you just need to be a greedy benefit bum
*no shade to anyone on benefits who has a genuine need just not this bleep who has learnt to play the system with the help of his bleep parents*

Oh and it would appear his job has long been forgotten.
 

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Me and my partner have just got back from a nice holiday but knowing this grade-A twit can afford a second holiday and we now won't get to go on holiday again until at least 2026 really boils my piss.
 
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Banging on about wanting to be 8st before his NEXT holiday.

Triggering, useless piece of tit. No matter how much weight he loses, he'll still be a vile bleep.

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Hes sick of the sight of food and drink. Well we're sick of the sight of you Marcus you giant deflated scrotum
 
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I feel cheated that this didn’t happen to MM
 

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Thanks for the new thread @Stripper Vicar
Bastard can pretend he's gonna be 8 stone all he wants the fact numbers on a scale is all that he's focusing on he'll never be happy

Who goes to Greece and acts like its such a chore ungrateful jelly baby
 
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He won't get down to 8 stone? His skeleton , internal organs & leg muscles must weigh that , and his loose skin will be another couple of stone - so he's probs as thin as he will get ?
 
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Who goes on their first holiday and can’t wait to get home and lose weight? 🤯
 
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I reckon his massive moonhead is probably about 8 stone on its own
Christ on a cracker! 🤣 I bonked a squaddie one questionable night in my youth who was ‘interesting looking’🤣

we nicknamed him moon head! 🌝

even had a chant for him in the pub 😅

“vein, throbbing vein, how’s it hanging? Moonhead!”
 
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